Fell Fast

Posted on 01. Feb, 2007 by loswhit in Uncategorized

Last year Heather wanted to go skydiving. I was too fat to go. You had to be under 210 lbs. I was 226 at the time. But for some reason the owner told Heather that the wind was right and he would take me.
Um. Is it me, or should I have said no? Either way he strapped my fat ass to his belly and we spooned all the way up to the heavens. Brother weighed more than me. Then all at once we tumbled out. The camera guy who was video taping us even had to put on weights to keep up with us on the way down. Watching this makes me want to go again so I can fall slower. That way when the parachute opens my “boys” don’t end up in my throat. I know I posted this about a year ago but I thought I would throw it up for the 400 or so a day newbies who come around.

Any of you jumped?
Los

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15 Responses to “Fell Fast”

  1. Crystal Renaud 1 February 2007 at 6:48 am #

    i WANT to. but will i ever… probably not. i can’t wrap my mind around jumping out of a perfectly good plane.

  2. whittakerwoman 1 February 2007 at 7:45 am #

    lets go baby…

  3. shan 1 February 2007 at 9:54 am #

    my hands are sweating. but, yes, i did do that the first year i moved to cali. pre-derek (actually, i knew him then but we weren’t dating yet), pre-kids…etc. it was with one of my best friends, kellie, for our birthdays (my 24th b-day). in august 2000 in near santa barbara, it was awesome, you could see the beach from the airplane.
    oh, crystal…my parents said the same thing…”why are you gonna jump out of a perfectly good airplane?” i said,”cuz it’s seems fun.” and, it was…i’m really glad i did it. :)

  4. Voges 1 February 2007 at 11:23 am #

    Dude, it freaked me out just watching this video! No way would i jump out of a plane.

  5. Kolleen 1 February 2007 at 11:56 am #

    No, but I want to soooooooooo bad!!!! Hopefully for my 21st Birthday this summer…that would be amazing! Thanks for sharing!

  6. More Fire 1 February 2007 at 12:25 pm #

    Intense, man! Thanks for sharing (again?). Awesome musical accompaniment as well.

    More Fire!
    http://www.morefire.wordpress.com

  7. Bethany 1 February 2007 at 1:26 pm #

    Yeah! Nathan and I went last year for his birthday! It was awesome! Not like falling…more like flying! Cant wait to do it again!

  8. bobby 1 February 2007 at 1:59 pm #

    Went like 7 or 8 years ago. LOVED IT!! Wanted to get my license it was so fun. Yet another hobby I wanted to pick up after trying. I need to go again!

    CRYSTAL – If it were a “perfectly good plane” they never would have invented parachutes.

  9. Tim 1 February 2007 at 2:00 pm #

    I totally want to skydive.

  10. Alisha 1 February 2007 at 5:26 pm #

    Nope, can’t do it :( Just watching the video and I’m freaking out on the couch! DJ is laughing at me right now because I was covering my eyes while I watched it.

  11. Jules 1 February 2007 at 5:59 pm #

    I don’t know what was coming out of your mouth while you were falling, but, I just screamed for you!!
    Here’s my question: Did you ever dream afterward about it?

  12. noefool 1 February 2007 at 7:18 pm #

    went skydiving when i lived in south africa. we jumped from 10,500 feet and it was 0 degrees. talk about fripples…

  13. caskeyshane 1 February 2007 at 9:54 pm #

    HALE FREAKIN YEAH MAN!!

    I have never went but I have been so wanting to go!! I am totally PUMPED just watching this video!! I think I might have to be broke for a while to go VERY soon.

    Thanks for that bro!!

    Shane

  14. Josh 2 February 2007 at 8:06 am #

    One of my good friends is certified and goes all the time, but I don’t know if I could ever do it. It’s the whole jumping out of a plane at so many thousand feet that just doesn’t sit right with my head.

  15. Singing Sparrow 4 February 2007 at 10:54 pm #

    Ok. but, what is “spooning”?

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