I may have to shave my head now that I am incarcerated, but the man promised to give the birds that live in my hair and beard good homes… I love them so much!
He looks kind of “emo” to me…I really expect some girl jeans to be worn by him and a guitar to reside in his hands?…maybe even some black eye liner on the weekends.
Tired of how dirty your turban gets?
Are you tired of how long it takes to wash it?
Than you need the new “hair turban”. Its so realistic, people won’t know if its your hair or a turban. They will be so suprised to find out it is both.
ok i will preface this my saying I LOVE JESUS!!
i have two..
1. ” officer she swore she was 18!”
2. you know when you make somthing and it totally turns out wrong…. well i think God said opps sometime… this may have just been one of those times.. heck i may have been one of those time… who knows…
RAIN IT DOWN
What happens in a shack on top of a mountain in Montana stays in a shack on top of a mountain in Montana!
OR
You gotta perrty mouth boy… To creepy?
Is this a mug-shot or a makeover shot?
Donald Trump goes BLACK
He does have that whole Erwin McManus vibe going on with the hair, or maybe it’s Tim Sanders; either way, Castro has a hard time hiding, for sure.
DEREK
Bin-Laden called…. he wants his look back.
It rubs the lotion on its skin.
“Do you think anyone in the office will notice my new cut?”
Wow! You should have seen the size of the spider that bit my nose!
Toupees ‘R Us got my order wrong. I ordered the one!
“Next on American Idol, PostSecret phenom sings ‘Grace Kelly’ with Rufus Wainwright. You won’t want to miss this…so stay tuned!”
Looks like Fidel Castro is enjoying his new Geraldo Rivera wig.
“it’s what’s really underneath Bin-Laden’s turban.”
John, Paul, George, Ringo, and Osama
What?
“My new hair color will distract from the large mole on my face–ya think?”
Mine:
If this is a mug shot, I assume the forensics reports will prove that the badger on his head in responsible for the scratches on his nose.
The Wifey’s:
So it is possible to turn your head so fast that your scalp can’t follow…
Wait, this is my good side!!!
The captions may not, but Jesus loves you.
That’s the last time I listen to Carlos for skin care advice!
I may have to shave my head now that I am incarcerated, but the man promised to give the birds that live in my hair and beard good homes… I love them so much!
You sure I look like Donald Trump?
Danny Noreiga’s Dad was quite upset about him getting kicked off of American Idol.
Not only am I the founder, I am a member of the Hair Club for Men!
I’m not just the Hair Club President, I’m also a client.
So…maybe I should have read above me first. #$%^&*(!!
I guess I AM getting a little old for Facebook.
Seriously dude get your mop dog off my head.
You guys are a riot…
OK…
“Hello, my name is Kurt Brandli and I live with 30 cats”
On a side note.. Where’s the rest of the boodaddy series?
Does this make me look fat?
Genital herpes… not just for the genitals anymore.
Valtrex anyone?
This goes to show that some men can really pull off a comb-over.
Welcome, to Chuck E. Cheese. Can I take your order
“Paul McCartney is proof that divorce proceedings makes anyone want to hide in a hole like Saddam did…”
He looks kind of “emo” to me…I really expect some girl jeans to be worn by him and a guitar to reside in his hands?…maybe even some black eye liner on the weekends.
Tired of how dirty your turban gets?
Are you tired of how long it takes to wash it?
Than you need the new “hair turban”. Its so realistic, people won’t know if its your hair or a turban. They will be so suprised to find out it is both.
“You see girls, I self-dialate this eye to compensate for my lazy eye over here. Just don’t ask me to wink at you.”
Good thing he gets 37 virgins in “heaven” cause he aint gettin ANY here!
Human Head Chia Pet
Photo taken from the new Meth Addicts ‘R Us magazine.
“Heather, I’m thinking of just shaving it all but leaving a patch under my chin…”
or under my lip…
John Kerry stars as Fiddler On The Roof’s Tevye
“Dang Uncle Rico, what the heck happened to you”, said Napoleon…
Somewhere in Kentucky, there is a pissed off horse lookin’ for his tail!! ;>)
FUGLY
(he’s going to give me nightmare’s tonight)
And our new children’s pastor is …
Los… in Uganda… a wee bit too long…
I am still laughing at you guys.
two posts up…travis spencer’s caption wins! hahaha!
ok i will preface this my saying I LOVE JESUS!!
i have two..
1. ” officer she swore she was 18!”
2. you know when you make somthing and it totally turns out wrong…. well i think God said opps sometime… this may have just been one of those times.. heck i may have been one of those time… who knows…
hey los, sorry for the long comment….
Poster boy for the “I hate springing my clock forward” club
“Whaddaya mean ‘it doesn’t look natural’, jerk?”
It’s 4 in the afternoon,Where are your children?
Terrorism meets bad hair day!
No caption here – the dude looks like our landlord with a wicked black wig on.
the latest indie band, bowls of fury, debuts their latest hit “I devour poetry with a side of melody” tonight. $18/ticket.
Lead Actor for the new “No Country for old Men” sequel.
Hair – Just say no.
Just call 1-800-get-hair today!
The best evidence I’ve ever seen in defense of baldness.
“Hi, I’d like to introduce you to Amy Winehouse’s father.”
“Hi, I’m here to audition for the Foo Fighters tribute band.”
“Dangit, I can’t find my forehead…has anyone seen my FOREHEAD!!!”
“With just a one year donation of 1 Million dollars to the TBN Network, you too will recieve the Limited Edition Benny Hinn Comb Over.”
Name: Jim Halpert
Year: 2030
Dunder Mifflin Paper Security Badge
“Hair…too much of a good thing”
Name, please? Rasputin
Number in your party? One
Thank you Mr. Rasputin.
Now, will that be melanoma or non-melanoma?
“hey everyone! Look! Lester the molester is here to audition for the part of Jesus in the Easter play!”
“Hi! My name is…{what?} My name is…{who?} …Los’ long lost cousin Eddie! Welcome home, Ed!”
John McCain’s running mate for 08
Ahhh….
Thanks Evan, I thought that hair looked familiar…good evening Senator Kerry!
nice. a beard comb-over. classy.