While driving with a friend back in college I saw a picture on the side of a truck of what looked like a clog with flames coming out the back. I asked my friend “what’s up with that flaming clog?!” After a big ‘ol laugh she explained that it was a running shoe with a wing on the back… like a reference to Greek mythology. Whatever. That was totally a clog. So we decided if we ever started a band that would be our name.
I got nothing. I guess I never fathomed myself a rock star. But some of these are pretty good. I especially like “Freeze Dried Pets” since I seriously dislike domestic animals with a passion.
I remember sitting around in college with a bunch of music people and imagining a Christian rock band for ourselves. (Keep in mind I was at a school that would kick you out for even thinking about listening to such a thing.)
The name we came up with that we liked the most was:
ahhh. the infamous naming of a band. my friends and i are going to try to start one up once my buddy gets back from a year in new zealand.
here are a few i’ve thought up in this process:
cow nuggets
molarcoaster
oh, so refreshing
slapface;spraymace
those are just a few of the many i have thought up. don’t steal them. ha
I think TWEEN. Cause my name is Tina and some people call me tweena & because we on earth are caught be(tween) THE ROCK and a hard place. Which would also be the name of my first album. Wouldn’t that rock!
RAIN IT DOWN
Racecar spelled backwards…
Either that or “Poor Dan is in a droop”
I’ve got a thing for palindromes.
ROCK FIRE EXPLOSION
unfettered (current name of my band)
Got to fit on a basshead:
I got nothing.
Flannel Graph Jesus
Nocturnal-E
“The Roaches”
The Mildreda Collaborative
Indie Glamour
Frontside Faire
The Knock Knocks
Freeze Dried Pets.
I’ve held on to that since high school baby…
Just Equal Solid Unified Singers
The Alter Egos
My sister-in-law has always wanted to name a band “The Shredded Cheddars.” But I am bad at band names.
“WretchWorm”
Urine Love
or
Senor Pedro and the Taco Supremes
http://www.revolutionsr.com
“Sweet Jesus”, do you have any of those dolls I can hand out at my concert?!
The Super Sonic Super Sub Atomic Rock And Roll Kung Fu Kings
or
A Million Miles To Breakfast
or
PickItUpAndKickIt
helicopter malfuntion
The Electric Shoes… how is that for a wonder years reference?
The Meditation Station
or
Band Name Here
The Flaming Clogs
While driving with a friend back in college I saw a picture on the side of a truck of what looked like a clog with flames coming out the back. I asked my friend “what’s up with that flaming clog?!” After a big ‘ol laugh she explained that it was a running shoe with a wing on the back… like a reference to Greek mythology. Whatever. That was totally a clog. So we decided if we ever started a band that would be our name.
Cowboy Mafia
I totally was talking about this on my camping trip this weekend.
The Flaming Marhsmallows
polished terd
The Malachi Crunch
I’d name it mysweetjesus.com because it would appeal to everyone
“Top Drawer”
Then come out to play in Tube socks, boxers and white under shirts
teh awsum n00b Crusherz
The Conjugal Visits
A Sterling Temper
Turd Ferguson
Or simply:
Cowbell.
Riot Act
TBA. We’d get lots of publicity.
The Dimpled Chads. ’cause we’re political scientists!
Indescript
Captain Geech and Shrimp Shack Shooters
Anthym
“@You”, for all the frequent bloggers.
I also really enjoyed my old band’s name, “The Symphony Chapter”
Hostage 2 Fortune
The Swinging Johnsons.
3 Lime Pie
i’d name my band “Call Me Back”.
the sore losers
“Moonseed”
This is a fictious band that already exists…in my mind. Actually, it exists in the minds of many (now that it’s posted on the Internet).
The band’s name sake, Jeremy “Moon’s Seed” Milligan, gave me the intellectual rights to use his name.
I got nothing. I guess I never fathomed myself a rock star. But some of these are pretty good. I especially like “Freeze Dried Pets” since I seriously dislike domestic animals with a passion.
I remember sitting around in college with a bunch of music people and imagining a Christian rock band for ourselves. (Keep in mind I was at a school that would kick you out for even thinking about listening to such a thing.)
The name we came up with that we liked the most was:
Circumcised
Um…Happy White Man.
“Jezebel’s Eyes”
“Flaming Altar Boys”
“Marshall Marcus and the Praise Posse”
Strangely Attractive
“Gasoline Candle”
Or “Absolute Zero”
soapbox derby
And now….introducing…”Put a little stink on it!” That is what my jr. high baseball coach always said. It got us motivated.
Freeze dried pets??? Haha. That’s hilarious!
Your Mom
“Your Mom is sooo good!” “Go see Your Mom!” “Your Moms hot…”
“death by circuitboard”
either “the solid state sinners” because we can’t afford good amps
or
the conspiritors
JUICE
Whitey White and The White White Whites.
Wow. These are awful. I love it.
“My Book Your Sandwich”
That was actually the name of the band I played and toured with for almost seven years. I also did a one-shot with some guys as “The Yellow Darts.”
I’ve always liked the name “Forevermore”.
VIOLENT! REVOLUTION!
or
HMLTY
I’d name it Red Letter Statement.
Oh wait that’s already our name..
shameless plug.
Meander & Gander
Two Dollar Tip: A Christian Band
cartwright
not sure why; it just has that vibe i’m going for.
I can’t share it, for it might be “borrowed”
-cD
I love “Sweet Jesus” but I think I would go with the name of my blog “The Wardrobe and the White Tree” Cuz’ it sounds like a rock band to me.
Ziploc and the Baggies
The Scene Kids.
That’s the best I could muster…
Pretty Boy Ricky and the Whitey Tighties
or
Paco’s Bald Spot
or
Mindscape (old band)
or
High Contact (old band)
or
The Vandelays (current band)
I can’t tell you. It’s too awesome, someone would steal it.
“Herman Munster and the Push Pin Neck Boys”
“Florescent Clear”
“Trigger Sad”
“The Worthy Wayne and Garth”
“Stickle”
…one of those
“Lunchbox Full of Goblins”
or
“I Ate Your Foot”
or
“Don’t Touch That”
or
“So’s Yer Face”
Screaming Monkey Stick
I had a kazoo band that played one show in high school for our youth group. We were:
“Balaam and the Talking Donkeys”
I love obscure biblical references (it’s in Numbers somewhere)
-Verdant Couch
I too enjoy obsure biblical references (Song of Solomon)
Ben @ 1:24 Seriously, I had already planned to share this next on Creative Chaos:
“Not Your Parents Flannel Graph” w/ picture of our five foot “Flannel Graph Jesus”
http://designingforphilistines.blogspot.com/2008/06/not-your-parents-flannel-graph.html
Forklift and the Pallets
Oedipus and The Mamss Boys
Epiphany Rasmussin
Giggin’ for Chicken
–that’s all I got
Legitimately Car Sick
Five Penny Dime
ahhh. the infamous naming of a band. my friends and i are going to try to start one up once my buddy gets back from a year in new zealand.
here are a few i’ve thought up in this process:
cow nuggets
molarcoaster
oh, so refreshing
slapface;spraymace
those are just a few of the many i have thought up. don’t steal them. ha
Liquid Jelly Monkey Love
Eugene Plumber and the Flaming Toilets
“Beasting Monkey Socks”
or
“Whatchamacallit”
Or possibly
“Fine Tuned Rissoto”
One More
“U can’t Have it”
i got three:
GrenadeFace
Bruce Wayne
Party Zone
Im gunna say
Omega Supreme or
StarScream
Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark
Joe
Burning Tree
Chicas
Stabgrass
Broken Blessed Believer Band – (B4’s)
Com.passion?
I kinda liked the Liquid Jelly Monkey Love from forest.
Free Beer
- If you put “Free Beer” on the fliers, you would have a huge turnout at the show.
Sweater on the outside
Avacado Fritatta. It’d have to be a 60’s psychedelic band though…
My favorite band name that is already taken is “Disappointed by Candy”. Why couldn’t I have thought of that?!
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Brace Yourself
Philomena’s Cord
in order to ensure prayer support:
“Traveling Mercies”
Strategic Chaos
I’ll name my Band:
WORSHIP ESSENCE
I think TWEEN. Cause my name is Tina and some people call me tweena & because we on earth are caught be(tween) THE ROCK and a hard place. Which would also be the name of my first album. Wouldn’t that rock!