If You Are Male, And Have Children, You May Watch This…
The state of California REQUIRES that I have a consultation prior to permanent sterilization. This is Kaisers way of not having to pay doctors overtime. Stick a large mass of men together and make them watch this 1984 video without giggling like Jr. Highers. This is rated, um, like, PG 15 or something… Don’t worry. The images are not real. They are the cartoony things.
I can’t believe I recorded that whole thing without getting caught.
Los
RAIN IT DOWN
“make them watch this 1984 video without giggling like Jr. Highers”
You mean some people can actually remain serious and without laughter while watching that???
You know some people laugh when they are nervous…
I bet the whole room was laughing….nervously. =)
I am not male, nor do I have children, yet I still watched this video.
Oh man – I have so many comments…
a. I love how you shook the camera after every possible risk.
b. I’m glad I now know that man’s preferred choice of chonies.
c. Who really puts a band-aid on their scrotum??
d. How awkward is it to bring in an “ejaculation specimen” to your doctor??
After watching this video I don’t feel as weird about walking into our office and hearing “swollen scrotum” lol
Did you intentionally shake that camera, or was it just sitting on your lap?
*fwds this on to Husband* Oh, the humor and simultaneous horror.
Yeah, what was up with all the shaking? Laughing, writing, or fear? The doctor made me a little nervous when he cleared his throat and looked away on some of the questions. A bandaid on the scrotum is probably a not a good idea. 1-2-3-ouch! Nice waterbed.
very instructive. i liked the shaking of the camera. and the throat clearing made me nervous like Bill.
Here’s a free vasectomy gag, just for you, Los. You can use this one.
On V-Day, the waiting room was full of other guys (of course); all looking nervous. They called me back to take my vitals and all that. Usually that just takes a few minutes and they send back you out to the waiting room. For whatever reason, it took about 15 minutes; the nurse was on the phone, or something.
So, when I went back out to the waiting room, I staggered thru the door while holding my crotch and looking horribly pained, then collapsed on the floor in a heap while moaning.
They all freaked. One of them headed for the door. Much laughter ensued when I stood up; even more when the guy who bolted poked his head back in.
…Oh yeah and the follow-up, that’s fun…
…”here you go, 17 year old girl behind the counter at the doctors office…umm.. this is a tiny bottle of my… you know… stuff… I gotta go… “
That was hysterical. I too appreciated the shaking after each risk.
The shorts might have been my favorite part though.
I feel so unoriginal. My favorite part was the tell- tale shaking as well. Although, Tony’s story is really great. I would definitely look for an opportunity to work that in. An interesting observation, just now…as I was watching…Losiah’s adorable face is on the right while the video plays on the left. I know for you and Heather, he is a child of the heart, not one of the flesh. But, honestly, not a very good enticement for sterilization. :~)
I’m sorry, but knowing what fashion plate Carlos is, I couldn’t get pass the awesome shorts the man had on. Carlos – one word – ICE and lots of it.
you mean, the dude’s nut huggers didn’t do the job? man those are short shorts!
i still can’t believe you had a class. it was real simple for me:
DOC: so, why do you want a vasectomy?
me: my wife said so.
DOC: alright, we’ll see you next week.
maybe they’re a little more relaxed in the midwest.
the best prescription was that we had to have sex like 3 times a day for 5 days.
hey, doctor’s orders.
you are too much shaking the camera after the risks… how were you not laughing?
OMG the shorts are killer!
and… is that a waterbed?