5 hours later when he wakes up: “Outhch! My mouth wheally smarths! Hey, where did everyone go? Whereths my bat? Whereths my nachos? Whereths my wallet?”
OK everybody. On three, I want you to give me your best gurning face! The loser gets a bat to the jaw for inspiration. There now, that’s better.
(gurrning = contorting the face to make a weird look.)
I think that the older lady in the bottom left hand corner is raising the roof. I also like the one lady that is completely oblivious to whats going on because shes to busy eating.
The Hot Dog venders do not screw around with people NOT PAYING. You think this is bad you should see what they do if you try to skip out on not paying for your beer.
RAIN IT DOWN
i no longer have a jaw, but i got a free bat
“I should never leave the surgical glue out for my children to play with ever again”
Ouch!!!
Is there something on my chin?
Bill always felt uncomfortable going to baseball games. Most people thought he was just another over zealous fan.
“Hey! I’m crazy Bat Chin Guy! Now give me some candy!”
or perhaps
Grandma Learns To Raise the Roof
Got Teeth?
That’s what you get for watching the cheerleaders and not the game.
Dan despised The Wave so much that he wouldn’t raise his hands up for ANYTHING.
Who threw a bat in the worship service?
CLUELESS OLD WOMAN TO THE LEFT:
“I love doing the wave!”
“i told you, it’s a birth mark dammit!”
Look at the guy in the block just smiling. He’s the one going after that bat for a souvenir.
SORRY… guy in the BLACK
You shouldn’t have taken her to the game instead of me you big loaf!
That invisible man is a real bastard.
“it doesn’t hurt so much here, or right here…but right here…!”
Thank you sir, may I have another!
It hurts. not so much here and here, but right here…
This gives a whole new meaning to “riding the pine”.
“I’m a man. I have pride. I WILL NOT flinch!!”
“I’m crazy man with bat for a chin…. Now gimme some candy!!”
THWAP!!! The Invisible Man is at it again!!
Dan takes one for the team.
p.s. The lady with her hands over her head looks absolutely terrified! hahahaha What a moment in time…
tastes like chicken
5 hours later when he wakes up: “Outhch! My mouth wheally smarths! Hey, where did everyone go? Whereths my bat? Whereths my nachos? Whereths my wallet?”
and the #1 way to dislocate your jaw …
“Look What I Can Do!”
Beer: $6
Nachos: $12
Running Away: Smart
Bat to the Jaw. . .Priceless
Step 1 to beginning a Liquid Diet: Have a bat tossed into your jaw.
This is what happens when flautists go to baseball games. How embarrassing.
ALL HAIL the MIGHTY BAT MAN…WORSHIP HIM.
Now that’s gonna leave a mark!
It’s not a tuma.
I SAID…
I wanted a jawbreaker!!
NOT..
Break my jaw!!
I love the lady directly behind the guy, who raises her pizza box as a sheild. LIKE that’s gonna save her.
LOL!!!
“That was nothing! Back when I was a Marine we used to shave with RPG’s. Only sissies use razors these days. Ya’ buncha sissies!”
And the woman behind him – “Maybe if I pretend to eat my nachos with no hands, the bat won’t hit me.”
“When contemporary worship gets out of hand…”
or
“Ireland is for sluggers.”
meh
I got nothin.
God’s punishment for sneaking down to a field level seat.
i’m thinking a simple “ouch” might suffice haha
OK everybody. On three, I want you to give me your best gurning face! The loser gets a bat to the jaw for inspiration. There now, that’s better.
(gurrning = contorting the face to make a weird look.)
LAWSUIT!
Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh BAT MAN!
out, bat demon! out!
“I hope I don’t spill my beer”-last second thought before the lights go out!!
Talk about taking it on the chin. I needed to lose a few pounds anyway, so having my mouth wired shut will help.
Reflexes: some people’s work, some don’t.
free games for life
All I wanted was a toothpick….
–
CJ
http://blog.visualtrademark.com
I just laughed out loud at Malachi’s caption…
Nice. =)
Son of a….!?!?!?!?!
You gotta love the Tommy Boy vibe in these replies!
With the rising cost of healthcare in America, Bill decided to visit Fenway park to take care of his root canal.
Of course you could always turn it into a macro:
“Dodging…you’re doing it wrong!”
“I can has baseball bat?”
“DO NOT WANT!!”
“Fixodent and forget it.”
I think that the older lady in the bottom left hand corner is raising the roof. I also like the one lady that is completely oblivious to whats going on because shes to busy eating.
Caption: “pull the splinter from your own eye.”
Tuesday was “Catch a Bat in Your Mouth Day” at Wrigley and one lucky fan walked away with a brand new Ford Focus.
Next time I’m just buying the cheap seats.
I know I’m lame for commenting 3 times…but I took Chad’s idea. We’ll see if it makes it to the regular rotation.
moar funny pictures
Mike had no idea the problems his chin implant would generate when in large crowds.
Or…
Did you order the cheese pizza with extra bat?
Or…
The umpire, so incredibly tired of the taunting, decided to show one fan that he was, in fact, NOT blind.
“Mmm, a hint of hickory.”
I told you Bill that you should stop yelling “Juiceboy” everytime Barry Bonds comes up to bat.
Note to self: Don’t ever yell at the bat boy that he runs like a girl.
Waylon worried his new lip ring might cause menacing stares, however it would be his flatulence that would rule the day.
Invisible man attacks man with baseball bat. More news at ten
Jawbreaker
The Hot Dog venders do not screw around with people NOT PAYING. You think this is bad you should see what they do if you try to skip out on not paying for your beer.
HOLY CRAP!!!
Excedrin headache #127
i just want to know two things.
why is the guy in the black shirt smiling?
and does the blonde girl think that the pizza box will save her?
hmmm.
Ohhh sh%#@!
Word spreads of an evil bat-wielding ghost…
Casper wreaks havoc at local ballpark
Clemens must have missed Piazza with the bat this time.
Tom’s efforts to perfect catching a hurled bat in his teeth were suspended after an unfortunate pine tar incident.
Baseball bat shield…FAIL!!
As the Wave passed by “Bat-chin Man” decided not to participate, in fear of injuring himself or others.
Bob was eventually asked to leave the stadium when the hideous growth on his chin caused a panic in the stands…
You hypocrite, first take the bat out of your own jaw, then you will see clearly to wipe the mustard from your brother’s mouth.
Thank you sir may I have another!?!
“hey, son, why are you jumping so quickly out of your s -hheeeeeeeeaaaaaaiiiiiiit!”
i love the dude covering his head with the paper helmet for protection…
caption..”Hey I was joking about the Steroid thing!!”