If You Could Name Your Band…

Posted on 01. Jul, 2008 by loswhit in Music

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DetzelPretzel

01. Jul, 2008

Racecar spelled backwards…
DetzelPretzel

01. Jul, 2008

Either that or “Poor Dan is in a droop”

I’ve got a thing for palindromes.
Matt Knisely

01. Jul, 2008

ROCK FIRE EXPLOSION
chad

01. Jul, 2008

unfettered (current name of my band)
Joe Louthan

01. Jul, 2008

Got to fit on a basshead:

I got nothing.
Ben

01. Jul, 2008

Flannel Graph Jesus
Anthony

01. Jul, 2008

Nocturnal-E
dionicioleal

01. Jul, 2008

“The Roaches”
Tim

01. Jul, 2008

The Mildreda Collaborative
dionicioleal

01. Jul, 2008

Indie Glamour
dionicioleal

01. Jul, 2008

Frontside Faire
dionicioleal

01. Jul, 2008

The Knock Knocks
Ron Nelson

01. Jul, 2008

Freeze Dried Pets.

I’ve held on to that since high school baby…
Toby

01. Jul, 2008

Just Equal Solid Unified Singers
Jay Sellers

01. Jul, 2008

The Alter Egos
seven

01. Jul, 2008

My sister-in-law has always wanted to name a band “The Shredded Cheddars.” But I am bad at band names.
Clay

01. Jul, 2008

“WretchWorm”
stephen

01. Jul, 2008

Urine Love
or
Senor Pedro and the Taco Supremes

http://www.revolutionsr.com
Gary

01. Jul, 2008

“Sweet Jesus”, do you have any of those dolls I can hand out at my concert?!
James

01. Jul, 2008

The Super Sonic Super Sub Atomic Rock And Roll Kung Fu Kings

or

A Million Miles To Breakfast

or

PickItUpAndKickIt
chris

01. Jul, 2008

helicopter malfuntion
Nate Williams

01. Jul, 2008

The Electric Shoes… how is that for a wonder years reference?
Todd

01. Jul, 2008

The Meditation Station

or

Band Name Here
Lisa

01. Jul, 2008

The Flaming Clogs

While driving with a friend back in college I saw a picture on the side of a truck of what looked like a clog with flames coming out the back. I asked my friend “what’s up with that flaming clog?!” After a big ‘ol laugh she explained that it was a running shoe with a wing on the back… like a reference to Greek mythology. Whatever. That was totally a clog. So we decided if we ever started a band that would be our name.
Patty B!

01. Jul, 2008

Cowboy Mafia
Brandy

01. Jul, 2008

I totally was talking about this on my camping trip this weekend.

The Flaming Marhsmallows
ally simpson

01. Jul, 2008

polished terd
emcrock

01. Jul, 2008

The Malachi Crunch
AdamF

01. Jul, 2008

I’d name it mysweetjesus.com because it would appeal to everyone
Stephen Corns

01. Jul, 2008

“Top Drawer”

Then come out to play in Tube socks, boxers and white under shirts
Russ

01. Jul, 2008

teh awsum n00b Crusherz
jason

01. Jul, 2008

The Conjugal Visits
Matt Bunk

01. Jul, 2008

A Sterling Temper
Chris Meirose

01. Jul, 2008

Turd Ferguson
Chris Meirose

01. Jul, 2008

Or simply:

Cowbell.
rIC

01. Jul, 2008

Riot Act
Josh P

01. Jul, 2008

TBA. We’d get lots of publicity.
Texas in Africa

01. Jul, 2008

The Dimpled Chads. ’cause we’re political scientists!
Mike Jones

01. Jul, 2008

Indescript
Nick

01. Jul, 2008

Captain Geech and Shrimp Shack Shooters
Albee

01. Jul, 2008

Anthym
Malachi

01. Jul, 2008

“@You”, for all the frequent bloggers.
I also really enjoyed my old band’s name, “The Symphony Chapter”
Tim Chambers

01. Jul, 2008

Hostage 2 Fortune
bub

01. Jul, 2008

The Swinging Johnsons.
Leah Moreton

01. Jul, 2008

3 Lime Pie
Eric

01. Jul, 2008

i’d name my band “Call Me Back”.
adam

01. Jul, 2008

the sore losers
the nick waters

01. Jul, 2008

“Moonseed”

This is a fictious band that already exists…in my mind. Actually, it exists in the minds of many (now that it’s posted on the Internet).

The band’s name sake, Jeremy “Moon’s Seed” Milligan, gave me the intellectual rights to use his name.
Heidi Reed

01. Jul, 2008

I got nothing. I guess I never fathomed myself a rock star. But some of these are pretty good. I especially like “Freeze Dried Pets” since I seriously dislike domestic animals with a passion.
Jeff M. Miller

01. Jul, 2008

I remember sitting around in college with a bunch of music people and imagining a Christian rock band for ourselves. (Keep in mind I was at a school that would kick you out for even thinking about listening to such a thing.)

The name we came up with that we liked the most was:

Circumcised
Happy White Man

01. Jul, 2008

Um…Happy White Man.
Marcus

01. Jul, 2008

“Jezebel’s Eyes”
“Flaming Altar Boys”
“Marshall Marcus and the Praise Posse”
kevin

01. Jul, 2008

Strangely Attractive
Gabriel Mcgee

01. Jul, 2008

“Gasoline Candle”
Gabriel Mcgee

01. Jul, 2008

Or “Absolute Zero”
Phillip Santillan

01. Jul, 2008

soapbox derby
Skyler Goodman

01. Jul, 2008

And now….introducing…”Put a little stink on it!” That is what my jr. high baseball coach always said. It got us motivated.
Kristin Zuvich

01. Jul, 2008

Freeze dried pets??? Haha. That’s hilarious!
Mariana

01. Jul, 2008

Your Mom

“Your Mom is sooo good!” “Go see Your Mom!” “Your Moms hot…”
matt summers

01. Jul, 2008

“death by circuitboard”
Andrew

01. Jul, 2008

either “the solid state sinners” because we can’t afford good amps
or
the conspiritors
Greg Atkinson

01. Jul, 2008

JUICE
Brody

01. Jul, 2008

Whitey White and The White White Whites.
Los

01. Jul, 2008

Wow. These are awful. I love it.
spence

01. Jul, 2008

“My Book Your Sandwich”

That was actually the name of the band I played and toured with for almost seven years. I also did a one-shot with some guys as “The Yellow Darts.”
Carrie

01. Jul, 2008

I’ve always liked the name “Forevermore”.
Jesse Phillips

01. Jul, 2008

VIOLENT! REVOLUTION!

or

HMLTY
Sean Pritzkau

01. Jul, 2008

I’d name it Red Letter Statement.

Oh wait that’s already our name..

shameless plug.
Emily from FL

01. Jul, 2008

Meander & Gander
D Rho

01. Jul, 2008

Two Dollar Tip: A Christian Band
Derek Sweatman

01. Jul, 2008

cartwright

not sure why; it just has that vibe i’m going for.
Caleb

01. Jul, 2008

I can’t share it, for it might be “borrowed”

-cD
Carole Turner

01. Jul, 2008

I love “Sweet Jesus” but I think I would go with the name of my blog “The Wardrobe and the White Tree” Cuz’ it sounds like a rock band to me.
Chelsea

01. Jul, 2008

Ziploc and the Baggies
brad

01. Jul, 2008

The Scene Kids.

That’s the best I could muster…
Jad

01. Jul, 2008

Pretty Boy Ricky and the Whitey Tighties
or
Paco’s Bald Spot
or
Mindscape (old band)
or
High Contact (old band)
or
The Vandelays (current band)
Reese

01. Jul, 2008

I can’t tell you. It’s too awesome, someone would steal it.
Derrick

01. Jul, 2008

“Herman Munster and the Push Pin Neck Boys”

“Florescent Clear”

“Trigger Sad”

“The Worthy Wayne and Garth”

“Stickle”

…one of those
Dave

02. Jul, 2008

“Lunchbox Full of Goblins”
or
“I Ate Your Foot”
or
“Don’t Touch That”
or
“So’s Yer Face”
Matt

02. Jul, 2008

Screaming Monkey Stick
David

02. Jul, 2008

I had a kazoo band that played one show in high school for our youth group. We were:

“Balaam and the Talking Donkeys”

I love obscure biblical references (it’s in Numbers somewhere)
dorothy (vicar of vibe)

02. Jul, 2008

-Verdant Couch
I too enjoy obsure biblical references (Song of Solomon)

Ben @ 1:24 Seriously, I had already planned to share this next on Creative Chaos:
“Not Your Parents Flannel Graph” w/ picture of our five foot “Flannel Graph Jesus”
http://designingforphilistines.blogspot.com/2008/06/not-your-parents-flannel-graph.html
Adam

02. Jul, 2008

Forklift and the Pallets

Oedipus and The Mamss Boys

Epiphany Rasmussin

Giggin’ for Chicken

–that’s all I got
Tyler

02. Jul, 2008

Legitimately Car Sick
Liz

02. Jul, 2008

Five Penny Dime
drew.martin

02. Jul, 2008

ahhh. the infamous naming of a band. my friends and i are going to try to start one up once my buddy gets back from a year in new zealand.
here are a few i’ve thought up in this process:
cow nuggets
molarcoaster
oh, so refreshing
slapface;spraymace

those are just a few of the many i have thought up. don’t steal them. ha
forrest

02. Jul, 2008

Liquid Jelly Monkey Love
Dave P.

02. Jul, 2008

Eugene Plumber and the Flaming Toilets
Gabriel Mcgee

02. Jul, 2008

“Beasting Monkey Socks”

or

“Whatchamacallit”

Or possibly

“Fine Tuned Rissoto”

One More

“U can’t Have it”
tom

02. Jul, 2008

i got three:
GrenadeFace
Bruce Wayne
Party Zone
josh

02. Jul, 2008

Im gunna say

Omega Supreme or

StarScream
rusirius

02. Jul, 2008

Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark
Andrea

02. Jul, 2008

Joe

Burning Tree

Chicas
Jules

02. Jul, 2008

Stabgrass

Broken Blessed Believer Band - (B4’s)

Com.passion?

I kinda liked the Liquid Jelly Monkey Love from forest.
Jonathan Napier

02. Jul, 2008

Free Beer
- If you put “Free Beer” on the fliers, you would have a huge turnout at the show.
JSR

03. Jul, 2008

Sweater on the outside
Scott

03. Jul, 2008

Avacado Fritatta. It’d have to be a 60’s psychedelic band though…

My favorite band name that is already taken is “Disappointed by Candy”. Why couldn’t I have thought of that?!
Stephen Barry

03. Jul, 2008

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gbrad@mag

03. Jul, 2008

Brace Yourself
Tim

03. Jul, 2008

Philomena’s Cord
matt

04. Jul, 2008

in order to ensure prayer support:
“Traveling Mercies”
ConEsteban

04. Jul, 2008

Strategic Chaos
Quique

07. Jul, 2008

I’ll name my Band:

WORSHIP ESSENCE
Tina

05. Aug, 2008

I think TWEEN. Cause my name is Tina and some people call me tweena & because we on earth are caught be(tween) THE ROCK and a hard place. Which would also be the name of my first album. Wouldn’t that rock!

The Deets

:: This whole Ragamuffin thing is simple. I'm just a screwed up man, in need of adoption, trying to be real. I was poured into, mentored, taught, and sometimes beat into authenticity by my family at Sandals Church. They created this beautiful mess of me and I'm forever grateful.
:: Now in the ATL with mi familia, I get to create relevant & engaging worship experiences every week. I am being shaped by Jeff Henderson and Andy Stanley at Buckhead Church. From creative sermon planning, to off the hook music experiences. This place is stretching me to my limits and I love it.
:: My life goal is to inspire a movement of authenticity among all generations of Christians that morphs the face of the evangelical church into a place of being real with yourself, others, and God.