My Preacher Neck
Thats the fat roll on the back of my neck.
I call it my preacher neck.
It got about an inch thicker last night after my 4 sugar cookies.
In honor of the same rolls found on T.D. Jakes.
I think I’ll have to lose another 40 lbs to get rid of that guy.
What’s the least flattering feature on your sack of bones?
Los
RAIN IT DOWN
slight spare tire that won’t go away. doesn’t help that i don’t try one bit to get rid of it.
I still have baby paunch from delivering my daughter five months ago today. I imagine it might be hanging around for a bit longer until I decide to get up and do something about it.
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HA! My brother in law told me on Saturday that I had rolls on the back of my head. Another friend of ours said I had a pack of hotdogs on the back of my head.
I don’t think there is anyway to get rid of it. Now I can just call it my preacher neck…now I need to become a preacher
Ha. Preacher neck made me giggle.
Mine would be the extra skin on the belly caused by multiple pregnancies. Not flattering at all.
large teeth.
BUT seriously whoever is sitting next to you makes me want to say, “i’m your huckleberry.”
I didn’t know you were friends with the cowboy version of Val Kilmer.
again–the belly. i’m actually pretty skinny and been trying to bulk up but all the excess goes to my stomach. had a friend tell me just keep the top shelf larger than the bottom shelf….still working on it
My Butt!
HA! My sausage toes!
My nose. Honk.
I got a gut on me… I call it “the doughnut”. It’s where I hold my hands around my belly button and push my thumbs together and my index fingers together to so that they create an outer circle to my belly button. I’ve also heard it refered to as the bagel.
my nose is pretty crooked. fell down as a kid, never fixed it. “worst deviated septum i’ve ever seen!” was exactly what my doctor told me.
DEREK
My saggy belly and my all over stretch marks.
Your mom?
Brody wins
Let me put it this way… if our friends Kramer and Mr. Costanza really launched the Bro/Manzier revolution, I’d be a costumer. :0)
I am just not a good looking dude. Fortunately, I am sexy as all get out. Alas, it is the balance in the universe.
Preacher roll neck and Austin Powers chest hair.
I say you call that “my brain is so big, it’s extending out of my skull” instead of “preacher neck.” It’s a positive that way.
My least-flattering feature? The muffin top I currently sport, leftover from having a baby three months ago.
i’m still laughing at metromom’s comment about daley…that is hilarious.
the weight i have put on since i have
(1) gotten into the ministry
(2) stopped power lifting.
now i’m working hard at taking it back off. down 40 though in 8.5 weeks. another 60 to go.
No matter how small I get, the lower belly just won’t go away. Total abs on top, little pooch on the bottom. Ha. Maybe the Lord wants me to have it there.
I also have a ghetto booty for a white girl, but that can stay. Ha.
My inability to tan.
I always burn, and then I peal, and then I’m whiter
than when I started
probably the way my shoulders and back look when i lean over on account of my crooked spine. but that will be fixed in a few weeks!
You say Preacher Neck, I say a package of weiners.
My worst feature…my fat arms…or as my children say, “My guns!” Yeh, they are kinda big…and they flap in the wind. There are many unsightly areas that I currently possess…but amy gave up way TMI…so I’m not gonna go there.
Muffin tops rule.
P.S. My preacher doesn’t have Preacher Neck..but then again, I don’t know what’s going on underneath all that glorious long, blonde hair.
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I am with Pearmama… Arm fat. Keeps waving long after I have stopped.
The love handles, holmie.
I’ve lost 23 lbs the last 3 months and am about 3 pounds from my goal weight, and yet those bad boys are still hangin’ on. In the words of Izzy Mandlebaum: “Time to take it up a notch; all aboard the pain train.”
Most guys have a “last hurrah” area (a region that stores a lot of fat and is the last to lose it) and it’s love handles, tummy fat, and/or chin weight – you’ve invented a new one w/ back neckroll fat. Epic.
OH MY BELLY!
right now… all this baby weight i’m TILL working off. after i’m back to size, it’ll probably be my baby-belly-extra-skin thing all the moms are talking about.
big, barrel, wide-all-around ribs, making me forever look “hefty” no matter how much weight i lose. very unflattering for a female, mind you.
yesterday I was told by a girl that i have soft hands. i told her that was the last thing i wanted to hear. i told her that the right thing to say is: “have you been working out?”
anyway, you should re-photoshop that caption to say: INSTALL MULLET HERE. you are in th south, you know.
My gut
Why TD Jakes? Have you ever seen the fat roll on the back of Eric "Butterbean" Esch's neck?
Dude, my neck looks exactly like that. I HATE IT. The high collars are wear are really getting boring. In the last year, I gained close to 40 pounds; my guess would be depression, overeating and sitting on my ass at work, in the car and on the couch for prolonged periods.
… damn preacher neck!