Caption Please

Posted on 07. Oct, 2008 by loswhit in Mid Afternoon Distraction

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Caption Please,

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  1. Toby 7 October 2008 at 11:09 pm #

    The future of the republican party :-)

  2. Blake 7 October 2008 at 11:09 pm #

    Sarah Palin’s kids…

  3. Phil Brangers 7 October 2008 at 11:11 pm #

    “wheres my freakin wii mom!?!”

  4. Emily Payne 7 October 2008 at 11:14 pm #

    Scary? Us? Never!! Merry Christmas!

  5. allthatisdave 7 October 2008 at 11:15 pm #

    Mom…Dad…there’s a new sheriff in town.

  6. Jason Farris 7 October 2008 at 11:19 pm #

    two turtle doves, three machine guns, and a

  7. Michelle 7 October 2008 at 11:37 pm #

    Merry Christmas – you all get memberships to the NRA!! Gee – thanks mom & dad!!

  8. Scott Williams 7 October 2008 at 11:51 pm #

    “We Heard Santa Claus was down with Al Queda!”

  9. Chris 7 October 2008 at 11:58 pm #

    Scary Christmas presents, but on the happy side, ready for internal US side land war, depending on who gets elected they might be necessary.

  10. Phillip Gibb 8 October 2008 at 12:23 am #

    shot for the gifts

  11. bub 8 October 2008 at 1:16 am #

    Here’s the new album cover for the re-release of The Kinks “Father Christmas”.

  12. Sam Wall 8 October 2008 at 1:39 am #

    Let’s go huntin’ ma. Fer terrorists!

  13. Solpraise 8 October 2008 at 2:07 am #

    I’m pissed, jealous and envious……all I got for christmas was a cheap swiss army knife…..no i got to go pray for forgiveness.

  14. Christa 8 October 2008 at 3:09 am #

    Ted Nugent’s Family Christmas Card

  15. Jay Sellers 8 October 2008 at 3:15 am #

    We can see Russia from our house.

  16. Scott Fillmer 8 October 2008 at 3:16 am #

    I guess I will go with one from both sides…

    “Obama: reminds me of the good ole days in Chicago as a City Planner”

    or

    “This year’s Christmas card at the Palin’s house”

  17. Valtool 8 October 2008 at 3:24 am #

    one Of these kids are doing the same thing…. one of these kids is not….. (remember the old Sesame Street thing?)

    And why is it the boy has to get the AK?

  18. Ed 8 October 2008 at 3:30 am #

    Looks normal to me??

  19. PatrckB 8 October 2008 at 3:42 am #

    Moonshine. It’s a family business.

  20. Nikki Jo 8 October 2008 at 3:53 am #

    “Vote McCain or we’ll be your Santa’s Helpers”

  21. PatrckB 8 October 2008 at 3:55 am #

    The Hatfields apply for “Family Feud.”

  22. Amy I 8 October 2008 at 4:16 am #

    Don’t worry Mom & Dad if Obama declares that only goverment and police can carry guns we’ll go down in a blaze of glory!

  23. Minnow 8 October 2008 at 4:19 am #

    Second Ammendment Gone Arye.
    Navigating the Public Schools these Days is Tough.
    Toys Get Bigger When Both Parents Work.
    As Long as They Keep Smiling We’re Ok.
    Progressive Parenting–It was On Their Christmas List and Whatever They Want They Get, Right?

  24. Tymm 8 October 2008 at 4:19 am #

    “Ya better not shout. Ya better not cry.
    Ya better not pout, I’m telling you why…”

  25. ChristaH 8 October 2008 at 4:21 am #

    The family that shoots together stays together!

  26. Terry J 8 October 2008 at 4:26 am #

    A “Maverick” Christmas.

  27. Rita 8 October 2008 at 4:29 am #

    Haha! Tymm wins!

  28. Matt 8 October 2008 at 4:29 am #

    This Christmas, the Von Trapp’s are back in an all-new adventure called, “The Sound of Gunfire.” Coming to a theater near you.

  29. Jonathan Goode 8 October 2008 at 4:30 am #

    Is that Sarah Palin’s family Christmas card???

  30. Andy McMahon 8 October 2008 at 4:40 am #

    It’s a Palin Christmas EXTRAVAGANZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    No Seriously. Those are the kids of the American Terrorists Obama was friends with…..

    No. Seriously. AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!! (in a high pitch voice)

    No. Seriously. Where did you get that picture of my family?

    No. Seriously. This is what Jesus meant when he said go out and make Desciples.

    No. Seriously. What the H E double Hockey sticks is wrong with this world!?

  31. Aaron 8 October 2008 at 4:49 am #

    Ralphie wanted a Red Ryder BB gun …
    These kids held Santa to a higher standard!

    Armor piercing bullets! Armor piercing bullets!

  32. Dave Smith 8 October 2008 at 4:50 am #

    Merry Christmas from the Cheney Family

  33. VickiS. 8 October 2008 at 4:56 am #

    Being a Palin rocks!!

  34. Nina 8 October 2008 at 4:56 am #

    A Whittaker Georgian Christmas

  35. Jeff 8 October 2008 at 5:03 am #

    Christmas at the McVeigh household always made little Timmy smile.

  36. Brian Howe 8 October 2008 at 5:07 am #

    Homeschoolers for Life…whaaat whaaat.

  37. Scott Gould 8 October 2008 at 5:09 am #

    This is what we in England would say:

    ‘No caption necessary – this is just Christmas in America’

  38. kim 8 October 2008 at 5:12 am #

    I don’t know, but the girl in the front is freaking me out a little.

  39. Bryan Ramsey 8 October 2008 at 5:17 am #

    The future of the Democratic Party or the new Socialist Party.

  40. Greg 8 October 2008 at 5:17 am #

    This election, we’re voting for George Bush

    (got a problem with that?)

  41. Chris Meirose 8 October 2008 at 5:31 am #

    In today’s “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” Ty makes building the largest (and only) gun locker we have ever tackled his special project!

  42. adam 8 October 2008 at 5:37 am #

    WOLVERINES!

  43. Rick 8 October 2008 at 5:38 am #

    …and we’re pro-life too!

  44. Dale Schaeffer 8 October 2008 at 5:45 am #

    Nothing says, “Happy Birthday Jesus” like an AK-47

  45. dewde 8 October 2008 at 5:46 am #

    PARENTING: Ur doin it… um… however you wants to akshully. me not complainz.

  46. Joel H. Williams 8 October 2008 at 5:54 am #

    “take Christ out of Christmas – think again!”

    or

    “just try letting us hear you call it a holiday tree”

    P.S. have you shown this to @TonySteward? he has a passion for twitter profile pictures that include guns.

    One last one, in honor of the great Clint Eastwood:

    “I know what you’re thinking – did we fire 360 rounds, or just 359 rounds – well we’ve got just one question for you – do you feel lucky. Well do you punk?”

  47. Josiah 8 October 2008 at 5:57 am #

    (singing)

    we caught mommy kissing santa clause

  48. Dan [djByron] 8 October 2008 at 6:06 am #

    A younger team Angels before Charlie decided it would be better to trade the young boy for a third girl.

  49. Corey 8 October 2008 at 6:21 am #

    Oh great. There goes the neighborhood!

  50. Tony 8 October 2008 at 6:24 am #

    Who said Dick Cheney wasn’t generous to his grandkids (adopted…) [went old school]

  51. Arielle 8 October 2008 at 6:32 am #

    Home Security!

    No one would suspect the kids! It’s like that in other countries why not ours?

  52. Barge 8 October 2008 at 6:45 am #

    Best. Christmas. Ever.

  53. merritt 8 October 2008 at 6:47 am #

    Merry Christmas from Sandstorm, Bookcase, and Mousepad Palin!

  54. Andy 8 October 2008 at 6:51 am #

    You’ll put your eye out

  55. Rachael Walkup 8 October 2008 at 7:03 am #

    “You’ll shoot your eye out kid…” Those darn kids these days!

  56. johnny rotten 8 October 2008 at 7:26 am #

    “do think we’ll get famous on the internet if we pose for this picture with uncle carlos’ guns?”

  57. Andrew 8 October 2008 at 7:34 am #

    It’s good to see a family practicing their right to bare arms. You laugh, but when someone breaks into your house, you’ll be running to people like this. Seriously!!!

  58. jonese 8 October 2008 at 7:38 am #

    before the compound was built David Kiresch’s live was much simpler and happier.

  59. Mishababy 8 October 2008 at 7:44 am #

    (in a southern accent)

    HALE to the YEAH!!

    Santa, don’t even THINK about not bringing what we asked for!!!!!!!!!!!

  60. chris 8 October 2008 at 7:48 am #

    Andrew… no that’s called the Wild West, you can rent a movie about that if you like. If someone breaks into my house I’ll be calling the cops, who at least with me won’t have to be worried about how much ‘heat’ im packing!

  61. brian crisman 8 October 2008 at 7:54 am #

    I think Bing Crosby sang that one:

    “I’ll be on the compound for Christmas
    You can fortify it.
    Please have clips and more ammo
    and AK’s under the tree.”

  62. Josh 8 October 2008 at 7:55 am #

    You better watch out,
    You better not cry,
    You better not pout,
    THEY’RE telling you why!

  63. Randy 8 October 2008 at 8:00 am #

    How many reindeer does Santa *really* need?

  64. jenn 8 October 2008 at 8:06 am #

    wooooo hoooooo! airsoft RULES!

  65. Brandy 8 October 2008 at 8:10 am #

    “We’re not afraid to get all mavricky”
    “A renewed mind is key to Christ in me…”

  66. Annie 8 October 2008 at 8:44 am #

    2nd Amendment Yo…Holla!

  67. Todd 8 October 2008 at 8:46 am #

    Silent Night….NOT!

    Let’s hunt down some reindeer.

  68. Joe Louthan 8 October 2008 at 8:55 am #

    I am truly sadden by this picture.

    I don’t know what to say.

  69. Randy 8 October 2008 at 9:07 am #

    A Very Palin Christmas.

  70. Andy McMahon 8 October 2008 at 9:10 am #

    I spelled a word incorrectly in my last comment… :( Whoops.

  71. Texas in Africa 8 October 2008 at 9:18 am #

    Christmas in Alaska

  72. Randy 8 October 2008 at 9:21 am #

    No Laser Scope Needed … Just follow the glowing nose.

    next up:
    The Secret to Great Christmastime Chili!

  73. Holli 8 October 2008 at 9:21 am #

    “Now who wants to go huntin for our christmas dinner?”

  74. Shayne 8 October 2008 at 9:23 am #

    @Andrew:

    I think everyone in this country has the right to “bare” arms. But I think you were speaking of the right to “bear” arms yes? I mean, for me personally, bare arms should be allowed unless you’re Matthew McConaughey and don’t believe in deodorant. In that case I say…keep ‘em covered.

    As for the picture…surely this isn’t real. Someone. Anyone. Please tell me it’s not real.

  75. Tweena 8 October 2008 at 9:43 am #

    I don’t have a post just a comment. It completely breaks my heart with the meanness people have concerning this political race and guise it in jokes. Why all the hatred? Have you asked yourself what is the basis? No matter if you vote Obama or McCain, their both just men. Until we can stop hating those who have a different opinion as us, how can we truly call ourselves Christians. Just my thought. I can’t wait till the election is over.

  76. Caleb 8 October 2008 at 9:53 am #

    Can’t you BUY Reindeer Venison?

  77. Evan Courtney 8 October 2008 at 9:56 am #

    1992 Christmas morning in Waco, TX

  78. Nick 8 October 2008 at 9:58 am #

    @Shayne hahahaha! I’m glad someone else caught that…

  79. Josh 8 October 2008 at 10:22 am #

    Homeland Security starts at home….

  80. billy 8 October 2008 at 10:56 am #

    in mother Russia gifts open you

  81. bryonm 8 October 2008 at 11:21 am #

    Let’s go caroling:

    “Chestnuts Roasting So Open Fire”
    “Twas the Fight Before Christmas”
    “Rudolf the Red Nosed Terrorist”
    “Little Gunner Boy”
    “O Holy War”

  82. Ronni 8 October 2008 at 11:41 am #

    You mean we took Zoloft instead of our Flintstones vitamins???

  83. Don 8 October 2008 at 1:08 pm #

    Merry Christmas from North Idaho

  84. samburke 8 October 2008 at 1:33 pm #

    just send down the toys and no one gets hurt!!!

  85. Marshall Partlow 8 October 2008 at 2:07 pm #

    This is the BEST XMAS EVER………. Lucky

  86. Peter Carino 8 October 2008 at 3:01 pm #

    You’ll shoot your eye out.

  87. BUSH 8 October 2008 at 4:03 pm #

    it’s a Southern Baptist Christmas.

  88. jaysten 8 October 2008 at 4:24 pm #

    No you can all can protect yourselves from each other.

  89. Renee Garcia 8 October 2008 at 6:26 pm #

    It’s a Tennessee Christmas! LOL

  90. Hyden 8 October 2008 at 9:41 pm #

    Headline this Christmas: SWITZERLAND HAS FINALLY TAKEN SIDES

  91. fatgirlslim 8 October 2008 at 11:56 pm #

    daaaaamn… thats just messed up…

  92. S. Pihlaja 9 October 2008 at 1:59 am #

    Seriously, someone always, ALWAYS beats me to the quip here (on the Palin Christmas card). Seriously, sharpest blog readership… ever.

  93. SNOB 9 October 2008 at 8:20 am #

    PAINTBALL MACHINEGUNS.

  94. Emme 9 October 2008 at 11:34 am #

    Ummm…how ’bout “He who is without sin, cast the first stone.” or “Judge not, lest ye be judged” or “Hi, we’re CHILDREN..and our family needs Jesus. Just like you.”

    Yikes, folks. Listen to what you are saying and thinking! More love people. More love.

  95. annie 9 October 2008 at 6:08 pm #

    We shot J.R.

  96. Chad 9 October 2008 at 6:29 pm #

    Must be moose season. Either that or Uncle Ted (Nugent) gave the kids their early Christmas! That will even bring a tear to Rambo’s eye! OHHHH, the children are so sweet, aren’t they?

  97. Travis Spencer 9 October 2008 at 8:19 pm #

    only a few animals (and humans) were injured in the making of this movie.

  98. upsidedown 10 October 2008 at 8:36 pm #

    I’m dreaming of an Aryan Christmas….

  99. Crystal Renaud 11 October 2008 at 11:43 am #

    An American Christmas as it was in 2008.
    President: Barack Obama

  100. Robert Smith 12 October 2008 at 4:00 pm #

    The family that shoots together stays together

  101. Gabriel McGee 12 October 2008 at 4:19 pm #

    @Robert, I believe somebody beat you to that quip…

    and mine:
    Mommmaa! get the bullits! we’re goin’ coon huntin!

    YAAAAHOOOO!

  102. Robert Smith 12 October 2008 at 4:35 pm #

    Thanks Gabriel, it’s the story of my life!

  103. Robert Smith 12 October 2008 at 4:41 pm #

    you’ve got to ask yourself one question…….do i feel lucky?……….well do ya punk?”

  104. Robert Smith 12 October 2008 at 4:43 pm #

    Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do when they come for you

  105. Joanne 13 October 2008 at 11:24 am #

    one little, two little, three white supremacists…

  106. Diana 15 October 2008 at 10:30 am #

    The new family acts of America’s Got Talent has gone wrongfully bad…fast

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