I was thinking if as I read these comments how many would be considered inappropriate if the team had been Mexican or African. Somehow making fun of French language and culture and history is okay…
I don’t have a caption, but is anyone else disturbed and distracted by how LOW Michael Phelps unzips his wetsuit when he’s on the sidelines? Dude, I really don’t want to see your hooha. Keep the suit zipped.
“In the Name of the Lord God Jehovah, TOUCH!!!!! Deliver him!!!! For he talketh trash and now we look freakin stupid. Let’s hurry home and surrender to someone
..it’s alright guys.. we may of lost the gold, but.. at least we make decent wine… maybe we should’ve learnt from when the americans said they we’re gonna smash the australians like guitars back in 2000.. that didnt turn out to well for them.
RAIN IT DOWN
oui, oui, we lost?
renaud
how much of my foot will fit in my mouth????
Nous réprimande ce mal de tête maintenant en Jésus-nom.
“I am going to drown you…you loser!”
“I no speaka da French, but if your head hurts, take off the tight freakin hat!”
make the bad voices stop! the voices in my head….make them STOP.
Le pew.
il est OK. Nous devons tous pee de temps en temps.
Did we say “crush”…? Yeah, the French don’t even have a word for “crush”
“I told you that the only thing I do good in the water is basket weaving, yet you STILL insisted on entering me into the 100 meter freestyle event!”
“I wish we would have kept our mouths shut.”
OUI! You should have been swimming backwairds! You know we are fastier going the backwairds!!!!
He’s so freakin’ fast, a lot faster than I thought. How many gold medals…..8 or something like that? Dang.
It’s all going to be ok. Just focus on this neato design on my arm.
Focus on the design…
What the crepe just happened?
I knew we shouldn’t have trademarked “We’ll smash them” so soon!
LOL @Zack
peace|dewde
http://dewde.com
This is why we typically just surrender. Losing outright is so emotionally taxing.
I think @Zack wins!
“Lezak…he iz just so goods. i mean, i dzo not know whata happen in dza pool of water.”
See…I told you a tattoo of my had would fit on the back of your head.
See…I told you a tattoo of my hand would fit on the back of your head.
-HAND. That “N” is important.
Merde! :0)
smash? sorry…i mean crush…we came ‘ere because i ‘ave a crush on the americans. we will crush them.
@marcelo – oooooh. naughty! jk, that is probably EXACTLY what he’s saying. haha.
BAGUETTE!!!
Miserable!!!!
Take THAT, Frenchies!!
Now, if only I had used my hand to stop the timer instead of my head, we might have won!
You let the American with the big ears and his friends beat us?
“French Toast’d”
It only took them three days, to surrender to the Germans.Go figure…
I think I will go and get smashed. Wait, that just happened!!
I love Alastair’s! Translation: “We rebuke this headache now, in Jesus’ name.”
And Shu’s. Translation: “It’s okay, we all have to pee sometimes.”
Ha ha! It all sounds so pretty in French. I’ve got nothing I can’t follow those!
No Rene! Your swimsuit does NOT make you look fat! Quit hiding in the pool and get up here so we can congratulate the Americans!
“Just repeat these words after me… “Dear Jesus….” “
Avez-vous vu le dernier message de Los? Il est très étrange…
In the name of the father, son, and Pepe le peu
Je nage plus lent qu’un gros Ragamuffin. Je suis indigne de tenir Michael Phelp’ ; floaties de s.
—————————————————–
“I swim slower than a Fat Ragamuffin. I am unworthy to hold Michael Phelps’ floaties.
le boo hoo
If I keep staring at the floor, they will all go away, right? I don’t know, but you’re going to have to find another ride home.
eef dees leCappe was not so leFreaking tight… those words would have stayed in my leBrain and not squooshed out of my mouth…
Blessed Be Your Name!
Ouch! I didn’t knowing “smashing them” was gonna hurt so much.
It’s OK…at least our president did something constructive to negotiate a cease-fire in Georgia.
we didn’t smash the americans, so i’m gonna smash your face into the side of the pool wall
Pride goeth before destruction, and Jason Lezak will come from behind to kick your French hindquarters.
I was thinking if as I read these comments how many would be considered inappropriate if the team had been Mexican or African. Somehow making fun of French language and culture and history is okay…
Dale Best gets Best Comment in my book.
Le Choke…
No retreat, no …. oh crap!
bro you suck!
Evil spirits…come OUT!!!
blahblah…blahblah….blahblah…blahblah…blahblahblah….why are you pants so tight and you are squatting in my face? blahblahblah…blahblahblah…
Je pluere donc je suis.
“I think they know about shrinkage. Elaine, do you know about shrinkage?”
“It shrinks?”
I don’t have a caption, but is anyone else disturbed and distracted by how LOW Michael Phelps unzips his wetsuit when he’s on the sidelines? Dude, I really don’t want to see your hooha. Keep the suit zipped.
“Why did we agree to that interview about how we were going to beat the Americans after having so many glasses of wine?”
stop digging your nails into my skull. i only just lost the race that we promised to win.
We should have surrendered! It worked for us last time!
we le blew it
Burn.
dude…
Perhaps we could have won this race if we could have removed our hands from your head! Nah, not really.
“It’s ok, every one accidentally poops in the pool one in there lifetime”
“In the Name of the Lord God Jehovah, TOUCH!!!!! Deliver him!!!! For he talketh trash and now we look freakin stupid. Let’s hurry home and surrender to someone
“I just dropped my croissant and now it’s all soggy”
Dude… you have to got to stop putting super glue on your skull cap before the race.
“I promise this is last time you’ll have to wear the speedo suit. I KNOW it’s crushing your boys down below…don’t cry…we’re in this together.”
“Look at it this way … we’re the BEST losers!”
..it’s alright guys.. we may of lost the gold, but.. at least we make decent wine… maybe we should’ve learnt from when the americans said they we’re gonna smash the australians like guitars back in 2000.. that didnt turn out to well for them.
Maybe if you had used super glue your beanie wouldn’t have fallen off and you wouldn’t have lost your hydrodynamics you loser…
OUCHH!! These caps are so tights there is blood coming out of my ears.
Chelsea: I have never ever heard any man call what he has a “hoohah.”
We’ve been Freedom Fried!
“i swear, if I let go, my head will fall off, I am not taking my hands off my head?