My Sweet Jesus!!!
Welcome to MySweetJesus.com, the home of the adorable My Sweet Jesus doll. The My Sweet Jesus doll is cute and cuddly and brings comfort to Christians of all ages. He’s the perfect gift for Baby Showers, Baptisms, First Communions, Birthdays or any occasion! (Seniors love him, too!)
My Sweet Jesus is not only soft and comforting, he’s also a wonderful reminder that Jesus is with us always. Even if we just need a hug!
So here’s our growing list of great reasons to have a Jesus doll of your very own. If you have a few reasons to offer of your own, please email us at info@mysweetjesus.com. We’d love to hear from you!
* Reminds you to pray before bed.
* Helps you develop a friendship with Jesus
* Shows that you are Christian (and proud of it!)
* Makes you smile
* Encourages you to get out of bed and go to Church on Sunday
* Provides comfort in troubled times
* Spreads Jesus’ message of love wherever he goes
You’re Welcome
Los
[ht:Travis]
RAIN IT DOWN
I’m trading my sorrows
I’m trading my sha-ame
I’m trading it all
For a Sweet Jesus Doll
22 boodles for that thing?!?!?!!
The picture with Jesus snuggled in between Pooh and his Sesame Street friends is by far the most disconcerting. Why do Christians like crap so much?
It’s just wrong to see Jesus “fit right in” with Elmo and Big Bird. Talk about a sanitized, American mindset of Christianity.
On the other hand…Talladega Nights, anyone? Sweet little baby Jesus!
I think I have to go gouge my eyes out now. Man, the stupid junk we come up with, it boggles the mind!
That’ll go perfect on my mantle next to my gold cow!
What???
Really? Tell me that’s a joke? Speechless is the only words that comes to mind on that one
Carlos- How many you buying?
This makes me think about http://www.jesusoftheweek.com. and the whole looking good for Jesus line of products. http://www.blueq.com/shop/114-catId.117440633_114-productId.0.html
I especially like the coin purse – “Show Jesus the Money!”
That is really scary…
B-l-e-c-h!!!!!
Wow, that’s so creative and fun! Where did you find this? My two boys would absolutely love something like this…
Okay, even I can’t take this seriously. After puking a little bit in my mouth, I gathered myself enough to type just these little words:
“What in God’s name are you thinking!?!?!?!”
P.S. I would like to see this doll on a Will It Blend video.
just what we needed, something to show us how soft and fluffy and passive jesus is
Should I buy one???
Hmmm…
What Would Jesus Do?
You do realize that we will see these being sold at Wal-Mart by year’s end, right?
The Lion of Judah needs to maul someone. I mean, seriously.
yeah… that was a 2 a.m. find. pretty late to have to look that that…
http://twitter.com/tspencer/statuses/847458750
I am especially fond of the line,
“My Sweet Jesus’ special shape allows for maximum Hug-ability!”
I’m with amoslanka! And D Rho, I want to see it on a “Will It Blend?” video, too.
No freaking way!
WOW! So, when is the “angry clearing the temple Jesus” coming out with the toss-o-matic arms??
I think I just threw up in my mouth. Gotta go with Dan on this one.
Drew and Dan’s responses made me laugh, in particular.
I mean, I’d buy one. For kicks. I wonder what Jesus really thinks about this stuff. I’m reminded of the song “Jesusland” by Ben Folds.
Town to town broadcast to each house, they drop your name, but no one knows your face. Billboards quoting things you’d never say. You hang your head and pray for Jesusland.
OH I can’t wait for Jon to get ahold of this one for
http://www.stuffchristianslike.net
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sits back and waits*
this should be GOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!
makes me think of the NOFX song, “i’m going to hell for this one”
“Jesus Christ will resurrect. He’s got his BMI royalty to collect.”
Can you imagine the royalties that Jesus would be owed today. I mean come on, The Passion alone made half a billion dollars.
wow
seriously
wow
Well, I guess I can put one in the passenger seat so I can ride in the carpool lane to work.
hahaha…. I love seeing it in the midst of all the regular stuffed animals.. Too funny.
Sweet Jesus vs. Bobble Head Jesus (http://www.toylounge.com/orjesbobhead.html)
I think Bobble Head Jesus wins in a cage match.
I especially like that he “fits in with the other toys.”
Reassuring for all those parents who think “what if Jesus just doesn’t fit in?”
I’ll take two.
that just made my day a little
Thank you
Just wait until that kids sibling comes in the living room to play and they start fighting over the sweet Jesus doll. Nothing like a little lesson in idolatry with a Jesus doll and the cookie monster as your visual aids.
Gross!
wow
Sweet
Another new topic for Jon to write about on http://stufffchristianslike.blogspot.com/
This is almost as good as “Buddy Jesus” circa. Dogma…
Thanks los
I say we all order one and have them sent to LOS
I love that it reminds you “Jesus is always present” and how does it help you to read the bible more…is there a sound chip telling you to do such? I just cannot seem to stop laughing at the ridiculousness…
If that thing is what reminds you to pray, you have much bigger issues to deal with.
I called the “SAY AMEN” hotline but all I got was Frank and Carol’s answering machine.
I was thinking…this could be a great fundraiser for that next adoption. Just saying. Who wouldn’t want their very own sweet Jesus?
Fits nicely with Action Figure Jesus – for when you child’s tastes mature… it doesn’t walk on water, but it is made of plastic so it probably floats.
Complete the set with the “Buddy Jesus” dashboard figure for Jr’s first car. Nothing will prevent speeding like a smiling rubbery Jesus bobble-head after all…
Next will be the horror movie where he comes to life in the middle of the night and starts overturning the furniture…
I might be scarred for life…
Wow….all I can say is this looks like something Ned Flander’s kids would have!