Comments on: Don’t Be a Jerk for Jesus http://www.ragamuffinsoul.com/2007/01/dont-be-a-jerk-for-jesus/ Carlos Whittaker's Weblog Fri, 10 Feb 2012 02:29:55 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 By: Roy http://www.ragamuffinsoul.com/2007/01/dont-be-a-jerk-for-jesus/#comment-19231 Roy Tue, 02 Jan 2007 14:08:29 +0000 http://www.ragamuffinsoul.com/?p=796#comment-19231 Hey all you have to do is quote some passages from "The Message," insist Bono is saved, and they'll shrivel up into a tiny green globule, Hey all you have to do is quote some passages from “The Message,” insist Bono is saved, and they’ll shrivel up into a tiny green globule,

]]> By: Joni http://www.ragamuffinsoul.com/2007/01/dont-be-a-jerk-for-jesus/#comment-19093 Joni Tue, 02 Jan 2007 06:11:36 +0000 http://www.ragamuffinsoul.com/?p=796#comment-19093 This kind of demon can only be removed with prayer and fasting. And a good pot luck supper in the church basement! This kind of demon can only be removed with prayer and fasting. And a good pot luck supper in the church basement!

]]> By: Zach http://www.ragamuffinsoul.com/2007/01/dont-be-a-jerk-for-jesus/#comment-19031 Zach Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:25:16 +0000 http://www.ragamuffinsoul.com/?p=796#comment-19031 He must be new to the Jerk for Jesus Club... His bible is only 1/4" the width of the true bible bashers... That thing leaves only a bruise. He must be new to the Jerk for Jesus Club… His bible is only 1/4″ the width of the true bible bashers… That thing leaves only a bruise.

]]> By: Rod Merritt http://www.ragamuffinsoul.com/2007/01/dont-be-a-jerk-for-jesus/#comment-18971 Rod Merritt Mon, 01 Jan 2007 19:37:05 +0000 http://www.ragamuffinsoul.com/?p=796#comment-18971 He needs a big watch in case someone asks him to pray and it is almost lunch time. He needs a big watch in case someone asks him to pray and it is almost lunch time.

]]> By: Rose http://www.ragamuffinsoul.com/2007/01/dont-be-a-jerk-for-jesus/#comment-18970 Rose Mon, 01 Jan 2007 19:16:48 +0000 http://www.ragamuffinsoul.com/?p=796#comment-18970 Ignore him. He is not worth my time. I thought that I would drop by and wish you a Happy New Year. Ignore him. He is not worth my time. I thought that I would drop by and wish you a Happy New Year.

]]> By: Jenna http://www.ragamuffinsoul.com/2007/01/dont-be-a-jerk-for-jesus/#comment-18938 Jenna Mon, 01 Jan 2007 15:43:41 +0000 http://www.ragamuffinsoul.com/?p=796#comment-18938 Hey! I sit behind that guy when I'm not in the choir. Sing louder. Ticks 'em off every time. MUAHAHAHA. I'm bad. Hey! I sit behind that guy when I’m not in the choir.

Sing louder. Ticks ‘em off every time. MUAHAHAHA.

I’m bad.

]]> By: Charlie http://www.ragamuffinsoul.com/2007/01/dont-be-a-jerk-for-jesus/#comment-18925 Charlie Mon, 01 Jan 2007 14:48:35 +0000 http://www.ragamuffinsoul.com/?p=796#comment-18925 5. he could be the guy that ejects parents that insist on not taking their noisy kids to childrens ministry There ya go. Two problems solved at once...lol. 5. he could be the guy that ejects parents that insist on not taking their noisy kids to childrens ministry

There ya go. Two problems solved at once…lol.

]]> By: Shawn http://www.ragamuffinsoul.com/2007/01/dont-be-a-jerk-for-jesus/#comment-18920 Shawn Mon, 01 Jan 2007 14:13:49 +0000 http://www.ragamuffinsoul.com/?p=796#comment-18920 Disarm them with love bro, like Jesus did. Disarm them with love bro, like Jesus did.

]]> By: Mikko Sivonen http://www.ragamuffinsoul.com/2007/01/dont-be-a-jerk-for-jesus/#comment-18889 Mikko Sivonen Mon, 01 Jan 2007 11:41:19 +0000 http://www.ragamuffinsoul.com/?p=796#comment-18889 Dude. That is me! Auch! Dude. That is me! Auch!

]]> By: bryonm http://www.ragamuffinsoul.com/2007/01/dont-be-a-jerk-for-jesus/#comment-18880 bryonm Mon, 01 Jan 2007 11:12:28 +0000 http://www.ragamuffinsoul.com/?p=796#comment-18880 This guy is most likely single and simply needs a woman in his life. You need to "invite" him to that other church's singles ministry. And then you need to "encourage" him to serve at that other church with the big singles ministry until he gets married. Or maybe he just hasn't found his ministry. Places he might serve well: 1. Middle school ministry... those kids will break him before he "tames" them 2. prison ministry 3. the mission field... a muslim country maybe 4. bulletin stuffer 5. he could be the guy that ejects parents that insist on not taking their noisy kids to childrens ministry places not to put him: 1. greeter 2. sound man 3. worship leader 4. home fellowship leader 5. any kind of leader 6. church board deciding salaries 7. church board deciding music style 8. church board 9. usher 10. welcome commitee This guy is most likely single and simply needs a woman in his life. You need to “invite” him to that other church’s singles ministry. And then you need to “encourage” him to serve at that other church with the big singles ministry until he gets married.

Or maybe he just hasn’t found his ministry. Places he might serve well:
1. Middle school ministry… those kids will break him before he “tames” them
2. prison ministry
3. the mission field… a muslim country maybe
4. bulletin stuffer
5. he could be the guy that ejects parents that insist on not taking their noisy kids to childrens ministry

places not to put him:
1. greeter
2. sound man
3. worship leader
4. home fellowship leader
5. any kind of leader
6. church board deciding salaries
7. church board deciding music style
8. church board
9. usher
10. welcome commitee

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