i thought about Jane Austen, because I so heart her, but that may be a little dull throughout the day… “taking a turn about the vegetable garden.” “awaiting a delivery of ink and paper…could be any time this month.”
Showing my age here I guess — I’m technologically savvy, but I just don’t GET twitter. I mean, what’s so interesting about little one word lines that get thrown up there throughout the day that have little or no meaning to anyone except the one who put them up there?
No offense to twitter-lovers…it’s probably just that I grew up before cell phones and ebay and even the internet – at least until I was out of college.
Might want to use Google Translator for some o these…
Balaam’s Donkey… “Just got called an ass again for the 300th time today… next sword wielding angel that wants to cut him, go for it…”
Jesus… لقد تحررت قلوب الرجال
Kim Jong-il “나는 내 onesy 사랑”
Honerable Mentions
Hugh Heffner, Al Capone, Jesse James, Jim Morrison, Tom Hanks character (Chuck Noland) in Castaway (This would be great, just to observe the lunacy that sets in over time…) and Javier Bardem’s character (Anton Chigurh) in No Country for Old Men.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Nelson Mandela
Chris Farely
Sufjan Stevens
Jack Shepherd (LOST)
Jimmy Kimmel
Any of my none-blog friends. seriously on one tweets but me. Sad.
@Sayid Jarrah : : : dude, what has Ben done to you? And, aren’t you really English? I have a few people for you to torture for me.
@Claire Littleton : : : can’t you see Charlie loved you? He didn’t have to die! Way to go.
@Jack Shephard : : : dude, slow down. You pant every time you talk. I want to be you when I grow up though.
@Hugo ‘Hurley’ Reyes : : : don’t worry man. We all saw that creepy Dave guy too. Calm down. Eat a chicken or something. When I think I’m going crazy I just start counting. Repeat after me 4 8 15 16 23 42
@James ‘Sawyer’ Ford : : : I’m talking to you Dennis Leary. Twitter me back Keith Urban.
@Jin Kwon : : : 호랑이는 죽으면 가죽을 남기고, 사람은 죽으면 이름을 남긴다 서당개 삼 년에 풍월 읊는다.
@Sun Kwon : : : Jin is a liar. I saw him on Regis and Kelly. He speaks English.
@Kate Austen : : : please marry my son.
@John Locke : : : help me.
@Charlie Pace : : : You all everybody.
@Michael Dawson : : : wimp
@Ben Linus : : : you’re number is 666
@Desmond Hume : : : dude, it’s been like ten years since I’ve seen you. Dude, why are you in my living room? Dude why are you in my living room ten years from now. Your nose is bleeding.
@Danielle Rousseau : : : Just because there is no shower facility does not mean you cannot take advantage of the huge body of water that surrounds you.
@Mr. Eko : : : we want you on staff.
@Juliet Burke : : : Jack belongs with Kate. Don’t mess it up. And, if Kate says no will you marry my son?
@Penny Widmore : : : You’re dad has all the money in the world. Can you not get a phone with better reception?
@Walt Loyd : : : quit freaking me out. I hate little kid ghosts. I see you in my dreams.
@Shannon Rutherford : : : that’s disgusting. Boone is your step brother. Have some class.
@Boone Carlyle : : : hey, way to go with Shannon, man!
Well…. totally just wrote this pretty witty comment about how i would like for Abe Lincoln to twitter and just as i finished i noticed that Matt said the same guy!! Crap!
Fine… alt. choices: Conan O’brian, Kat von d, Alexander Graham Bell, Joel Osteen.. But honestly im pretty stoked that you (los) are on twitter…
Bill Gates (for ideas!)
Steve Jobs (in hopes that he would have mercy and give away free iphones!)
Jackie Kennedy Onassis
Paris Hilton. — I imagine she would use more punctuation than words.
Madeleine L’Engle
Hulk Hogan — “what’s up Hulkamaniacs?”
and last but not least…
Rick Flair — “WHHHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”
RAIN IT DOWN
all my staff
Your Mom.
first thought?
our billy clinton, when he was in office….
coulda saved this country a LOT of surprises.
and then there’s OJ.
oh well…
Steven Spielberg.
Albert Einstein.
Elisabeth Elliot.
Angelina Jolie.
Condoleezza Rice.
VERY random but all true.
are we allowed to say who we would ask to STOP twittering?
Mark Twain
Ernest Hemingway
Jack Kerouac
Anyone who works on the set of LOST
C.S. Lewis, J.R.R. Tolkien, G.K. Chesterton and Mother Teressa.
Marilyn Monroe
jack handy
dwight schrute
and … yeah, gotta go with carole on c.s. lewiss
lewis, rather.
The Edge
JJ Abrams
This will probably sound completely corny, but I am going to say Jesus.
His updates would be cool. Like, “Lazarus is going to be pissed when I bring him back to life”. Or, “I just changed water into wine”.
Here is my oh so girly response:
Jane Austen
Jackie O
Princess Diana
stephen colbert (not the fake colbert twitter that already exists)
AND dr.seuss for sure.
lol @ dwight schrute… totally yes!
i thought about Jane Austen, because I so heart her, but that may be a little dull throughout the day… “taking a turn about the vegetable garden.” “awaiting a delivery of ink and paper…could be any time this month.”
I bet Quentin Tarantino would be pretty entertaining.
Ah! looks like Andrea had the same idea about dear Jane
God, particularly when He was creating everything.
I recognize that I wouldn’t have existed yet, so I’d have to read them later, but….
“Just created this fine specimen of a mammal. It has a freakin’ long neck, and it only sleeps 7 minutes a day. I shall let Adam give it a name.”
Tupac
Billy Madison
C.S. Lewis
Abe Lincoln
JACK BAUER
“1:24 am: blew up in a car, diffused nuclear bomb, shot best friend, thinking of retiring”
then Dick Cheney, my dog, and Simon Cowell
Bob Ross
Nobody’s mentioned Jesus. Dude that would be awesome. “Just healed a blind man.”
A few others:
Andy Stanley
Scarlett Johansen
John Lennon
Bono
This girl I’m interested in.
Oops John Blanchard beat me.
Perry Noble – it would be fun to get a live version of “punch them in the throat” or comments on how cute his daughter and wife are..
C.S. Lewis, Corrie ten Boom and Queen Elizabeth. Loved the ideas above about Jane Austen and Jack Bauer!
woody allen
Martin Luther King Jr, the man inspires me.
Mary, Jesus’ mom
my mom, I’d love to talk with her right now. Died when I was 21 and stupid and didn’t appreciate her enough yet.
The thief on the cross with Jesus, not the one who believed, but the other one. “Just another day in hell, boy it’s hot here.”
probably shouldn’t joke about that…
Mitch Hedberg that’s right.
Malcom X and Ferris Bueller. Especially if they were having a conversation together.
Einstein, Christopher Walken, Tom Cruise (the unicorn, not the actor)
Chris Farley. Will Ferill. Nuff said.
dennis rodman
good call on the dwight schrute! that’s too funny
Showing my age here I guess — I’m technologically savvy, but I just don’t GET twitter. I mean, what’s so interesting about little one word lines that get thrown up there throughout the day that have little or no meaning to anyone except the one who put them up there?
No offense to twitter-lovers…it’s probably just that I grew up before cell phones and ebay and even the internet – at least until I was out of college.
Somebody ’splain to me…what’s the draw?
Rico Not-So-Suave’
Might want to use Google Translator for some o these…
Balaam’s Donkey… “Just got called an ass again for the 300th time today… next sword wielding angel that wants to cut him, go for it…”
Jesus… لقد تحررت قلوب الرجال
Kim Jong-il “나는 내 onesy 사랑”
Honerable Mentions
Hugh Heffner, Al Capone, Jesse James, Jim Morrison, Tom Hanks character (Chuck Noland) in Castaway (This would be great, just to observe the lunacy that sets in over time…) and Javier Bardem’s character (Anton Chigurh) in No Country for Old Men.
This was a great Blog idea…
im watchin ellen and shes sooo funny so i would honestly have to say havin a lil bit of her humor throughout the day would be great
God and Jesus Christ….from the mighty heavens
wonder what they would twitt…
Heath Ledger…
Nicole Simpson, let her tell her side of the story
JFK
Mother Teresa
Ghandi
Pope
Queen Elizabeth
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Nelson Mandela
Chris Farely
Sufjan Stevens
Jack Shepherd (LOST)
Jimmy Kimmel
Any of my none-blog friends. seriously on one tweets but me. Sad.
http://www.twitter.com/pinkhairedgirl
Jack White.
Sufjan’s a given.
And no one’s mentioned the Holy Spirit. Church bastards leaving Him out again.
I would have to go with the Apostle Peter…only cause you know he stuck his foot in his mouth more than what was recorded.
http://www.twitter.com/gregqualls
Britney Spears. Justin Timberlake. Prince William. Reese Witherspoon. President Bush.
Chuck Norris would be another good one.
Homer Simpson
My two heroes
Dave Thomas – founder of wendy’s
Hosea Williams – Atlanta Hosea’s Feed the Hungry
I wonder what it would have been like if Abraham Lincoln had Twittered.
“Just met with Grant about the war – Lee’s on the run to Appomattox…”
You know, stuff like that…
What would his final post have been like?
“Taking the wife to see ‘Our American Cousin’ – hope it’s exciting!”
@Sayid Jarrah : : : dude, what has Ben done to you? And, aren’t you really English? I have a few people for you to torture for me.
@Claire Littleton : : : can’t you see Charlie loved you? He didn’t have to die! Way to go.
@Jack Shephard : : : dude, slow down. You pant every time you talk. I want to be you when I grow up though.
@Hugo ‘Hurley’ Reyes : : : don’t worry man. We all saw that creepy Dave guy too. Calm down. Eat a chicken or something. When I think I’m going crazy I just start counting. Repeat after me 4 8 15 16 23 42
@James ‘Sawyer’ Ford : : : I’m talking to you Dennis Leary. Twitter me back Keith Urban.
@Jin Kwon : : : 호랑이는 죽으면 가죽을 남기고, 사람은 죽으면 이름을 남긴다 서당개 삼 년에 풍월 읊는다.
@Sun Kwon : : : Jin is a liar. I saw him on Regis and Kelly. He speaks English.
@Kate Austen : : : please marry my son.
@John Locke : : : help me.
@Charlie Pace : : : You all everybody.
@Michael Dawson : : : wimp
@Ben Linus : : : you’re number is 666
@Desmond Hume : : : dude, it’s been like ten years since I’ve seen you. Dude, why are you in my living room? Dude why are you in my living room ten years from now. Your nose is bleeding.
@Danielle Rousseau : : : Just because there is no shower facility does not mean you cannot take advantage of the huge body of water that surrounds you.
@Mr. Eko : : : we want you on staff.
@Juliet Burke : : : Jack belongs with Kate. Don’t mess it up. And, if Kate says no will you marry my son?
@Penny Widmore : : : You’re dad has all the money in the world. Can you not get a phone with better reception?
@Walt Loyd : : : quit freaking me out. I hate little kid ghosts. I see you in my dreams.
@Shannon Rutherford : : : that’s disgusting. Boone is your step brother. Have some class.
@Boone Carlyle : : : hey, way to go with Shannon, man!
Well…. totally just wrote this pretty witty comment about how i would like for Abe Lincoln to twitter and just as i finished i noticed that Matt said the same guy!! Crap!
Fine… alt. choices: Conan O’brian, Kat von d, Alexander Graham Bell, Joel Osteen.. But honestly im pretty stoked that you (los) are on twitter…
Bill Gates (for ideas!)
Steve Jobs (in hopes that he would have mercy and give away free iphones!)
Jackie Kennedy Onassis
Paris Hilton. — I imagine she would use more punctuation than words.
Madeleine L’Engle
Hulk Hogan — “what’s up Hulkamaniacs?”
and last but not least…
Rick Flair — “WHHHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”
the polar bear from LOST.
My mom
Eddie Izzard
Jane Austen
Anne Lamott
Holy Spirit
Bono
Thomas Merton