Paybacks a Female Pooch
When we left our roommates home, in whose basement we resided, we left a few hundred business cards with our family picture on it all over their house. In the sugar, in the cereal box, in the night stand, in the fireplace, all over. Pretty sure they will be finding those till they move.
A few weeks ago I started noticing a bunch of mail showing up for Losiah Whittaker.
As of yesterday the stack of fundraising mail was over a foot high.
Tonight, the culmination, a trio of Mormon missionaries show up with a Bible that Losiah Whittaker has ordered and ask to speak with him.
30 minutes later, they are gone.
Rule number one.
Never mess with a former youth pastor.
They know better pranks than you.
They will be back Wednesday night.
And be sure Billy will be with me.
Los
RAIN IT DOWN
That is pretty much the best prank I have ever heard of. They’re persistent fellows. It took me six months and a call to Salt Lake City to get them to quit calling me every day..
thats pretty awesome. someone did that to me before, took forever to get them to quit calling!
P.S. you link at the bottom of your post takes me to your last post, not this one!
That. is. hilarious.
oh, yea – that’s a good one
Hahahaha. Trying to figure out how to get Josh to come over and read this without clueing my mormon mother & brother-in-law in to the joke. Should I send them over to follow up?
Very comical. Plans to retaliate?
That Billy Phenix.
Did you have a good conversation with the Mormons? You refer them back to Billy?
When they came to my house, the guy felt uncomfortable by the questions I was asking him. He said they were things beyond his understanding (he probably used the Mormon language of “beyond what the Spirit has revealed to me”) and he left and wouldn’t play anymore.
ok, that is hysterical!
Let them ride their bikes up GA 400 to Andy Stanley’s house! I’ve seen them biking in their tuxs on 285!
it took me a few minutes to figure out what a female pooch was! That was hilarious.
white or silver glitter in the bed sheets always works for retalliation purposes…the glitter sticks all over your skin and it only sticks worse if you try to wash it off in the shower! It really does work…I did it to some guys at camp once…they were sparkling for days!
Man, that is funny. I hate it when it comes back to burn ya and its one of those happenings that no one will forget. Keep sharing…..
Oh, that’s good stuff.
Ha ha…
“payback is a female pooch” Took me a second…as I was leaving your page it dawned on me what you were really “saying”
HA
Actually, glitter in your hair is worse than glitter on your skin. But if you’re going to go the glitter-route, get the glitter that comes out of an aresol can. We used that once in the office and 4 years later, it still turns up!
But sic’n the Mormons on Losiah is low and should be the last-ditch creative effort. I’m confident that was the pinnacle of his arsenal.
Hilarious! Both pranks!
Hi-larious. Those Mormons were probably all ramped up to be on an official invite, too.
I think I need to post on our best family pranks — we’ve had some great ones over the years…
That is very, very, very funny. So you let them go and talk to your little kid? Wow you didn’t try to argue any points of what it says in the bible and contradictions there’s might have? Wow that’s amazing in itself lol.
hilarious.
HA! That is HILARIOUS. … and I thought I was king of pranks.
If you can’t prank with the big dogs, stay on porch.
….. just to stick with the dog theme.
I want to know how they got them to send you all that mail and a Bible. That’s funny stuff.
Priceless.