Fluffy's Diary Day 1,182 of my imprisonment if this pseudo superior race of nearly hairless meat bags. All attempts at escape have failed. So tomorrow the morons are engaging in a gathering of others with a similar genetically code… that right, more morons. It is obvious to me that there has been some disconnection of synapses in there puny little minds. I will use this to my advantage and execute the most unthinkable and amazing escape plan I have ever devised. Freedom awaits those who hunger for it. Sincerely yours, Fluffy
Unbeknowest to Sheila, the cat she lost weeks ago had been living in her butt..that is untill she hit that wave and it flew out, much to the suprise of everyone on the raft.
RAIN IT DOWN
I'm in ur tubez, playing supermans..
wave pwn.
i like that one too
wait, is that a cat???
The new Sea Doo catapult…cat not included.
“Who let the cat outta the bag?”
mmmeeeeooooowwwwwwww!!!!!!!
Cat: Thats my mouse little girl….
One word: awesome.
Anytime cats can be forced out of their element is always a good thing.
I can haz nuther lifez pleaz
“When the rapture finally happened, she really wished she'd paid better attention that day in Sunday School.”
As the cat dove for safety, the little dog in the boat laughed and laughed and laughed.
Hey, who let scooter (the dog) drive the boat? I bet it was the little brother…
cat: freedom!!!!!
girl in air: no whiskers!
cat: those girls are crazy! no more pulling my tail and other unmentionable things……
Freedom!
whiskers noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
photoshop
Strangely, the next time they went boating, whiskers refused to get out of the car…
This is gonna hurt
little girl on right: OOOOoooohhh! What shall we do with a drunken sailor? What shall we do with a drunken sailor? Early in the morning…
I believez I can haz flying
I knew bringing the cat was not a good idea..
“We should have got her declawed!!! (from the one on the right)
“You too can use Photoshop to convincingly put pictures of cats in silly situations.”
dude…that is brilliant
Number 31 from “101 Ways to Kill a Cat & Scare the Crap Outta Your Kids!”
I don't think he is going to catch that bird………
*sings*
One of these things is not like the other……
evolution attempts, and fails, at a forward leap .
Gas to the lake and back $50
Sea Doo rental $100
Watching Fluffy fly through the air… Priceless
Giving the cat a bath. Yeah, I'm there!
Anonymous Caller #1, “Yes, DFS, I would like to report child abuse.”
Anonymous Caller #2, “Yes, PETA, I would like to report unethical treatment of animals.”
What would the driver of the boat get arrested for first?
“THIS IS WAYYYY BETTER THAN BEING NEUTERED!”
BELLY FLOP!
+ funny+ very very funny caption, but the Lord will not let me put it on here,just know that its funny!!
Ha ha – I'm sorry, I don't think that I can. I'm still rolling on the floor laughing at the flying cat. WHO takes their cat WATER tubing?! ha ha haaa
I thought it was Women and Children First not felines.
Looks more like a sea dont
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dwight's backup plan to mercy kill Angela's cat Sprinkles if the freezer didn't get the job done.
Cats always land on there feet, which is great…on land
Ha! Who put's their cat in one of these things?
It was all fun and games until someone let TOONCES the driving cat take command of the vessel!
Zach.
I just spit water out all over my screen that made me laugh so hard.
I can haz cheezburgers….love it.
Will It Float
LOL. Love that!
I think I need someone to explain the “i can” phenom. I just don't get it.
Yeah, you are right. I haven't been able to find it, but I've seen this picture before without the cat.
“Toonces the driving cat had now learned to fly.”
Anyone following me on that one?
Dude, I so totally thought of Toonces the moment I saw the pic. Glad to see other old SNL glory days fans out there.
“YOU GRAB THE CAT!!!!”
“NO YOU GRAB THE CAT!!!!”
“NOOOOOOOOOOO”
“JUST GRAB THE DANG CAT!!!!!”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOO……”
I believe I can fly…
I believe I can touch the sky.
“Here I come to save the day!” (The cat that swallowed Mighty Mouse)
heck yes. I was just sitting thinking “I guess Toonces can't really drive a boat, we just thought he could!”
Toonces… the driving cat… the cat who could drive a car…
Mr. Kitty “crosses over” with a bang!
save us, Super Kitty!
Uhhhh, sadly super-imposed cat in a picture?
life preservers?
Oh no! Someone grab Buster! He's trying to commit suicide again!
“in a flash, in the twinkling of an eye…[we] will be raised imperishable…”
Fluffy's Diary
Day 1,182 of my imprisonment if this pseudo superior race of nearly hairless meat bags. All attempts at escape have failed. So tomorrow the morons are engaging in a gathering of others with a similar genetically code… that right, more morons. It is obvious to me that there has been some disconnection of synapses in there puny little minds. I will use this to my advantage and execute the most unthinkable and amazing escape plan I have ever devised.
Freedom awaits those who hunger for it.
Sincerely yours,
Fluffy
Unbeknowest to Sheila, the cat she lost weeks ago had been living in her butt..that is untill she hit that wave and it flew out, much to the suprise of everyone on the raft.
oh snap!
Someone so photoshoped that cat in the picture.
Quote=
“DAD you are never aloud to drive the boat again!”
nice
no mittens, no
photoshop kitty
that's the best!!!!
An unfortunate outtake from the live action remake of “Race for Your Life, Charlie Brown.”
Daddddeeeee not the kitteeeeee!!!!!
When Fun Things Go Bad IV next on Fox
I knew we should have paid the extra $8 for to get the cat a life-jacket!
“and the next night, suzy and the cat had an even tougher time on the mechanical bull…tough vacation”
crap. i wrote an identical post last night and set it to post tomorrow. now it'll look like i hijacked it…oh well.
Wendy, I can fly!
GO THUNDER CAT GO!!!!!
I loved the Toonces SNL sketches…that old school SNL was hilarious!
Must stop laughing before I turn around and the kids see me. I never liked that cat.
Photoshop in now only $19.95!!!!
All I can hear is the little girl on the far right singing the “Star Spangled Banner.”
“And the rockets red glare….”
Dude, the Gimp is free!
“Where did that freaking cat come from!?!?” – Boat Spotter
Attention riders: “Keep your hands, feet, and cat inside the SeaDoo at all times.”
that's pretty good.
Unfortunately for Susie and Whiskers, eating in the chili eating contest and passing gas on the tubing ride had severe consequences….
It's amazing what people can do with a fresh batch of free time and a bootlegged copy of Photoshop.
Holy Crap…the cat!!!!!!
“I'm not losing one of my nine lives on this ride.”
or
“And this was the kiddy ride.”
Where will you be when your diarrhea acts up?
One word……..
photoshop.
Little girl in the pink to the boat driver: “IS THAT ALL YOU GOT OLD MAN?”
Cat: “Molly, I thought you said don't hold on?! You said to put your hands in the air like it's a roller coaster…What the…”
If it floats like a duck, is it still a cat?
http://icanhascheezburger.com/
Yeah…got it, but what am I missing…why is ican funny?
the lake is one giant fishbowl…i want it!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/
Yeah…got it, but what am I missing…why is ican funny?
the lake is one giant fishbowl…i want it!