Hey Dad, I know Revelation says something about riding a horse during the Apocalypse, but I’m thinking about a re-write, I like this model better, its got a little more pizazz!
If he rode into town on THAT instead of a colt, I think he would have been taken a little more seriously. Money changers would have scattered immediately.
“Therefore, the LORD will ride in triumphantly on Barney’s cousin declaring dominion and iced-out-kingship over all creation”
1 Hesitations 3:12 UMRV 3.245 (Urban Message Remix Version 3.245)
I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse…ummm…I mean green T-Rex, whose rider is called Faithful and True.
Revelation 19:11 (The Massage)
RAIN IT DOWN
raaawrrr
via my wife Meri…
Walking on water is SOOOOO last year.
Jesus Christ DINO-rider.
BTW… I don’t remember anything in revelation about Jesus RIDING the dragon… interesting.
via Meri #2
Elijah may have had a flaming chariot, but CHECK THIS OUT!
Welcome to the 1,878,273,872,874th Annual All Heaven Rodeo!
And at the post we have Jebus H. Rex distancing himself from the field. The Light of the World has been lights out on the track this year…
Big Chris
http://mrclm.blogspot.com
pictured above- concept drawing for the original “He-Man”
Savior-O-Saurus
Jesus Christ, Dinosaur Wrangler
Get off of me and stop showing off! I am supposed to be on set with Mothra and King Kong and then I have contract negotiations after lunch.
WHOA! Gas is how much?
He-Man – nice!
Actually this is proof that humans lived during the time of the dinosaurs.
Behold He comes, riding on the dinosaur…
“The Second coming of Christ — Reimagined”
Just think of Jesus coming back with a dragon.
Hell’s Angels, Get off it.
This looks like another entry into the stuff christians like mural post
Hey Dad, I know Revelation says something about riding a horse during the Apocalypse, but I’m thinking about a re-write, I like this model better, its got a little more pizazz!
“…and he’s riding a t-rex all across this land. Yes Lord, we will ride!”
runner up: “got room for one more on this hog!”
Do you know the way to San Jose?
After perfecting DNA extraction from a Jurassic Mosquito, John Hammond turns his attention to the Shroud of Turin.
Taking road rage to a wholeeee new level.
a white horse seemed to sissy.
V-E-L-O-C-I-R-A-P-T-U-R-E !!!!
Open the door. Get on the floor. Jesus gonna ride his dinosaur.
Because of “Rex” we only have 12 disciple’s and not 24 as was originally planned…
My Jesus can kick your Jesus’s $&@.
All I can say is nothing, just speechless, but man its freakin hilarious.
Now Puff, we aren’t into magic in heaven…
wow, i am absolutely at a loss for words.
Hannah’s new Tat design ideas?
“He’ll be ridin’ a big green t-rex when He comes…” (tune of “She’ll be coming around the mountain”.)
Jason Bean-Velocirapture-hilarious!
Jesus…..soul saver/dragon tamer
Nothing to add….except that ya’ll are hilarious! I could not have laughed harder tonight.
soon to be tattooed on my arm.
DYNO-CHRIST! ( pronounced like Jay-Jay’s infamous DYNOMITE catchphrase)
“Velocirapture” totally made me laugh out loud! Nice work Jason Bean!
Produced by the same artist that did the “cross stitching of the dove with fire coming out of its butt” on the wall of the church I grew up in.
1) My new band… Jurassic Jesus
2) Creation Science textbooks going a bit too far
3) The first story board on Kirk Cameron’s next film
4) From the Texas Cattle Assoc. “Jesus is a CARNIVORE!”
so much for that “young earth” stuff
Because I CAN.
sings…
*da da da, da da da, da da da da da…
da da da, da da da, da da da da da…
da da da, da da da, da da da da da…
da da daaaaa, da da da da da…*
to the tune of william tell
OK, where is this dang SHACK everyone is talking about?
Yo where’s my theme music
Now here’s one of the benefits of steroids
I’m Baaaak!!!
Fabio is back on the cover of the hottest book of the summer! This time, he’s gone scruffy, ladies!
The Lamb before time.
I lol’d at:
“V-E-L-O-C-I-R-A-P-T-U-R-E !!!!”
If he rode into town on THAT instead of a colt, I think he would have been taken a little more seriously. Money changers would have scattered immediately.
With coloring hints:
http://i27.tinypic.com/2h6yet5.jpg
Passion of the Christ II: The Reckoning
“The Lamb before time” is by far the best. I guessed velocirapture before scrolling down. Brew…touche, my friend.
“Therefore, the LORD will ride in triumphantly on Barney’s cousin declaring dominion and iced-out-kingship over all creation”
1 Hesitations 3:12 UMRV 3.245 (Urban Message Remix Version 3.245)
“My ride might have oddly proportioned arms, but at least one of his hands isn’t excessively larger than the other one.”
“This is X to tha Z, Xzibit. Tune in next week to see what we do to Moses ride, here on PIMP MY RIDE:Revelation Edition
I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse…ummm…I mean green T-Rex, whose rider is called Faithful and True.
Revelation 19:11 (The Massage)
I didn’t know you went to Shamrock Jesus, what year did you graduate? That’s not Carlos the mascot you’re riding is it?
Jesuuuuuuus, the burninator…
(Homestar Runner reference, for those unfamiliar with its splendor…)
Velocirapture. Amazing.
“OK God, now is it too much to ask for a frikin’ dinosaur with flippin lazerbeams coming out of its eyes.”
Los, thank you for my new desktop background!
“And the Trogdor comes in the nii-ii-ight!!!!!”
take that Chuck Noris! Jesus can ride dinos and what can you do? Tackle the boogie man? PFFFT!
The translator couldn’t find the right word for Tyrannosaurus Rex, so they settled for white horse.
Extinction. WWJD?
(in the bad British accent always associated with Jesus)
Onward Steve! we have atheists to disprove
What! We missed revelations!!! and we’re just now finding the fossils?! Crap!
When’s the third coming?
i brought you into this world.. and i can take you out.. oooohh.. wait a minute….
“Tom Selleck in this summer’s blockbuster: ‘JC and T-Rex: Hell hath no fury like a dino scorned’”
In the words of T.I.: What you know about that?
KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LIZARDS!!!!!
runner up: “T-Rex- You breath fire and I’ll breath a sword!”
Velocirapture is GEEENYUS Mr. BEAN!
I haven’t laughed that hard in, well munutes, but anyway.
my horse will EAT your horse…