With his “2 Hot 4 You?” mug in hand and his confidence growing, Albert made his move. Only to be stopped by the intense burning of his freshly shaved arm pits.
Ok Jake, you can do this. Just move a little closer for the picture. She hasn’t moved… ok, breathe dude. Remember that you are the man. Han Solo’s got nothing on you… step two, place right arm on her right shoulder. Check. Steven’s too close, but nbd. I’m still the man. Step three…
…oh crap. What’s step three? I dunno what to do… OMG, somebody help. Oh crap, the photographer is about to get to three!
He’s pretending to make a move on teh girl. But what he’s really trying to do is move his hand EVER SO SLIGHTLY to the right and touch his friend by “accident”
It’s not his arm that is the problem, but the large crystal clear chip of ice on her shoulder that the environmentally conscious young lad is attempting to melt with his underarm, due to his fabulous use of “deodorant stones” instead of anything created in a lab my Right Gaurd
This is my American girl friend. See she let me put my arm around her and she gave me this mug to show her affection. (Ignore that all my Russian friends also have mugs).
The teenage years of Good Charlotte are portrayed by brothers Joel and Benji along with two unknown female groupies. Notice how Joel shows early signs of his writing prowess foreshadowing a future hit, “Put Your Hands On My Shoulder.”
Alyssa finally realizes that her current friends will take her nowhere as Bill gauges their relationship according to how tight he can hold her. “What a catch” he thinks…
“And next week they’ll still be asking me to prom when she turns them down. So I have that going for me, which is nice…” – says the other girl in the picture
Throwing caution to the wind, Jackson ignored his California Baptist University Public Display of Affection Contract and just went for it. Carpe Diem Jackson, Carpe Diem.
They look like exchange students. I don’t why I think that, it’s just what it looks like. Maybe it’s the clothes, maybe it’s the hair, but something is very eastern-Euro about the group.
RAIN IT DOWN
Dang it… this robotic arm keeps going haywire .. how am I going to explain this…
Tragically, Lenard was born without a full set of social skills rendering him incapable of touch a woman naturally.
With his “2 Hot 4 You?” mug in hand and his confidence growing, Albert made his move. Only to be stopped by the intense burning of his freshly shaved arm pits.
INVIZIBUL HNCHBAK
“Crap…how do women shave their armpits all the time. This burns like #$%&!”
crap…Greg, I did not see your statement above. I am now considered unoriginal.
I will come back shortly with new and original material.
“Just stand there and pretend you are a real girl”
Guess where I keep my coffee mug?
Left elbow meets crotch in 3.. 2.. 1..
Unknown Stacy she had joined the “Socially Awkward Club” instead of the Cheerleading Squad.
The “Sorry, I have a broken arm” line helps Leonard score every time.
Can You separate the ‘awkwardly feminine’ from the ‘possibly Canadian’?
“side armed hugs are for friends.”
it’s a safe sanctuary love fest.
This fall, from the minds behind the hit show “FRIENDS” NBC presents the new comedy about being an outcast, “NERDS”
What monsters I have created.
This picture was taken right before Larry put Maggie in a headlock and screamed – GOTCHA NOSE!
Ok Jake, you can do this. Just move a little closer for the picture. She hasn’t moved… ok, breathe dude. Remember that you are the man. Han Solo’s got nothing on you… step two, place right arm on her right shoulder. Check. Steven’s too close, but nbd. I’m still the man. Step three…
…oh crap. What’s step three? I dunno what to do… OMG, somebody help. Oh crap, the photographer is about to get to three!
“Situational Awareness”
next move: the breast
Theodore grins excitedly as he reaches, “Baptist ‘Third Base’”.
“Awkward”
Hey baby, forget this David Crowder lookalike and come with me!
Guy on left: “While he’s totally distracted, I’m just gonna go ahead and snag his wallet…”
Domo arigat? Mr. Roboto
“This is what happens when you try to straddle the friendship/courtship line”…bwahahahaha!
He’s pretending to make a move on teh girl. But what he’s really trying to do is move his hand EVER SO SLIGHTLY to the right and touch his friend by “accident”
Key evidence in ‘Cheerleader gets photoshopped into Chess club’ case……
It’s not his arm that is the problem, but the large crystal clear chip of ice on her shoulder that the environmentally conscious young lad is attempting to melt with his underarm, due to his fabulous use of “deodorant stones” instead of anything created in a lab my Right Gaurd
im almost there….im almost there.
This is my American girl friend. See she let me put my arm around her and she gave me this mug to show her affection. (Ignore that all my Russian friends also have mugs).
I just took a pee in this cup and some got on my hand.
“GIRL W/ OTHER CUP”: I am thinking about taking a pee in my cup too.
The teenage years of Good Charlotte are portrayed by brothers Joel and Benji along with two unknown female groupies. Notice how Joel shows early signs of his writing prowess foreshadowing a future hit, “Put Your Hands On My Shoulder.”
Alyssa finally realizes that her current friends will take her nowhere as Bill gauges their relationship according to how tight he can hold her. “What a catch” he thinks…
In a desperate attempt to prove himself, Mark photo-shopped his (non-existent) girlfriend into his Mensa chapter’s group picture.
Proof that the Robot does not excel beyond the dance floor…
“what’s with this photo? I only get 1/3 of my face in the picture…i can see how much I’m loved” says the guy on the right.
“hey there hot-stuff, i was homeschooled.”
“one of these things is not like the other, one of these just doesn’t belong”
confidence in a sea of awkwardness
What a spiritual battle for Stephen! Why did Kelli have to join the youth group right AFTER he pledged to “kiss dating goodbye”?
AWKWARD…..(enough said)
Option 1 (everybody) – “Are you sure we have to use our own mugs for this test????”
Option 2 (Guy in glasses to girl) – “Stop poking my belly and I take my hand off your arm”
Option 3 (girl) – %#@&%##^&*!!!!!!!
Option 4 (Girl) – “my boyfriend likes to bring his whole family to our dates… his father is taking the picture!”
Band Camp 95′(Pictured From Left to Right): John Mayer, Sheryl Crow, Clay Aiken, Alanis Morissette……Good Times
“i really want to but i know i shouldnt”.
i love the comment from dionicio LOL!!!
Hey…whoa. Greta’s shorter than I thought.
Pretty girl thinking..
“I am so going to “kill” my friend that told me that there are hot guys in this country, and convinced me to do this exchange student thing.”
Picture after photoshop editing…
Practical Mathmatics-”This is a right angle.”
Nothing impresses chicks more than 90 degree angles.
Two thoughts:
1. Slowly…slooooowwly. Almost there…
and
2. My mind keeps telling me no! But my body! My Body! keeps a-telling me yeah!
I may be the short one, but I am the only cool one!
I AM THE MAN!
Why are yall picking on Nerd Boy? Is it so wrong to spontaneously want to do the ‘robot’? I mean come on, I’m doing it right now.
He and I are nowhere as good as this guy though:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsOaQGF7kiQ
One of these things is not like the others
One of these things just doesn’t belong
I am the man! I CAN’T WAIT to show this picture to my friends back at the chess club!
You are a big time digg.com user!! This one’s good.
I grabbed her boob in the last picture… that didn’t go so well…
“First they steal my mug… then this guy tries to feel me up? I knew I shouldn’t have joined glee club!”
I don’t know about a caption, but good god look how freakishly big his hand is!!!
“And next week they’ll still be asking me to prom when she turns them down. So I have that going for me, which is nice…” – says the other girl in the picture
photoshop…at least you can make it LOOK like you have friends
Ashlee realised that her looks could earn her extra pocket money just by posing in pictures with exchange students.
I Got to 3rd Base. stay cool… stay cool… I cant wait to use this in my College entrance essay to Pensacola!
Sure, Tracy… We’d be glad to help you get that “I’m the only cute girl in Youth Group” chip off your shoulder.
Girl: “Who photoshopped me into this pic?”
who knew fatheads made custom decals?
Throwing caution to the wind, Jackson ignored his California Baptist University Public Display of Affection Contract and just went for it. Carpe Diem Jackson, Carpe Diem.
They look like exchange students. I don’t why I think that, it’s just what it looks like. Maybe it’s the clothes, maybe it’s the hair, but something is very eastern-Euro about the group.
There’s my two cents,
DEREK
american… looking good… jeans! put arm… around shoulder??
(ahh, mission trips with high school kids…)