Black Shirt Guy: I guess I could put this in the storage closet, woah wait this is the truck sending the carts to the Memphis store. Why is the door open?
Red Shirt Guy: Hey, what are you doing?
Black Shirt Guy: Just trying to figure out where to put this…what the..? (truck starts to pull out) Ok, this is going to be interesting let me put this over to the side here.
Red Shirt Guy: Um, doesn’t the driver know this is still open?
(the domino affect starts to occur)
Red Shirt Guy: Uuugghh…what a way to start the morning!
Black Shirt Guy: (crowching) I knew I should have gotten the triple espresso double foam half calf skinny vanilla latte WITH protein. GOD HELP ME!
Red Sweater Lady: A women would NEVER do that. Can you say COMMUNICATION? (turns around and speaks to the other guys) This is what you get when you teach evolution in school!
Black Shirt Guy: Yup, he’s still going.
Red Shirt Guy: Why doesn’t that guy stop? Doesn’t he realize the whole shop is wondering what is going on?
Black Shirt Guy: Hey, maybe we can get the new kid, Tony, to stack all these back up.
Red Shirt Guy: Note to self, speak with management on a better screening process for future truck drivers.
Black Shirt Guy: You wanna tell him he’s fired?
Red Shirt Guy: Nah, I’ll let you do that.
Black Shirt Guy: I don’t want to take ALL the fun out of your day.
Red Shirt Guy: HAHA, this is fun enough. (turns around) Don’t you think guys?
Black Shirt Guy: (gets off the dock) FINE then! I’ll fire him, but you get to clean up the mess then!
Red Shirt Guy: DOH!!! My back is hurting just thinking about it. Time for that triple espresso double foam half calf skinny vanilla latte WITH protein.
I think i should have taken a left at the elevators? I guess we are saving these for the special target customers. And finally it wasn’t my fualt i didn’t open the door, it was like this when i got here.
I think i should have taken a left at the elevators? I guess we are saving these for the special target customers. And finally it wasn’t my fualt i didn’t open the door, it was like this when i got here.
I think i should have taken a left at the elevators? I guess we are saving these for the special target customers. And finally it wasn’t my fualt i didn’t open the door, it was like this when i got here.
OK, so today we found out what Billy’s spiritual gift is. Billy has the gift of Creative Leadership: The capacity to stimulate the involvement of many through what was previously seen as mindless, useless, and mundane tasks. Billy is the truck driver.
This is your brain.
This is your brain without coffee.
Any questions?
And…
New tractor trailer for deliveries – $800,000.00
Full shipment of new shopping carts – $5,000.00
Remembering to close the door before driving away….
PRICELESS!
RAIN IT DOWN
So who has to clean this up?
…it happens.
Think More, Play Less
not… loading…
My first thought – “That was awesome! Lets load them back up and do it again!”
Reality – “The last person to the time clock for lunch has to clean it up!”
“Who’s ready for shopping cart dominoes?”
HAHA! I’ll tell you what that lady in the red said when she turned around: “I QUIT before I pick all that up!”
“No way that just happened”
“I swear i’ve seen a lot of things in my life, but THAT. WAS. AWESOME! Sorry about your carts man, that sucks”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjQ8rYh7eYE
That’s what the door is for physics idiots.
Black Shirt Guy: I guess I could put this in the storage closet, woah wait this is the truck sending the carts to the Memphis store. Why is the door open?
Red Shirt Guy: Hey, what are you doing?
Black Shirt Guy: Just trying to figure out where to put this…what the..? (truck starts to pull out) Ok, this is going to be interesting let me put this over to the side here.
Red Shirt Guy: Um, doesn’t the driver know this is still open?
(the domino affect starts to occur)
Red Shirt Guy: Uuugghh…what a way to start the morning!
Black Shirt Guy: (crowching) I knew I should have gotten the triple espresso double foam half calf skinny vanilla latte WITH protein. GOD HELP ME!
Red Sweater Lady: A women would NEVER do that. Can you say COMMUNICATION? (turns around and speaks to the other guys) This is what you get when you teach evolution in school!
Black Shirt Guy: Yup, he’s still going.
Red Shirt Guy: Why doesn’t that guy stop? Doesn’t he realize the whole shop is wondering what is going on?
Black Shirt Guy: Hey, maybe we can get the new kid, Tony, to stack all these back up.
Red Shirt Guy: Note to self, speak with management on a better screening process for future truck drivers.
Black Shirt Guy: You wanna tell him he’s fired?
Red Shirt Guy: Nah, I’ll let you do that.
Black Shirt Guy: I don’t want to take ALL the fun out of your day.
Red Shirt Guy: HAHA, this is fun enough. (turns around) Don’t you think guys?
Black Shirt Guy: (gets off the dock) FINE then! I’ll fire him, but you get to clean up the mess then!
Red Shirt Guy: DOH!!! My back is hurting just thinking about it. Time for that triple espresso double foam half calf skinny vanilla latte WITH protein.
“hmmm…where should i put this…”
“hey jimbo, think you can fit that on the truck or should we wait….oh my.”
“he’s not stopping is he?”
“nope.”
“they look like a bunch red-rolly dominos don’t they jimbo?”
“they sure do hank.”
“Cheryl! You won’t believe this!”
“oh my goodness. hank did you do that?”
“nope”
“jimbo?”
“nope. he just done took off trailing them out like red target tail”
(crowd gathers and begins to stir)
(truck begins to move forward. jimbo jumps down)
“for pete’s sake pete! quit moving forward! don’t your mirrors work??!!”
Pete: “huh?”
(roll credits)
:”
i don’t know what is funnier, the vid or me mistakingly reading mormon for moron.
“ALLRIGHT……IT’S COOL, JUST BACK IT UP AND SCOOP THEM ALL BACK IN! We’re good.”
What?
No way!
Who?
You?
Get someone
Who did?
Now, who?
No way?
Did I leave Wal Mart for this?
(roll credits)
I think i should have taken a left at the elevators? I guess we are saving these for the special target customers. And finally it wasn’t my fualt i didn’t open the door, it was like this when i got here.
I think i should have taken a left at the elevators? I guess we are saving these for the special target customers. And finally it wasn’t my fualt i didn’t open the door, it was like this when i got here.
I think i should have taken a left at the elevators? I guess we are saving these for the special target customers. And finally it wasn’t my fualt i didn’t open the door, it was like this when i got here.
Guy 1 to Guy 2: “I’ll bet this never happens at Wal-Mart”
OK, so today we found out what Billy’s spiritual gift is. Billy has the gift of Creative Leadership: The capacity to stimulate the involvement of many through what was previously seen as mindless, useless, and mundane tasks. Billy is the truck driver.
“They’re everywhere”!!!!!
I have 2 ideas:
This is your brain.
This is your brain without coffee.
Any questions?
And…
New tractor trailer for deliveries – $800,000.00
Full shipment of new shopping carts – $5,000.00
Remembering to close the door before driving away….
PRICELESS!
“Well. I think I can use this as a ramp to unload the carts but he’s going to have to move that truck up a little bit.”
“Josh! Did you figure out how to get the carts from the truck to the dock?”
“Yeah with this…what the?”
“Jiminey Criminey…He’s driving off.”
“Holy Red Slinky. (putting plank aside) I won’t be needing this now.”
“What did you boys do?!!!”
“Oh Hi Hazel. It wasn’t us, the Einstein truck driver just took off.”
“I’ve gotta get my camera phone. Sherry! Get my purse!”
“Man she’s a busy body.”
“Look – we need to get the security cam tape and post this on YouTube tonight. We’ll have a million hits by breakfast.”
“No kidding this is going to be great.”
“Oh man – they’re still pouring out. (Jumps off dock) Hey Dipstick! Did you notice you trailer is “leaking” all over our parking lot?
Ooops…
now we have a clear understanding why even the brand new buggies don’t work right, if they are being treated like this!! SHEESH.
Shopping Cart Dominos – it is all in the set up…