Caption Please

Posted on 19. Oct, 2008 by loswhit in Mid Afternoon Distraction

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Caption Please,

Los

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74 Responses to “Caption Please”

  1. Chris 19 October 2008 at 7:29 pm #

    Little boxes on a hillside, little boxes made of ticky taky…

  2. Kyle 19 October 2008 at 7:29 pm #

    Which house is the Tanner’s house?

    “Cut-It-Out…”

    http://www.vagabondrunn.wordpress.com

  3. Chad Wright 19 October 2008 at 7:30 pm #

    @chris Nice :)

  4. adam 19 October 2008 at 7:31 pm #

    my tax dollar bailout doesn’t even get me a back yard!

  5. brian wurzell 19 October 2008 at 7:31 pm #

    chandler, az

  6. Los 19 October 2008 at 7:32 pm #

    Riverside, CA

  7. tabitha 19 October 2008 at 7:34 pm #

    We’re the fifth house on the left. You can’t miss it. We are in between the houses with the gray roofs.

  8. Chris 19 October 2008 at 7:36 pm #

    OK, I now understand that that third martini was clearly a mistake…pick the house in the middle.

  9. Austin Vallejo 19 October 2008 at 7:40 pm #

    Paperboy video game. This is your route…

  10. Josh 19 October 2008 at 7:42 pm #

    Hey, that looks like my house :-)

  11. Jason "Bnpositive" Bean 19 October 2008 at 7:43 pm #

    You Are Assessed for Street Repairs $40 per HOUSE $115 per HOTEL

  12. Ben 19 October 2008 at 7:46 pm #

    The Johnsons at 113 American Dream Lane bought their son Billy a drum set. A class-action lawsuit followed.

  13. Ben 19 October 2008 at 7:46 pm #

    @Jason: HA! You win my friend.

  14. Nina 19 October 2008 at 7:48 pm #

    CTRL+C, CTRL+V, CTRL+V, CTRL+V…

  15. Tyler 19 October 2008 at 7:50 pm #

    My backyard has one more grain of grass.

  16. Chris Baker 19 October 2008 at 8:13 pm #

    Someone got happy with the clone tool in Photoshop.

  17. Chad 19 October 2008 at 8:15 pm #

    I know where I’m going trick-or-treating

  18. Kenton 19 October 2008 at 8:28 pm #

    Human honeycomb…minus the honey.

  19. Crystal Renaud 19 October 2008 at 8:29 pm #

    johnson county, ks

  20. Crystal Renaud 19 October 2008 at 8:30 pm #

    the american dream

  21. upsidedown 19 October 2008 at 8:34 pm #

    I gotta be me…. or screenshot from ‘Edward Scissorhands’

  22. Brandi 19 October 2008 at 8:35 pm #

    Surprise, AZ, and you’d better not try and find your house after a couple of beers, or you’ll end up like this guy: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,435244,00.html

  23. Michelle 19 October 2008 at 8:42 pm #

    my hometown, Chandler, AZ but it is missing the brick walls for the backyards. :)

  24. Tamara Cosby 19 October 2008 at 8:45 pm #

    Somebody had diahrea when they made these poo poo houses…

  25. Jeff Brown 19 October 2008 at 9:54 pm #

    Duck, Duck, Duck, FORECLOSED!

  26. Danny 19 October 2008 at 10:32 pm #

    One of the few last unreached people groups

  27. Jim 19 October 2008 at 11:32 pm #

    Du… Du Hast…. Du Hast Plexes.

  28. Ronni 20 October 2008 at 12:05 am #

    I want to be an individual!!!

    Like everyone else….

  29. Lisa @ Tropical Mexican 20 October 2008 at 3:11 am #

    Love thy neighbor……well at least I hope so

  30. Rob 20 October 2008 at 3:47 am #

    “All the lonely people
    Where do they all come from
    All the lonely people
    Where do they all belong…”

    (All credit to Sir Paul McCartney, of course)

  31. Cindy 20 October 2008 at 4:20 am #

    Suburban hell.

    But wait, I’m repeating myself.

  32. Jesse H. 20 October 2008 at 4:59 am #

    “Whatever happened to the……..the milkman, the paperboy, even TV!

  33. Heidi 20 October 2008 at 5:05 am #

    Mission Field

  34. Dave T 20 October 2008 at 5:15 am #

    $20 per lawn = $2000 for about 2 hours work mowing these lawns.

  35. Darren 20 October 2008 at 5:26 am #

    boring…not unique…exact opposite of how we appear in God’s eyes.

  36. dewde 20 October 2008 at 5:30 am #

    Reminds me of the Ben Folds song Jesusland.

    Down the tracks
    beautiful McMansions on a hill
    that overlook a highway
    with riverboat casinos and you still
    have yet to see a soul

    Jesusland
    Jesusland

    Town to town
    broadcast to each house, they drop your name
    but no one knows your face
    Billboards quoting things you’d never say
    you hang your head and pray

    for Jesusland
    Jesusland

    peace|dewde

  37. maryannparks 20 October 2008 at 5:36 am #

    “I said house-shaped cookie cutters, NOT cookie-cutter houses!”

  38. Becky 20 October 2008 at 6:27 am #

    Urban Diarrhea

  39. Josh 20 October 2008 at 6:44 am #

    Where’s waldo?

    He’s not here. His house got forclosed on…

  40. Kristen 20 October 2008 at 6:44 am #

    “My realtor said our house was one of a kind.”

  41. sam i is 20 October 2008 at 7:04 am #

    suburban pez dispenser

  42. lynse leanne 20 October 2008 at 7:46 am #

    Chris – dang it! that is what i was going to put. and now the song is stuck in my head.

    so, on second shot – i’ve got nothing

  43. S. Pihlaja 20 October 2008 at 7:46 am #

    Little boxes made of ticky-tacky
    Little boxes all the same.

  44. Dave 20 October 2008 at 8:13 am #

    “Mines the third one on the left. No, no, you cant miss it. Okay, see you in a few minutes.”

  45. Derek Chalfant 20 October 2008 at 8:21 am #

    House dominoes the latest craze.

  46. Jeff 20 October 2008 at 8:45 am #

    Makes me miss Chandler, Az…my former home. Oh wait, that’s not a caption. Uhh, OK. “I can see my house from here.”

  47. angela 20 October 2008 at 9:38 am #

    Sims in real life

  48. forrest 20 October 2008 at 9:41 am #

    I’ve already got a big “chenis”…now if I can just get one of those houses…(*sigh*)

  49. johnny rotten 20 October 2008 at 9:57 am #

    FAKE. or “the american dream” trade your life for this

  50. onelouder 20 October 2008 at 10:28 am #

    There’s rows and rows of houses
    With windows painted blue
    With the light from a TV
    Running parallel to you

  51. Emme 20 October 2008 at 11:35 am #

    Ripe for the harvest.

  52. Matt 20 October 2008 at 11:47 am #

    Where’s Waldo’s House?

  53. bryonm 20 October 2008 at 12:15 pm #

    individualism realized

  54. Summer Kelly 20 October 2008 at 12:30 pm #

    John Cougar Mellencamp

    “Little Pink Houses”

  55. Rob 20 October 2008 at 1:55 pm #

    All hail the monopoly champ!

  56. Rhys 20 October 2008 at 2:10 pm #

    I pray I love my Neighbors!

  57. Josh Turner 20 October 2008 at 2:50 pm #

    Dang it wrong house

  58. dan scott 20 October 2008 at 3:34 pm #

    hell.

  59. Derek Sweatman 20 October 2008 at 4:41 pm #

    alpharetta.

  60. Texas in Africa 20 October 2008 at 5:53 pm #

    Chris took mine!

    “…and they’re all made out of ticky-tacky and they all look just the same.”

  61. jess 20 October 2008 at 6:04 pm #

    ugh.

  62. Corrine aka Mama Gomer 20 October 2008 at 7:24 pm #

    This is how the people in Houston, where I live, wish all our roofs looked again. (Lay a blue tarp on about 2/3 of those roofs and you have Houston.)

  63. PastormacsAnn 20 October 2008 at 8:12 pm #

    And He was saying to them, “The harvest is plentiful, but the laborers are few; therefore beseech the Lord of the harvest to send out laborers into His harvest. Luke 10:2

  64. Scott Tanksley 21 October 2008 at 6:25 am #

    “Local Builder Gets Killer Deal on Taupe Paint”

  65. Al 21 October 2008 at 7:10 am #

    And how do you build your SimCity…

  66. Jackie @ Family Daze 21 October 2008 at 11:31 am #

    Where’s Joe the Plumber?

  67. Angie 21 October 2008 at 12:27 pm #

    It only took 30 minutes to mow the lawn….

    …of the entire neighborhood.

  68. eryn 21 October 2008 at 2:10 pm #

    “todo we’re not in kansas anymore.”

    when i first saw the picture i thought it was rows of shoes at a shoe store.

  69. chadhouck 22 October 2008 at 2:20 pm #

    Be not conformed to the ways of this subdivision, but be transformed, by the refinancing of your adjustable rate subprime mortgage.”

  70. JoshuaCreative 24 October 2008 at 7:53 am #

    The teeth of suburbia, smiling back at the sky.

  71. chadkello 24 October 2008 at 12:55 pm #

    “it’s the 3rd brown colored house on the right”

  72. Lauren Jo 8 November 2008 at 12:13 pm #

    one word….california

  73. Lauren Jo 8 November 2008 at 8:13 pm #

    one word….california

  74. HaleYeah 20 December 2008 at 12:04 am #

    I've had this post “starred” for awhile now, so I'm kind of late, but that picture disgusts me. It's like the suburban version of the projects.

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