Caption’S Please

Posted on 23. May, 2008 by loswhit in Mid Afternoon Distraction

Mark Driscoll and I had quite the conversation after we got done with the official “Interview”.

Care to play along?
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Los

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Carole Turner

23. May, 2008

1. I just farted.
2. I know man that was loud!
3. It felt so good to finally be able to let that out.
4. yea, Dude but did something crawl up in you and die? That’s rank!
Carole Turner

23. May, 2008

ya’ll kinda matched, did you notice that.
Matt Bunk

23. May, 2008

1. Woah bro that an amazing shirt. Where’d you get it?
2. I was about to ask you the same thing.
3. I think skulls always look better with wings coming out of them.
4. Just like bloggers always look tight on bar stools.
Shawn

23. May, 2008

1. No, I think your quads are totally normal looking…
2. REALLY? Hey thank…
3. For a girl.
4. …
Chris

23. May, 2008

“So what do you do Carlos?”
“I’m a worship leader!”
“Yeah right - where’s your cardigan??”
“Don’t make jokes about my cardigan, Mark. I’m serious.”
yeidy

23. May, 2008

hey Carlos, there are so many cool people at this conference, did you see any friends that stuck out as the coolest?? Are there any people who need help with their blogs youre refusing to help? not very godly - ha ha!!!
Chris Meirose

23. May, 2008

1. So Los, what’s the largest vehicle you think I could bench press?
2. Would you be angry preachin’ jacked up on Red Bull full adrenaline rush before this lift or just pumping out some reps?
3. Let’s go with the after screaming Jesus at everyone for 75 minutes option.
4. Man…that’s a toughy…I’m gonna go with a 1982 Chrysler K car with a full tank.
Amy Storms

23. May, 2008

1. “So I went to In N Out today.”
2. “Dude, I did too!”
3. “Double double animal style…soooo good.”
4. “That’s what she said.”
chris

23. May, 2008

1. So man serialyouthpastor.com is way better than your blog.

2. Haha. Yeah Mark that’s pretty funny.

3. Yeah Carlos I’m serious though.

4. I don’t like you.

Ehh I can dream can’t i? there’s no way though. Los your blog is stinking awesome.
Nick

23. May, 2008

1. “Carlos, I have something important to tell you!”

2. “Ha! Sure man go right ahead!”

3. “When you showed me that picture of your wife…I lusted after her!”

4. “I am going to rip your head right off your neck and use it next time I twitter on the throne!!!”
tunz

23. May, 2008

1. So Carlos, did you see they were trying to get all the losers to wear lanyards with name tags..
2. oh really?
3. Sorry, dude, but it looks good on you….
4. Is that a bald spot on the top of your head?
Travis

23. May, 2008

1. Man Carlos, you’ve put on some weight!
2. Ha, Ha, yeah, you to buddy! “chuckle, chuckle”
3. No seriously, you should hit up the Zaxby’s Zalads a little more.
4. Grrrrr…..
Peter Carino

23. May, 2008

1. Carlos, you’re a great worship leader.
2. Thanks man.
3. Just quit playing that “Jesus is my boyfriend” s%*t or I’ll kick you in the stones.
4. Alright man, I’ll do my best.
Josh P

23. May, 2008

1. Hey Carlos, you see that greasy spot on the floor right there in front of your stool.
2. Oh yeah dude, totally.
3. That’s the guy that interviewed me last time I was here.
4. Oh crap. This dude could kill me.
Clark

23. May, 2008

1) So Carlos I’ve been thinking about moving out here to Atlanta sometime… I really like it down here!
2)Ha Ha Ha! Dude you ain’t gunna do that! but hey, come on down.
3)Nah I hear only losers move east…
4)Mark, I will end you.
Chad Maag

23. May, 2008

1. Just between you and me, I actually think the shack is a great book….

2. I KNOW, there just so much great insight to be found….

3. …for me to poop on!

4. … walked right in to that one.

With apologies to Triumph the insult comic dog.
bryonm

23. May, 2008

1. Los, what do a tornado and a Georgia divorce have in common.
2. I don’t know, Mark. Why don’t you tell me.
3. Somebody’s gonna lose a trailer.
4. That’s cold.
Adam

24. May, 2008

1> …yeah Los, @&#!-in Seattle is the $%@&! I mean it rains all the time and the men are pansies who don’t go to church…
2> …wow cursing is cool.
3> …So is masculinity. So many times in the church all we find are a bunch of friggin’ dudes who care way too much about their diesel jeans, their moisturizers and their iphones.
4> …don’t cross the line dude.

That may have been a little offsides. Driscoll, don’t come to my house and pound me.
Emily

24. May, 2008

1. Yeah, so that’s why Christians shouldn’t drink.
2. HA! That’s hilarious. Don’t be frontin’.
3. I….I’m serious.
4. (Glare).I want out. (at this point also you’d grab your coozie covered long neck import and storm out).
ally simpson

24. May, 2008

1: i gotta say Bro your shirt is almost pink
2: whoa man thats hilarious
3: man i AM F@*kin SERIOUS, its almost pink, whattup with that?
4: (stunned silence, *thinks, Driscoll is so butch though*)
Amy cole

24. May, 2008

1: “and then she said,”

2: “really?”

3: “yeah, that’s what I heard.”

4: “whoa”
Carole Turner

24. May, 2008

I am laughing hard reading these. Hilarious.
Eric Kent

24. May, 2008

“In true south accent”
1.Dija eat yet?
2. naw you
3. you awnt too?
4. aight!
Eric Kent

24. May, 2008

“In true south accent”
1: Dija eat yet?

2: naw you?

3: you awnt too?

4: aight!
Heidi Reed

24. May, 2008

M: Dude, they made us wear make up.
L: I know, man. Ha ha! It’s starting to itch.
M: I feel pretty now. It makes me feel so pretty deep down.
L: Uh, dude, uh. I’m totally blogging about this now.
Derek Sweatman

24. May, 2008

1. So that’s how that went…
2. Ha, ha, ha, ha,
3. Hmmmm
4. Hmmmm
Kyle

24. May, 2008

I have no captions, but I can’t get over Mark’s face’s being made in both photo’s. Funny stuff.

http://www.vagabondrunn.wordpress.com
Karen

24. May, 2008

Mark- And then the rabbi said to the priest, That’s no cow, that’s my wife!

Los- Wow, you’re so funny, Mark. Tell me some more jokes. Please.

Mark- Well, this next one might seem a little sexist, but here I go…

Los- Umm, I think I here someone calling me. Uh, yeah. I think it’s my chick- I mean my wife. I have to go. But love your shirt. See ya, DUDE.
Kevin

24. May, 2008

I feel a bit of Eddie Izzard is appropriate here: Los has just claimed Mars Hill for Buckhead.

Mark - You can’t claim us. We live here!

Los - Do you have a flag?

Mark - We don’t need a flag. It’s our church, you looney.

Los - No flag, no church….according to the rules I just made it.
Nick Asolas

25. May, 2008

Mark - So, Los, whos team are you on? Mine or Rob Bells?

Los - Do I have to pick a team, bro?

Mark - Yes, as a matter of fact YOU DO! As head of the Anabaptist Inquisition, er, I mean, “Radical Reformers” I DEMAND THAT YOU PICK A F@&#ING TEAM!

Los - Alright chill, chill. Can I have a minute to think about it?

(red laser sight dot appears on Los’s forehead)

Mark - Sure, buddy. Take yer time.
Jad

25. May, 2008

1. In fact, I totally love honey roasted peter pan peanut butter.

2. ME TOO!

3. I just love slathering it all over my body

4. ……
Brutus

27. May, 2008

Mark: …and since that time I’ve never tucked my shirt into my pants.
Los: No matter how absurd it looks? Umm… I mean…
Mark: This is the smile I get right before I kill someone.
Los: Bring it! The title of the book WAS going to be STUD-muffin before the editors got their hands on it!
Harold

28. May, 2008

1. and the duck said, “If I had wanted a drink I would have ordered one.”
2. a duck…. You’re killin me!
3. You didn’t even get the joke. It being a duck is not what makes it funny.
4. I think you have just about done all the emerging you are going to do in this lifetime Driscoll.

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:: This whole Ragamuffin thing is simple. I'm just a screwed up man, in need of adoption, trying to be real. I was poured into, mentored, taught, and sometimes beat into authenticity by my family at Sandals Church. They created this beautiful mess of me and I'm forever grateful.
:: Now in the ATL with mi familia, I get to create relevant & engaging worship experiences every week. I am being shaped by Jeff Henderson and Andy Stanley at Buckhead Church. From creative sermon planning, to off the hook music experiences. This place is stretching me to my limits and I love it.
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