An Atheists Worst Nightmare – A Banana?
OK. Please. For the love of all things Holy. Don’t watch this with food in your mouth. I made the mistake of watching this with a mouth full of Lucky Charms and they ended up all over my MacBook Pro Screen. The second time you watch it, watch Kirk Cameron’s face. He wants to laugh as bad as we do. It won’t squirt on your face? Really? Really?
From Kirk’s horrible show on TBN.
RAIN IT DOWN
He isn’t going to win over any atheists with that cute little demo.
I really wish I had that video last Wednesday night.
what about watermelons? those things are huge!
I love bananas.
Wow! Bananas are good!
Your blog is becoming awfully phallic in nature recently….
Hume Lake should have NEVER let them film that there…
Oh my. What WERE they thinking? They couldn’t be serious.
Man, I’m glad I’m not an atheist or I’d have to recant it all.
Unfortunately that is MUCH better than their little IQ tests they have. They’re quite the ‘witnessing’ tools.
oh my gosh. i can’t believe i just saw what i saw. oh my gosh. ok so i have seen way of the master on TBA once or twice and thought it was terrible then… but oh my gosh. how did that guy get through that???
mike seaver is my hero.
Unbelievable. Hey, what was God thinking when he make the pomegranet? That piece of fruit could turn people right back to atheism.
I need a shower after watching that….
ROFLMAO
I believe! I believe!
Um there is a slight problem with his hypothesis which shows his absolute stupidity.
Bananas had to be domesticated to be like that… they were originally EXTREMELY small. Their shape is also due evolution.
Strangely I feel dirty like tyler inserted an extra frame or two.
Mike seaver would be ashamed of what we’ve just seen.
PENISLOL
Good point by Ryan, the same thing could be said for Cow’s milk, or how big apples are now.
Careful saying that their shape is due to evolution… While that is true, a lot of religious people don’t understand that biological evolution can consist of both natural selection, and unnatural selection. Evolution also isn’t limited to biology. People like to use the watch, and say something as complicated as a watch had to be created… However, they forget that the watch… evolved. Before we had watches, we had clocks, and before we had clocks; we had sundials, and before we had sun dials, we looked up into the sky and guessed, becuase humans had to evolve to create the watch.
OMG, it all seems so clear now. God is truly powerful to make a banana!
Your an idiot sir.
****He isn’t going to win over any atheists with that cute little demo****
Who has ever cared what atheists have had to say?
everybody knows that nature intended the banana to be opened on the opposite end. just pinch it and it opens much easier. just ask a monkey.
He says that the banana is made perfectly to fit in the humans mouth. So is the male penis. and they way that is wrong.
****Who has ever cared what atheists have had to say?****
Well if this is what religion has to offer then count me an atheist LOLOL
Seriously, folks, this is extremely embarassing.
Why do believers have to look for specific examples that God intervines directly with life?
“Finding Darwin’s God” by Kenneth R. Miller.
I’ve found god again! Praise the Lord! All honours to Him and His Holy Banana!
Thank you so much for that. Quite brilliant.
***Why do believers have to look for specific examples that God intervines directly with life?***
Because deep down they question their own faith and feel that said examples help to give a nudge in the “right” direction, for themselves and for others. Unfortunately, 99% of those examples seem to stretch logic to its fullest.
LOL what a bigot!
Monkeys anyone? Bananas were orignally intended for gorillas. Then we came around and lo and behold, the 98% of our genes that we share with gorillas happen to allow us to eat bananas.
lol…god…hah.
try again.
To all:
Your point of view merely determines what you see, not what there is.
Yes, he is right. I often have nightmares, the worst of them are always about bananas.
I really can’t believe how stupids all of you are.
Have you ever heard about sarcasm?
This guy is laughing at creationists and ID people.
Cheers.
so how’s the mac screen now? did it withstand the luck charm blast?
Oh my gosh. I have been wanting to do my banana post for weeks. Now I HAVE to–it can’t wait any longer.
This is priceless.
How does he explain that everything everyone loves is so bad for you or is against their (Christian) rules………..
Oh, and its not that there isnt any god,higher power ,force whatever just not theirs
Thanks for the warning. I made sure to put down my own bowl of Lucky Charms before viewing. Soooo glad I did!!
And they wonder why no one watches TBN…. oh, lawrd-have-mercy!
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This guy practices religion– well he certainly needs all the practice he can get.
Just a serious thought to throw in:
From a deeper slant, he does have a point under all that:
The Bible says in Romans 1:20
For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature—have been clearly seen, BEING UNDERSTOOD BY WHAT HAS BEEN MADE, so that men are without excuse.
Perhaps he did not choose the best example here or present it in the best way, but it is nature itself that testifies, perhaps to those who would never know of God otherwise, that something must be ultimate Creator to make such sense out of everything ordered and created.
It’s still up to take the truth of Jesus to the world. God can “exist”, “create”, and “be”, but without Jesus, we are still in a sorry mess– with or without bananas!
The funniest part is how serious he is about the whole skit. How horrible can Kirk’s show be? It gives us entertaining things like this to watch… hehe
Alright, man….seriously.
I know that this segment of the show was a terrible sequence and the original film should be burned.
…but don’t condemn their entire ministry. I have seen quite a few of their shows, and they are very helpful in teaching EXISTING Christians to witness to non-Christians. They wouldn’t be a good tool to show an atheist, or a non-Christian, but they have some very helpful points in getting conversations started and in evangelizing.
Chew the meat. Spit out the bones.
I won’t condemn the ENTIRE ministry. Just the ENTIRE show.
We have to stand up for good stuff once in a while.
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As I’ve mentioned on my blos, I want to see these guys explain pineapple.
i miss growing pains.
ROFL at whoever mentioned pomegrantes… that’s what turned me to atheism in the first place…
The Bible says in Romans 1:20
For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature—have been clearly seen, BEING UNDERSTOOD BY WHAT HAS BEEN MADE, so that men are without excuse.
Ah yes, but don’t forget what Dr. Seuss said:
I would not eat them in a box,
i would not eat them with a fox,
I will not eat green eggs & ham,
I will not eat them Sam-I-am.
You really can’t quote the bible in an Ontological argument. That’s like quoting the Tobacco Institute in an argument against smoking.
Nice to see that there are still 47 other rational people out there.
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Shesh, you guys are missing it. This isn’t about hard science, but about getting people to laugh a little and build a little relationship. You can argue all day with atheists, but when you have fun with them and they can see your joy and love for them, they may be a bit hungrier for your God. I saw Ray do this illustration 12 years ago and it made me smile. I don’t agree with everything he says and haven’t been following his ministry lately, but I thought he was doing a lot of good stuff in the past.
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Its not the banana that was fitted to man, but man that was fitted to the banana. Man is a perfect shit machine, with two feet to move those seeds around. Its the Big Banana that gave rise to those grubby little fingers and mealy little grub sucking mouth, perfect for its ingestion.
It’s funny. The penis is also designed very similar to the banana, yet Christians say oral sex is a no-no. Perhaps someone could parody this video to counter the ‘no oral sex’ rule in the Bible.
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Dreams surely are difficult, confusing, and not everything in them is brought to pass for mankind. For fleeting dreams have two gates: one is fashioned of horn and one of ivory. Those which pass through the one of sawn ivory are deceptive, bringing tidings which come to nought, but those which issue from the one of polished horn bring true results when a mortal sees them.
God didn’t make prickly pears. Those little bastard spines are impossible to remove. Prickly pears are the antichrist.
The trouble with ID and creationism and all that is that they inhibit curiosity and questioning. They’re a copout designed for people who have no intellectual curiosity.
But monkeys like bananas.
I hate bananas. I never realized why until I watched this. For goodness sakes I was shrieking in terror at this nightmare.
That’s a pathetic way to argue for creation. Surely he could have thought of something more well-founded
But, give him props for the rest of his ministry, through which thousands of people have been intrigued enough to consider their relationship with God. That’s more than I can say about my own life.
-Stevo
Does that mean soda cans were made by god too?
Seriously – it was a bit humorous, but then again – this section is for commenting on the video, not a religious debate. I’m not an atheist but a firm believer in Christ.
You sirs, can go and fuck thineselves with thine Philistine spears.
This is a REAL question…
Is this ture? This has to be a joke, right? I really don’t believe in any of originized religion bull shit. Contradictions and what not. But this video…
Is it fake?
or real?
Another bullshit? Atheists are dumb!
To whoever wrote the original text above the video: I understand that the WOTM ministry takes issue with the gospel you preach, but Ray Comfort & Kirk Cameron never make personal stabs at individuals, only at the doctrine. Don’t lower yourself to the level of this post where you make personal stabs. It’s not Christlike or productive for the kingdom in any way. I don’t agree with your take on ministry, but at the end of the day, we are all in the same family, working together to win souls. It’s not a competition. Don’t further drive a wedge. Surely, you can be bigger than this.
Ill never look at bannanas in the same way again!!!!
Why do you call it a horrible show? At least he preaches the gospel instead of trying to market Jesus like the mega churches you are affiliated with, such as lifechurch and such. 90% of the attendees are living in sin and not christian. I bet you think Praise the Lord is a better show? Good luck when you fall into the hands of the living God!
Not to mention most of the above comments are ignorant and rude. Especially the blasphemy! I bet you people dont even read your bibles! You rprobably have a stiff new bible never been used and you never take it to church. How dishonoring to God! You False Converts! Remember I dont care about if you do or dont, but God knows and God will punish those whol called “Lord Lord” but never knew him!