Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male. These statues faced each other for many years.
Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, “Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire.”
And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling, and twigs snapping.
After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling.
Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, “You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like to continue?”
The male statue looked at the female and asked, “Do you want to do it again?”
Smiling, the female statue said, “Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I’ll crap on its head!”
yea. i have seen that first video before. that is some pretty good aim. it remids me of the time that randy johnson hit that pigeon when he threw a pitch. haha. i have never seen the second video. that pretty nasty
I’m going to “recommend” that people not read this blog anymore. Too violent.
Completely off topic…WHAT HAPPENED about that backpack you stole on the bus? Did you tell the story and I just missed it? I’ve been in suspense this whole time.
maybe in Pigeon land…the second video is like Jonah and the whale…
The Pigeon and the Pelican.
Poor Pigeon…should have just listened the first time around.
also..small world.
I spent most of saturday with your mother!
We were both at Mariano Friginal’s “Camp Shooty” and ended up pairing up for the day. Your mom is a sweet lady!
RAIN IT DOWN
Un-Freaking Believable!!! I wish I could swallow pigeons whole like that pelican…that would rock.
That first one looked like a sparrow…either way…that is some good aim. At least it got it’s last rights.
I am extremely offended that we find humor at the expense of helpless animals…don’t you realize that pelican could have choked to death?
it’s a vicious cycle we call life…
tennis ball obliterates a bird
&
a big bird (w/ an old man neck) eats a smaller bird
…just the way i was always taught about the food chain in grade school!
The worst (greatest?) was the bird that got nailed by a Randy Johnson fastball & exploded. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PAW9Vn26Uc
Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male. These statues faced each other for many years.
Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, “Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire.”
And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling, and twigs snapping.
After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling.
Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, “You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like to continue?”
The male statue looked at the female and asked, “Do you want to do it again?”
Smiling, the female statue said, “Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I’ll crap on its head!”
tastes like chicken?
Oh. My. Goodness.
Somebody get a defibrillator! ha ha What a reaction.
And that pelican thing is just nasty.
huh i wonder what that poor pigeon did to that pelican
yea. i have seen that first video before. that is some pretty good aim. it remids me of the time that randy johnson hit that pigeon when he threw a pitch. haha. i have never seen the second video. that pretty nasty
Oh my goodness! I’m flabbergasted by that 2nd video. woah!
HAHAHAHA
I’m going to “recommend” that people not read this blog anymore. Too violent.
Completely off topic…WHAT HAPPENED about that backpack you stole on the bus? Did you tell the story and I just missed it? I’ve been in suspense this whole time.
good grief
What In the world?!?!?!
I agree with Trevor… That would be awesome!
Well, thats what you get when you poo on people for a living.. jeesh!
And I thought being a worship leader was hard…
The ice-caps are melting, and now this.
the first one was funny. the second one made my throat feel scratchy.
ick.
That was crazy…
what sacrifice!
I wonder if that pelican needed some tums later on that night?
maybe in Pigeon land…the second video is like Jonah and the whale…
The Pigeon and the Pelican.
Poor Pigeon…should have just listened the first time around.
also..small world.
I spent most of saturday with your mother!
We were both at Mariano Friginal’s “Camp Shooty” and ended up pairing up for the day. Your mom is a sweet lady!
The world is really small and such videos are always nice to see and have some fun. Thanks for sharing!
-Ric