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Mark Driscoll and I had quite the conversation after we got done with the official “Interview”.
Care to play along?
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Los
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Mark Driscoll and I had quite the conversation after we got done with the official “Interview”.
Care to play along?
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Los
Technorati Tags: Mark Driscoll
RAIN IT DOWN
1. I just farted.
2. I know man that was loud!
3. It felt so good to finally be able to let that out.
4. yea, Dude but did something crawl up in you and die? That’s rank!
ya’ll kinda matched, did you notice that.
1. Woah bro that an amazing shirt. Where’d you get it?
2. I was about to ask you the same thing.
3. I think skulls always look better with wings coming out of them.
4. Just like bloggers always look tight on bar stools.
1. No, I think your quads are totally normal looking…
2. REALLY? Hey thank…
3. For a girl.
4. …
“So what do you do Carlos?”
“I’m a worship leader!”
“Yeah right – where’s your cardigan??”
“Don’t make jokes about my cardigan, Mark. I’m serious.”
hey Carlos, there are so many cool people at this conference, did you see any friends that stuck out as the coolest?? Are there any people who need help with their blogs youre refusing to help? not very godly – ha ha!!!
1. So Los, what’s the largest vehicle you think I could bench press?
2. Would you be angry preachin’ jacked up on Red Bull full adrenaline rush before this lift or just pumping out some reps?
3. Let’s go with the after screaming Jesus at everyone for 75 minutes option.
4. Man…that’s a toughy…I’m gonna go with a 1982 Chrysler K car with a full tank.
1. “So I went to In N Out today.”
2. “Dude, I did too!”
3. “Double double animal style…soooo good.”
4. “That’s what she said.”
1. So man serialyouthpastor.com is way better than your blog.
2. Haha. Yeah Mark that’s pretty funny.
3. Yeah Carlos I’m serious though.
4. I don’t like you.
Ehh I can dream can’t i? there’s no way though. Los your blog is stinking awesome.
1. “Carlos, I have something important to tell you!”
2. “Ha! Sure man go right ahead!”
3. “When you showed me that picture of your wife…I lusted after her!”
4. “I am going to rip your head right off your neck and use it next time I twitter on the throne!!!”
1. So Carlos, did you see they were trying to get all the losers to wear lanyards with name tags..
2. oh really?
3. Sorry, dude, but it looks good on you….
4. Is that a bald spot on the top of your head?
1. Man Carlos, you’ve put on some weight!
2. Ha, Ha, yeah, you to buddy! “chuckle, chuckle”
3. No seriously, you should hit up the Zaxby’s Zalads a little more.
4. Grrrrr…..
1. Carlos, you’re a great worship leader.
2. Thanks man.
3. Just quit playing that “Jesus is my boyfriend” s%*t or I’ll kick you in the stones.
4. Alright man, I’ll do my best.
1. Hey Carlos, you see that greasy spot on the floor right there in front of your stool.
2. Oh yeah dude, totally.
3. That’s the guy that interviewed me last time I was here.
4. Oh crap. This dude could kill me.
1) So Carlos I’ve been thinking about moving out here to Atlanta sometime… I really like it down here!
2)Ha Ha Ha! Dude you ain’t gunna do that! but hey, come on down.
3)Nah I hear only losers move east…
4)Mark, I will end you.
1. Just between you and me, I actually think the shack is a great book….
2. I KNOW, there just so much great insight to be found….
3. …for me to poop on!
4. … walked right in to that one.
With apologies to Triumph the insult comic dog.
1. Los, what do a tornado and a Georgia divorce have in common.
2. I don’t know, Mark. Why don’t you tell me.
3. Somebody’s gonna lose a trailer.
4. That’s cold.
1> …yeah Los, @&#!-in Seattle is the $%@&! I mean it rains all the time and the men are pansies who don’t go to church…
2> …wow cursing is cool.
3> …So is masculinity. So many times in the church all we find are a bunch of friggin’ dudes who care way too much about their diesel jeans, their moisturizers and their iphones.
4> …don’t cross the line dude.
That may have been a little offsides. Driscoll, don’t come to my house and pound me.
1. Yeah, so that’s why Christians shouldn’t drink.
2. HA! That’s hilarious. Don’t be frontin’.
3. I….I’m serious.
4. (Glare).I want out. (at this point also you’d grab your coozie covered long neck import and storm out).
1: i gotta say Bro your shirt is almost pink
2: whoa man thats hilarious
3: man i AM F@*kin SERIOUS, its almost pink, whattup with that?
4: (stunned silence, *thinks, Driscoll is so butch though*)
1: “and then she said,”
2: “really?”
3: “yeah, that’s what I heard.”
4: “whoa”
I am laughing hard reading these. Hilarious.
“In true south accent”
1.Dija eat yet?
2. naw you
3. you awnt too?
4. aight!
“In true south accent”
1: Dija eat yet?
2: naw you?
3: you awnt too?
4: aight!
M: Dude, they made us wear make up.
L: I know, man. Ha ha! It’s starting to itch.
M: I feel pretty now. It makes me feel so pretty deep down.
L: Uh, dude, uh. I’m totally blogging about this now.
1. So that’s how that went…
2. Ha, ha, ha, ha,
3. Hmmmm
4. Hmmmm
I have no captions, but I can’t get over Mark’s face’s being made in both photo’s. Funny stuff.
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Mark- And then the rabbi said to the priest, That’s no cow, that’s my wife!
Los- Wow, you’re so funny, Mark. Tell me some more jokes. Please.
Mark- Well, this next one might seem a little sexist, but here I go…
Los- Umm, I think I here someone calling me. Uh, yeah. I think it’s my chick- I mean my wife. I have to go. But love your shirt. See ya, DUDE.
I feel a bit of Eddie Izzard is appropriate here: Los has just claimed Mars Hill for Buckhead.
Mark – You can’t claim us. We live here!
Los – Do you have a flag?
Mark – We don’t need a flag. It’s our church, you looney.
Los – No flag, no church….according to the rules I just made it.
Mark – So, Los, whos team are you on? Mine or Rob Bells?
Los – Do I have to pick a team, bro?
Mark – Yes, as a matter of fact YOU DO! As head of the Anabaptist Inquisition, er, I mean, “Radical Reformers” I DEMAND THAT YOU PICK A F@&#ING TEAM!
Los – Alright chill, chill. Can I have a minute to think about it?
(red laser sight dot appears on Los’s forehead)
Mark – Sure, buddy. Take yer time.
1. In fact, I totally love honey roasted peter pan peanut butter.
2. ME TOO!
3. I just love slathering it all over my body
4. ……
Mark: …and since that time I’ve never tucked my shirt into my pants.
Los: No matter how absurd it looks? Umm… I mean…
Mark: This is the smile I get right before I kill someone.
Los: Bring it! The title of the book WAS going to be STUD-muffin before the editors got their hands on it!
1. and the duck said, “If I had wanted a drink I would have ordered one.”
2. a duck…. You’re killin me!
3. You didn’t even get the joke. It being a duck is not what makes it funny.
4. I think you have just about done all the emerging you are going to do in this lifetime Driscoll.