Kudos on the crop, Carlos. The bathroom at my first church needed that sign. My senior pastor used to leave the stall looking like a Slip & Slide!! I was gonna put some Cheerios in there for him to aim for (but he fired me before I could). Now I kinda want to pee in his Cheerios, but I’m working through that with a counselor.
What gets me isn’t the illustration per se, but the fact that whoever created this sign believed a potential offender might change their mind after seeing this sign.
@Dale Best
Oh, it’s possible to pee while walking. Take it from the guy who was mid-pee and a car started to drive up. You can walk… it’s messy, but you can walk.
THOU MUST SIT WHILE PEEING. IF THOUEST NOT SITTETH, THOUEST WILL BE USING THOU TOOTHBRUSH TO CLEANETH THY TOILETETH…I’m just saying…mom to 2 boys and a hubby…NASTY!
OMG!! I love that and I so need it for ALL the tolits at my house so that MAYBE my husband and son will remember where to pee when doing so in the middle of the night!!
i don’t have an idea for a caption, but where do i get one of those stickers?! there are 4 boys living in this house and you bet someone does that EVERY DAY!
Every bit of cleverness I would have hoped to exude has been…um, exuded. However, If you’d like to see a sermon about this sign, yes I said A SERMON ABOUT THIS SIGN, check it here:
RAIN IT DOWN
If your “thang” is this long, please do not drag it on the ground as you approach the toilet….
Kudos on the crop, Carlos. The bathroom at my first church needed that sign. My senior pastor used to leave the stall looking like a Slip & Slide!! I was gonna put some Cheerios in there for him to aim for (but he fired me before I could). Now I kinda want to pee in his Cheerios, but I’m working through that with a counselor.
If you’re gonna spill yer guts, get it in the toilet.
No Umbilical Cords!
No “Hands-Free” Urination Allowed
“We think you’re an idiot.”
Bend here to barf in the toilet properly.
Please don’t miss the big hole when you pee.
no peeing with your head off….
…wait…is this a girl standing up to pee???
this NOT how you clean the floors.
“Oh…so close…”
No perforated peeing allowed.
please resist the urge to pee while walking.
Lol! I need this in my house being I have two little boys!
If this is an indication of your aim, I’ll never give you a gun.
Bathroom-humor line art is strictly prohibited.
If you find yourself inside a red circle with a line through it, just know that whatever you do will be wrong.
No dropping your anchor here.
We ask that you treat our bathroom the same as others and pee all over the seat.
do not pee on the seagull laying on the floor in front of the toilet
@ Ben: I wonder if it’s possible to pee while walking. You Make me want to go out back to try…
we aim to please. you aim too, please.
Step-Up before you Zip-Down.
This restroom is certified giant-crotch-attacking-weeds-of-doom-free.
no toilets allowed
What gets me isn’t the illustration per se, but the fact that whoever created this sign believed a potential offender might change their mind after seeing this sign.
players with short bats please stand close to the plate
Peeing while doing “the robot” is prohibited
No rhythmical peeing allowed. (Constant streams are ok).
I don’t care if you’re a real man don’t pisseth against the wall!!!
NOT A JELLY FISH STING RECOVERY AREA
If this is you, you probably can’t even figure out what this sign means, can you?
No oops allowed.
Neckless men posing as statues MAY NOT pee on discarded newspapers in this area!
Do not pee on the magazine in front of the toilet.
Do not walk the walk and pee the pee simultaneously.
watch out for the floor fountain
this wouldnt have happened if you had been using viagra
If you can’t keep a steady stream or control your bladder because you’re old…you shouldn’t run to the toilet….you might slip.
geez Carlos, you have some funny readers… =0)
some of those are really funny!
Please don’t pee on the floor it’s unsanitary and the janitor is refusing to clean it up now.
Caution! Make sure you don’t lose your junk while walking to the toilet.
P.S.
Stopping peeing on this sign!
Caution! Make sure you don’t lose your junk while walking to the toilet.
P.S.
Stop peeing on this sign!
BEWARE! THE PELLET-SHOOTING FLOOR! DON’T MISS, BECAUSE WE WON’T!
@Dale Best
Oh, it’s possible to pee while walking. Take it from the guy who was mid-pee and a car started to drive up. You can walk… it’s messy, but you can walk.
THOU MUST SIT WHILE PEEING. IF THOUEST NOT SITTETH, THOUEST WILL BE USING THOU TOOTHBRUSH TO CLEANETH THY TOILETETH…I’m just saying…mom to 2 boys and a hubby…NASTY!
Please step closer. It’s shorter than you think.
It’s shorter than you think. Stand closer.
Oops, got beaten to it.
don’t let the water spout hit you in the crotch.
No ‘PISS N MISS’ allowed
Boys, please don’t be boys. Thank you.
please don’t back-up while…wel you know
please don’t back-up while…well you know
you’re never too drunk to ask for help.
Makes perfect sense to me, boys please don’t pee on the floor.
No three-year-olds allowed.
don’t miss or else.
“Not allowed to miss”
Pilgrims with short muskets must stand close to target before firing!
In Him,
JMb <
no hands-free peeing
do not walk while unrinating
do not bounce pee on floor. bounce in toilet.
When Pinochio lied his nose grew; if and when you pee on the floor you will loose your neck!
The floor directly in front of the toilet is a no pee zone.
or
Do not pee the way Shaq shoots free throws.
or
If you sprinkle when you tinkle be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.
OMG!! I love that and I so need it for ALL the tolits at my house so that MAYBE my husband and son will remember where to pee when doing so in the middle of the night!!
Hey Frenchie, don’t piss on the floor.
If you can’t hit the pot, squat!
Real men don’t go on the floor they pisseth against the wall??
“No pregnant men”
close only counts in horseshoes, handgranades and slow dancing
1. Don’t go out for the basketball team.
2. No awards for getting “close”
3. Can you see your reflection? If not, pull forward.
i don’t have an idea for a caption, but where do i get one of those stickers?! there are 4 boys living in this house and you bet someone does that EVERY DAY!
Easy. This is the sign of my dreams: I dream of it at night, on the door of my boys bathroom.
“For all have sinned and fallen short……”
“aim your tingy to the seaty” yeah i went jamaican.
Dude!!!
Every bit of cleverness I would have hoped to exude has been…um, exuded. However, If you’d like to see a sermon about this sign, yes I said A SERMON ABOUT THIS SIGN, check it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDxcyqeRc-4
4:36 of exegetical genius!