Abe, Youth Pastor, or The Hairy Lip
So I have a dilemma. In the last 7 days I have gone with 3 different looks. I purposely did it to confuse my new BFF’s on my trip.
And opinions have abounded.
So.
I’m going to listen to you.
What look and why.
And it shall grow on my face for the month of March.
Groom Away…Which One?
The Abe, The Youth Pastor, or the Hairy Lip?
Los
RAIN IT DOWN
My husband just went through the same thing…the “hairy lip” makes you look younger.
youth pastor. #2
I think if you want Heather participate in the 30 Day Challenge, you better ask her opinion first
Hairy lip does make you look younger, but unfinished.
LOVE THE ABE!!!!!
Abe.
Definitely the Abe! So sophisticated looking…
The beard makes me think that your hair melted off your head onto your chin, but again I normally don’t carry opinions on a guys facial hair because it threatens my own masculinity…
Abe- because i think it makes you look smarter.
The Abe…it kind of balances you out.
Beards are definitely the way to go.
No half-beards. No lip beards. REAL beards.
Because real men wear real beards.
^^Meaning: go with the Abe.^^
Abe. Let us stick together.
As long as you don’t go Crowder/Hall on us, I think you’re golden. Personally I vote for Abe. With a soul patch, you might as well go pencil line beard and stache and head for the club.
Abe.
Go with the Abe…..It makes your jawline look more square and stronger. It also shows more wisdom, and balances you out.
I think The Abe, because it makes you look smart. I’m way older, so I don’t really appreciate the hairy lip or the “oops, I shaved off the sides of my beard accidentally” look.
Of course, I also agree with Darcie… if Heather is going to be spending that much “quality” time with you, HER opinion is the only one that counts!
Guess I’m an odd one here, I prefer the youth pastor. Abe’s a bit too hairy, hairy lip is well, not so hairy. Then again, I tend to be middle of the road on lots of things, so maybe you should just ignore my opinion.
#3, hairy lip.
Abe
i vote for letting your wife decide which look she prefers!
I vote for #2. I don’t know why… just like it best!
hairy lip or five o clock shadow (but that was not a choice)
I posted before my kids voted. From the 9,6 and 4yos…#3.
I agree that Heather should make the final decision though. Especially with that challenge and all.
Why do we only get three choices? My vote is for a fu-manchu. You could pull it off.
the abe dude!!! it goes with your crazy personality
I second the fu-manchu. Do it Los-san!
None of the above. Go with the Tom Selleck mustache!
THE ABE!!!
Personally, I have the “hairy lip”…but prefer to call it the soulpatch….so that’s part of my vote. I’m diggin the Abe though.
The Abe…
its hard to tell with your eyes shut.
but I will go with Abe
Grow the goat man! I mean, really, the Abe—what the heck–a tall, old, white guy? And youth pastor—that’s just tryin too hard. And the soul patch—you don’t need no patch, bro, you already got soul. Rock the Goat!
The Abe (the Chin Strap) looks good for the upcoming St Patricks Season. The Youth Pastor (The Goatee) is the Mullet of facial hair. The Hairy Lip (The Soul Patch) is cliche and played out amongst church employees. Instead, may I suggest that March become Mustache month or simply sideburns with your bald head like Shaq did a few years back? that would be straight hood!
#1
The Abe
the Abe. helps balance the shaved head. the hairy lip leaves too much bare skin on the head and face area, and gotees are gay…
none of the above….my vote is for the Mr. T!!
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/3378/35696960zj0.jpg
I pity the fool!
I vote for the Abe.
the abe. the youth pastor one says you think Creed was a great band and you hope they get back together.
None of the above. How about clean-shaven?
flavaa savaa all the way
it’s pristine.
The Abe.
I’m going with the “Abe”. He was, by far, the best president. Beards never go out of style.
Hairy lip (#3)
Beards make people look old PERIOD. Unless you want to look like an old guy, skip the beard.
After much debate within our household…we vote Abe.
We’re curious how you’ll look on stage with the hairy lip. That’ll be the best way to know for sure.
you know… the wii lets you choose each style above for the avitar. One possibility on the wii you haven’t considered is the handlebar mustache. Is it something you’d try?
If not, we vote for the Abe.
Well considering that the “hair chin youth pastor” look is out and the “hairy lip” looks like you ate a squirl and its tail is hanging out, I would go with “ABE” deff the look for you….
dude, abe. for serious.
The “Abe”
Amish Abe
I’m saying the youth pastor look. I think it suits you best.
Another write in. I vote for pork chops!
second choice=hairy lip. Shaq is shaving down, so that’s what everybody’s gonna do now, right? Only do Abe if you’re going to wear lots of crazy hats.
Rock the full chin-strap!
I definitely vote “Abe” and you should get a tattoo of the Emancipation Proclamation on your neck, that’s just me? That way you can’t tell where the beard ends and the Emancipation Proclamation beginnings… I think it would be a cool look. I’ll give you a penny.
Totally #2 – youth pastor – I’ve just deleted several additional comments – I’m trying to learn from this year’s political debates – there are times to make your statement and shut the heck up!
Shutting up heck right now
Ok, I like the Abe or the hairy lip; I really don’t care for the youth pastor (sorry)… but I agree with several of the above comments: Your wife should have the final say. =)
The title of this blog sounds like the punchline to a joke…or a Jeopardy answer.
Abe. it’s the best for your face. and the youth pastor cut is crooked! hehe
My vote is for the Abe; but only if you’ll wear a big black stovepipe hat with it.
and Justin’s comment is TOO funny!
Abe, no question.
Well, I am partial to the Abe since I’m an Abe….and I like seeing my name all over your page, but I think I’m down with the Hairy Lip. It’ clean.
after much consideration, I would like to recant my vote and resubmit. In honor of Black History month, I vote for the Abe.
The youth pastor…I think it looks the most like you.
abe fo shizzle – power to the president
I’m with Darcie. Heather’s opinion is the only one that matters. Especially for the next 30 days.
86 the suicide bomber look.
abe
#1 – It looks like your face is upside down… What I mean is it looks wierd since you shaved your head and the beard is too much !
#2 – Looks ok but could be better styled or refined…
#3 – Definitelt that one… Looks good, fresh, young, clean. That sbould be your choice ;o)
dude, i vote abe, but only one question. could you get a sweet top hat for out in public? cuz if not, then i might have to reconsider.
but as for now, im going with #1. Abe.
bryan
http://www.bryan2.wordpress.com
either abe or youth pastor, not the hairy lip…
Heather should decide, if you want to make it a win-win for the 30-day Sex Challenge. Good Luck!
Seriously the Abe… looks good on you..
Go with the Abe. And please don’t go with the youth pastor. The goatee has perplexed me for years. When I was in youth ministry and would attend seminars (i.e. PDYM, YS, etc.), my friend and I would keep track of the goatees in the room, called, “The Goatee Count.” Millions, my friend – millions. Millions of Civil War Reenactors out there!
Go with the Abe. Very choice.
DEREK
Youth pastor
Okay, Los, I think that you should go with the Abe. The reason is that because not many people rock it with a shaved head. It’s very rock star. It’s very SoCal. It’s what most of us met you with on this blog. I’ve been rockin’ the shaved head with the youth pastor for a while, it’s suits me okay. I tried the abe, but it doesn’t work for me like it does for you. Keep on rockin’ the Abe. And, not many people….other than Daughtry, sport it that way.
Hello… don’t i get the final say? I love me some groomed ABE! H
Heather has spoken. Nuff said and the end!
Abe
What?!?! Handlebar moustache isn’t an option?!?!
Definitely Abe.
Abe…like you needed another opinion.
i vote for the “youth pastor” but you should really change the name of it, something a little more fun, then i bet you woulda gotten more votes for it.
are we going to get to see the final tally?
#3 Anyway to be like Hambrick is cool!
The Abe or the Youth pastor… but DEF. NOT the hairy lip… I don’t know why… but not the hairy lip.
I would recommend shaving off all facial hair and growing the hair on your head. Would that be the “Monk” look?
I hate to jump on the bandwagon – but Abe is just you bro.
hairy lip
anything BUT the “hairy flavor savor”…i vote abe
Abe
http://www.shaveeverywhere.com
shave it all off!
I gotta say you own the ABE!!
I’d go with none of the above! I think you should rock Mustache March. That’s right, bring the Magnum P.I. look back.
the youth pastor is just that and the hairy lip is what i’ve always referred to as the rapist lip. so i say the abe fo sho.
Hodge will resent the fact that you’re calling it the youth pastor.
Lose the hair on the fact altogether and work on your mullet (sp).
I say Youth Pastor b/c you look a good age. Not too old, not too young
I say go with the youth pastor. It’s almost so out of style that it’s back in style.
Got that leather braided belt ready?
hairy lip.
perhaps you should get your thyroid checked – your eyes are huge – like those people who have thyroid problems. unless you just have big eyes, then please accept my apology.
we sponsored a little boy from Uganda named “wilford”. his name cracked us up.
I love the soul patch, but you rock the Abe! Bring Abe back!
Peace,
E
youth pastor…looks the best
abe.
I’m going to have to go with….
Is this guy a youth pastor for $200 Alex?
Yep, its def. #2 =)
In my opinion: Abe is seriously Amish. Hairy lip is a bit sterile (no reference to your well-publicized recent surgery). Two is best with a re-title.
But, given there is a GORGEOUS woman who lives in your house and loves on your kids, I can’t think the other 100+ opinions matter. Definitely go with the Heather-enticer.
Hairy lip….more updated
abe seems to be the popular vote but i would have to go for youth pastor.
Dude.
The Abe/Suge Knight totally suits you. You own that look.
youth pastor w/optional stash bro. gives you that “i have something to say” look.
#1 looks, well, Amish.
Definitely #3. Definitely.