Worst Album Covers Ever

Posted on 03. Jan, 2007 by loswhit in Mid Afternoon Distraction

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21 Responses to “Worst Album Covers Ever”

  1. Brad Metzger 3 January 2007 at 2:08 am #

    Dude. Exactly what in the heck were the guys sans shirts thinking?
    Granted, when I first viewed it I chuckled a bit, but on second and third glance it gets exponentially more aggravating.

    That album cover was an ill-advised career move to say the least.

  2. John Smulo 3 January 2007 at 2:10 am #

    I saw lots of covers, but where were the bad ones?

  3. Crystal Renaud 3 January 2007 at 2:45 am #

    zip zap rad – that’s my new catch-phrase for 2007.

  4. Tony 3 January 2007 at 6:03 am #

    Following the “uh… where are their clothes?” album cover theme… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:BuckinghamNicksCover.jpg

  5. chris g 3 January 2007 at 8:06 am #

    holy crap. this is a brilliant post!

  6. Victor Estrada 3 January 2007 at 9:00 am #

    Dang… now I’m gonna have to change the cover for our next worship album cause it looks like that bottom right one….. Dang, and I thought we were being original with that. Way to burst my bubble TINO

  7. Hale-Yeah! 3 January 2007 at 9:33 am #

    pretty bad. If you want some really bad ones, look at christian rap label Grapetree records.

  8. Hale-Yeah! 3 January 2007 at 9:36 am #

    here, you can browse through a couple of them. I used to work at Berean about 10 years ago and these always made me laugh.

    http://www.emusic.com/artist/11610/11610560.html

  9. shan 3 January 2007 at 10:04 am #

    i wonder if their album covers have to do with the fact that i’ve never heard of any of them (please tell me no one else has either)…the guy in the second one is gonna give me nightmares…ewwww!

  10. Roy 3 January 2007 at 10:58 am #

    Man I really don’t want to hear the Christian Crusaders with or without Al Davis!

  11. chris f 3 January 2007 at 12:07 pm #

    Hey man. Here are some more. Many are repeats, but there are also a few unique ones. Don’t miss Millie Jackson on the 2nd page. Pretty bizarre.

    http://www.cenedella.com/stone/archives/2003/10/worst_album_cov.html

    http://www.cenedella.com/stone/archives/2004/02/worster_album_c_1.html

    http://www.cenedella.com/stone/archives/2005/07/worstest_album_3.html

  12. mrs. bear 3 January 2007 at 1:08 pm #

    Oh man! I’m at work and I almost burst out laughing looking at the one’s from Chris F. That would have been interesting to explain to my co-workers. “Yeah, I decided to not work for 10 minutes and look at some blogs then I decided to explore the world of terrible album covers and there was this black lady on the toilet…”

  13. Paul J. 3 January 2007 at 1:19 pm #

    jeez….I actually own the “Orleans” record….

  14. Skyler 3 January 2007 at 2:20 pm #

    These are amazing! I love the one with the guy under the shower???? He has that great stash…I wish all designers would head back to the roots!

  15. Courtney 3 January 2007 at 2:50 pm #

    Los, you are so funny. I love this. I miss you guys! We are planning to come out to visit this summer so hopefully we can hook up with you guys.

  16. bryonm 3 January 2007 at 3:16 pm #

    Tino and Orleans look like they should be flying the rainbow flag

  17. andrew 3 January 2007 at 4:10 pm #

    i’m really scared by the fact that i interact with people like this on a daily basis, at least without knowing it. I especially like chris f’s link with the “God is a Killer” album with the subtitle “Another Great Evangelistic Message” or something like that. Boy have we got it down, we’re too clever for you God. I know you talk about love a lot but scaring them into heaven is so much easier.

  18. Karil 3 January 2007 at 7:24 pm #

    Juli’s 16th birthday? Is it just me, or is she 16 and the guy like 50? Creepy, but very, very funny :)

  19. Wayner 6 January 2007 at 9:49 pm #

    May I recommend, in roughly the same genre:

    http://www.lileks.com/match/index.html

    Paul J: Please tell me the “Orleans” isn’t a fold out album cover…from the bottom.

  20. Rhi 10 January 2007 at 7:26 pm #

    ahahahahahaha! those are horrible! thanks for the laugh.

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