FOR SALE: Two white porcelain urinals. Never used, brand new condition. Make an offer. Call (859) 384-1717
That’s their real phone number. I was bored enough to look. HOWEVER, Google result #3 almost made me spit out my Powerade. An excerpt from that page:
“In 1899, Bro. Samuel M. Adams was called as pastor of Beaver Lick Baptist Church; he was a local physician and a member of Big Bone at that time. A request was sent to Big Bone Baptist Church asking for his ordination. He was ordained to the full work of the Gospel Ministry at Big Bone Church, July 29, 1889.”
“What does a man with two penises say to his tailor when he asks if he dresses to the right or the left?” “Yes.” That came to mind when I saw the picture (from Lucky Number Slevin). Haha!
Two men looking straight ahead…hearts are racing. “Oh God I just felt a little splatter…was that me or…I can’t bear to think about it.” Hearts race a little faster.
RAIN IT DOWN
Too Close for Comfort
There are some days I REALLY wish they separated us at birth.
Blessed at birth
The legendary urinal of Chang and Eng Bunker.
Dancing Cheek to Cheek
when you just can’t decide which way to stand…….
double barrel
excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, pardon me
I wonder how many people try to cross over, mid-pee, without getting a drop on the floor…
Bad aim? No problem.
Left, right, left, right…
Stan finally figured out the best place to “rub elbows” w/ the big wigs at his new firm.
Who won the company sword fight competition?
wanna play swords?
bummer of a birth defect, frank, but thankfully the family thought of everything
Someone hasn’t read the manual of proper man-bathroom educate.
Shortly after the ribbon cutting of Senator Larry Craig’s new Capitol Hill facilities…..
This is my pee space and this is your pee space.
We are even proud of our restrooms here at Big Bone Baptist Church.
[This photo was found in advertisements in Massachusetts and California only.]
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Two roads diverged in a yellow wood
Today on House Hunters San Francisco, Bob and Tim are looking for a little extra space in the Bay Area…
worlds colliding
This is how you deal with every guy’s nightmare: the split-stream syndrome. Just aim in between them.
“Men, do you struggle with split stream urination? Now there is a solution! Introducing…the all new “catch-all” urinal station…”
splash zone…
“Here…can you hold…” Nevermind! Too inappropriate! Then again, some would say this entire post is. Not me!!! HA.
Big Bone Baptist Church – When one is not enough
And some restrooms discriminate against Siamese twins.
Just being a good steward of the space we have.
Men’s room at the Parkinson’s Day Care center.
Finally, a toilet for those of us with a twin who we are conjoined at the ass with.
Lean on me, when you’re not strong
And I’ll be your friend
I’ll help you carry on
For it won’t be long
‘Til I’m gonna need
Somebody to lean on
Oh, you meant three FEET apart.
“hey. you got peanut butter in my chocolate!”
“well, you got chocolate in my peanut butter.”
calisthenics
This is how we do it in California.
Two heads are better than one.
Bringing a whole new meaning to “rubbing shoulders” with the boss!
Two pees in a pod. OK..I know that was bad….
This was the first and last time they let Thelma design men’s bathrooms.
id rather my ass brushed against another mans than have to stand side by side and run the risk of seeing his tool!
I am your brother… best friends forever…. singing the songs, the music that you loooooovve!
SWORDS?
I would, I really would, but, I think I need to calm down after my last comment on “Big Bone Baptist Church”….
So.. I’m passing on this one.
Thanks though, this is a great picture.
Two-headed snake…somebody had to say it!
i think it’s a game. you pee in one while the other one shoots at you
“No really, you go first.”
I think Josh P is the wiinner!
eeny meeny miney moe
keep it off my shoes
Promoting “Community” in every sense of the word here at BBBC!
the guy who nearly peed on my foot at the urinal the other day needed one of these…
what the cross-eyed guy see’s when he trying to aim at the urinal
Don’t cross the streams!!!
Siamese urinal?
Maybe if we huddle together the winner of the beer chugging contest won’t come near us
Perfect after a long night with the Mrs.
Seen on Craigslist:
FOR SALE: Two white porcelain urinals. Never used, brand new condition. Make an offer. Call (859) 384-1717
That’s their real phone number. I was bored enough to look. HOWEVER, Google result #3 almost made me spit out my Powerade. An excerpt from that page:
“In 1899, Bro. Samuel M. Adams was called as pastor of Beaver Lick Baptist Church; he was a local physician and a member of Big Bone at that time. A request was sent to Big Bone Baptist Church asking for his ordination. He was ordained to the full work of the Gospel Ministry at Big Bone Church, July 29, 1889.”
hahahhaahaaa…I completely coincidentally posted a strangely similar blog this morning.
That is almost creepy.
So close, yet so far
“What does a man with two penises say to his tailor when he asks if he dresses to the right or the left?” “Yes.” That came to mind when I saw the picture (from Lucky Number Slevin). Haha!
Two Close for Comfort
we really know what it means to turn the other cheek at big bone er baptist church
did i just really submit that comment?
For the guy who sways as he pees
And in tonight’s news: A strategy to keep the floors clean in a local bar gone wrong…janitorial director canned.
“Hey, could you lend me a hand?”
Let’s put our heads together and think this through…
piggy backing off of brent(inWorship):
“OH! you meant our other heads!”
hey man…if you shake it more than twice…you’re playing with it.
“A little less conversation, a little more action…”
I’ll use both.
I just ain’t goin’ there…
“Ah man, you win!”
That’s the drinkin’ man’s bathroom…or at least it should be!
back to back face-off. cowboy style with a twist. these weapons wont get you killed, but they will make you pissed
Too close for comfort
2 heads are better than one
Where do you find this stuff.. crazy pic.
It must suck for whoever has to clean that corner every night.
Whoa Bro
BFF.
If this was a contest, Josh P won.
Dancing cheek to cheek.
Buckhead Church is now ADA compliant for the Siamese twins who want to join.
Don’t Cross The Streams……..
and
Strangers in the night…….. etc.
And you thought a starbucks on every corner was bad?
perfect for the double barrel weenchester
And if you use the restroom within the next five minutes; we will throw in a second urinal absolutely free.
I challenge you to a dual!
i did NOT have sexual relations with that man.. mr lewinski.. i just had to pee…
um…excuSe me bro~ lol
swords much?
On the next episode of Fear Factor…
With our new mens restrooms facilities, our church wanted to take community to a whole new level!
Left, Right or Spin Cycle
Two men looking straight ahead…hearts are racing. “Oh God I just felt a little splatter…was that me or…I can’t bear to think about it.” Hearts race a little faster.
The longest 27 seconds of their lives.
Bootcamp for those of us suffering from Paruresis . . .
first think i thought:
stage-fright!
a bit late to the game, but i posted a somewhat directly related “caption contest” over at my blog. (I know, shameless promotion going on…)
http://benandjacq.tumblr.com/post/43391426/hanesherway