Reverse Mohawk
You – “Hey Carlos!!! Nice hat. I bet your head gets cold and that keeps your head warm!”
Me – “Totally! I love having a warm dome!”
Walking into my office…
Me thinking – “I sure am glad they didn’t figure out it is 80 degrees in here. Then they would have known I was wearing this simply because I did not have time to shave my head.”
What physical attributes to you hide from the world and with what do you hide them?
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RAIN IT DOWN
I only WISH I could hide them from the world! Well I do have some really bad cowlicks… so I have to straighten my hair or have it permed or suddenly half my head is doing the wave without me… I own hats as well.
Granted if I let it grow out long again I won’t have this issue…
i have a hat. it hides the last stragglers of hair on the front part of my head that i affectionately call “the island.” for those who are interested it used to be called “the peninsula.” it seceded from the union. stupid island.
HAHAHAHAHA. Matt. I have one too!!!
It’s hard to hide a big, crooked nose. The “handkerchief over my face” thing got me arrested, so now I just rock it.
i love how you hide your “dome” from several people in the office but then blog about it so the entire world sees it. hilarious!
my legs…I hide ‘em with my pants. been workin’ for me so far.
The bags under my eyes that I hide with thick rim glasses. 2 little guys at home means the right to sleep no longer exists. No sleep = natural looking zombie eyes!
@sean. Totally.
You guys love me for me.
spanx. keeps my badunkadunk in check.
@crystal – holla!
the scar on my forehead. Ever since I picked it up from a crazy dog in 4th grade I’ve kept my hair on the longer side.
i meant that it keeps your head cold outside smartie pants. not inside the building.
Not quite a double chin….but I definitely have some extra chinage that hide with a big beard….
ummm my belly… so i cover it up with my moo moo… or should i say my man moo
the gap in my teeth…it’s hard to hide when you have “drummer face” but….I don’t like it…I should have worn my retainer after my braces
big forehead. usually wear a hat.
I hide my unmentionables with underwear and outerwear.
Unibrow that I have been unable to get waxed because I don’t have time so I wear chunky sunglasses all daggone day. A mustache that I also have been unable to get waxed for the same stupid reason — mineral make-up.
I hide my 2 C-section belly by refusing to tuck in shirts. Doesn’t matter that I lost three sizes — that belly won’t ever go away! And I’m not a believer in spending the big bucks for something as vain as a tummy tuck. So there ya go.
And I should have pointed out that today’s not-tucked-in shirt is my RANSOMED v-neck tee! =D
Crazy, old man chest hairs at 23, so shave a good lit bit below the shirt line.
you look like dad! awesome! and i have webbed feet and a tail!
My gut that birthed six kids. It was still looking somewhat normal after baby #4….but the last two just jacked it up beyond nonsurgical repair. So spanx is my friend.
you and i share the same dome, bruh. i shave it once every four or five days.
so…not so sure it is hidden well.