But I would have been the dad that said, “You know, this is so funny, I'm going to put it on YouTube for the whole world to laugh.”
Imagine when these girls are older and a friend pulls this video up. I definitely did some embarrassing things in my teen years, but at least none of it is on the internet.
i love the girl in the middle at 50 seconds…see her cut her eyes to see if the other girls are watching her flair for drama. oh mercy…and i think the drama is bad now with my 4 year old!
I am often reminded of how grateful I am that YouTube didn't exist when I was in middle school. Cause in 10 years, these girls will wish the internet was dead.
My favorite line was the $50 at the end. Oh. My. Hilarious.
I feel you pain, I have a five year old that can be a drama queen now, hopefully we can get through the pre-teen and teenage years without to much gray hair. Luckily like you I have a son that is all boy and that should keep the testosterone level some what balanced in the house. Though I do have to admit this is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.
SOOO praying I God gives me boys…Half the time I don't even want to be a girl. We're too dramatic and high-maintenance. I haven't even changed the way I put on makeup since I learned how because 2 second into a girly conversation about makeup, or hair, or shoes, I get extremely bored!
that is freaking sick. seriously. i think i'll forbid my 2 year old girl from ever watching american idol…or at least liking crappy pop music. i'm going to go vomit now.
WOW! Being raised by Pop culture is ugly and it causes the children raised on it to make really dramatic- I think I'm on an episode of Hanna Montana all the time- faces. Sad, freaky sad. God bless America.
The purpose of this email is to make certain accusations against the Chinese government and my cry for help. Thank you for your time and your help will be highly appreciated. http://shun-chuan.spaces.live.com (Windows Live Spaces) http://abn2739.blogspot.com (Blogger)
Are you aware that the news you are watching is interlaced with Communist China's propaganda,as Communist China maps a realm of news with innocent lives? Communist China is scheming a millennial terrorist activity by manipulating people's behaviors through “electromagnetic waves” to contain criticism and harm innocent human lives.
1. The anomaly in community traffic of cars and motorcycles and drag racing,and reckless honking by cars and motorcycles is exceeding an unprecedented level. 2. Communist China has the technology to scan the human brain waves through military satellite and to discern and decipher their thoughts,scheming to instill individual interference focusing on each individual in need using the satellite electromagnetic waves. 3. Deploying electromagnetic waves is poised to project onto the human brain with certain sounds for the perception of grossly traumatizing or startling pain,or deploying the broadcast of noise via electromagnetic waves in sleeping humans with edited clips of films or through voice or image signals onto our brains or besiege our sensory functions with fabricated audible and sensory illusions. 4. It manipulates one's moods,such as smiling,nervousness,disgust,panic,anger,sorrow,desires,appetite,and so forth. 5. It interferes the human brain's thinking capability,memory or linguistic capability,to name a few,causing spasms of muscles and fingers in the left and right hands,stinging aches throughout the body,coughing,yawning,trembling,involuntary blinking of the eye,runny nose and so forth. 6. Electromagnetic waves are deployed to hinder the motoring functions of the body and neck,disrupt the heartbeat or respiration,manipulate dizziness,deprive one's sleep,spasm,saliva gland,dental neural pain,etc. 7. Watch out that Communist China is infiltrating the news media by deploying electromagnetic waves to besiege the broadcast media,map out viral disillusion or erroneous perception,and investigate threats of brainwashing in viral spreading. 8. It further moved to deploy various symptoms in what one sees of media icons,gesture terms,adding a skewed interpretation to one's cognitive awareness,misleading an individual to hallucinate or suffer,such as the North Korean's rigid smile,which is a tactic Communist China often deploys to counter the people. 9. By observing the resolution accuracy of Communist China's sound and image (scenario) interference projected onto the human's brain,this can only be achieved with a certain level of frequencies at the source of interference,hence there is no doubt that it has to be the electromagnetic wave. Yet questions remain as to what range of frequencies the source of interference deploys,or what kind of electromagnetic waves insulation chamber would suffice to provide an insulation yield? Communist China might deploy specific metal alloys as small scale molecular antennas, which are attached to the human brain in large number,creating electromagnetic waves when the human brain is in function,where the current created by Communist China's electromagnetic interference would poise to amplify in a staggering number of multiplication,which Communist China can detect at all times to discern and muscles would excel the generation of electrode,which in turn create a corresponding electromagnetic wave within. 10. Some of Communist China's intimidation experiences in 2002:6.9 “Hey,are you tired of living?”6.14 “We had concocted the bombing incident at the U.S. embassy in Pakistan” “Jiang Zhemin ordered us to kill you,but without creating scenes”6.16 “The Pakistani civilian troops confessed that they had schemed the bombing of the U.S. embassy in Pakistan,which we had manipulated them to confess,so what are you going to do about it?”6.19 “Hey,why don't you just go ahead and commit suicide”"We are going to scheme murder using the public bus”6.20 “Commit suicide by burning charcoal,get it?”6.25 “Jiang Zhemin just does not like you,go hit your head against the wall”. 11. I reckon that there are victims abound out in the street,no less alarming than wars,and those not in the know or did not understand that Communist China's simple electromagnetic design could easily turn people against each other,create moving incidents,little lese to say mislead the youth to broach down the wrong path,suicidal prompting,design and fabrication of a host of society news (which Communication China refers to as movie making),as Communist China has had a decade long of the technology,and has long abused its technological advantages to scheme up design of abusing human lives by arranging fabricated news to poison and infiltrate the free world,manipulate and misguide the contents of the media,and deploy brainwashing and malicious spread of viruses,done with insinuation and riddles.The fact that Communist China's slaughtering the innocent had been the result of a high level of calculation,and a high level of rationalization,where the threats are in existence,and cannot be ignored of their detrimental severity. 12. Communist China often coerce people to watch news compiled by the reporter Lu Yuling of the cable news in order for them to be saved,but few are aware that Communist China had merely deploy the reporter to entrap many people. I do envision that those that turn to committing crime as framed by Communist China,the extra sufferings by the ordinary people,and the deaths of many innocent lives will not go unnoticed as hindered by a condoning attitude. 13. Nazi Hu Jintao, Jiang Zemin, Chinese Liberation Army, security police and armed police have committed suppression and massacre on their own civilians. Hu, Jiang and the other atrocious butchers owe these innocent civilians! More horrible and serious is that they are using mysterious killing technologies to cause harms to human brains around the world, making advantage of numerous international politicians and journalists to help them commit atrocities and beautify their actions, aiming to overturn and suppress those innocent people and cover up their terrorist acts and win fame by cheating the world. Securing in the knowledge that they have strong backing, these arrogant and shameless butchers have committed tortures and mass killing cruelly to those innocent ones around the world. Unfortunately, neither these politicians and nor journalists knowing what is what would dare to express their conscience. 14. The inhumane acts and atrocities committed by Nazi China are far more vicious than that of Nanjing massacre in China during WWII committed by Japanese army, as Chinese government is using mysterious technologies to commit massacres to masses of bare-handed civilians around the world as well as launch violence and terrorist activities to suppress these completely unarmed people’s freedom of speech. These demons, like Hu, Jinag and Chinese Liberation Army, despise the chastity, dignity and precious life of those innocent ones and suppress the emotions of their beloved. Meanwhile, relying on the condition that most of people in the world will not be able to witness their vicious acts of violence and behaviors they have committed unscrupulously and shamelessly, these Chinese Liberation Army enjoys using cruel ways to torture, massacre and trample on these innocent people, physically and mentally, in one free world. The arrogant Hu, Jiang and those jackals nurtured under such ferocious power treat themselves as the symbol of benevolence and hero, as they fail to learn their gutless and vicious acts to trample on those innocent people. If these demons, butchers and dregs of human, such as Hu, Jiang and Chinese Liberation Army who have become frenzied and conscienceless appeared in the site of Nanjing massacre in WWII, they definitely would be the leading roles to act atrocities! 15. We don’t want to see masses of innocent people to fall victim to the hell on earth built by red China where they will be susceptible to tortures and massacres for thousands of years. 16. Despite being even unable to fend for themselves in face of the high-tech detriments and attacks from China, we can not tolerate the fact that these politicians and journalists will become the accomplices to help China commit its terrorist acts and suppression on these innocent people in the current era or an unknown future. 17. In view of the notorious, vicious and sinister Hu, Jiang, Chinese Liberation Army with blood-stained hands, we just cast doubt over whether these greats of knowing what is what who have negotiated with these demons will show their conscience to save these innocent civilians or will act just for the sake of their profits, or are under the control of China. In this current drowned world, how will these innocent lives be treated in face of the atrocious acts committed by these diabolical figures, or when these innocent people will witness the practice of democracy in China? Will these phenomena turn out to be the joint efforts and endeavors achieved by China and those powerful figures in the world? Are we really dedicated to overturning such adversity? Our goal is to eliminate the vicious power one day with our strenuous efforts, and we absolutely will achieve it!
Chen,Shun-Chuan 2002.10.13* Republic of China (Taiwan)
That has to be the most ridiculous thing i've ever seen in my entire life. Haha. The fact that she was crying that long makes me pray against having daughters.
I love how the girl who is bursting in to tears pauses for a moment, looks to the side to make sure the others are watching her dramatics, then continues!
Yeah, this is why my teen doesn't really have a 'cliche' she fits in with. Currently she's trying to get out of going to a vampire romance themed slumber party.
Oh my… I need to start praying for boys. This was too much! I love the line, “How could they vote for that looser, he doesn't even shave!” Wow… Thanks for the morning laugh…
That's actually the funniest thing I have ever seen on a Youtube video. I liked the comment on “why'd they vote for David Cook? He doesn't even shave!” I would point out the Archuletta does not shave either, but that's due to something called puberty.
Growing up with 2 younger sisters I can soooooooooooo relate!! This cracked me up! I'm sharing on my blog as one of my favorites from the past month or so! Thanks for making me laugh!
RAIN IT DOWN
I would have been a bad dad…because I would have been sitting in there laughing at them.
omgosh that is HILARIOUS! haha.
Me too.
But I would have been the dad that said, “You know, this is so funny, I'm going to put it on YouTube for the whole world to laugh.”
Imagine when these girls are older and a friend pulls this video up. I definitely did some embarrassing things in my teen years, but at least none of it is on the internet.
and we all know that they'll watch the next season and be just as dissapointed!
haha i definitely posted this on saturday. so funny.
Oh my goodness…
I can't wait to adopt our daughter, but man…I love my 3 boys
i love the girl in the middle at 50 seconds…see her cut her eyes to see if the other girls are watching her flair for drama. oh mercy…and i think the drama is bad now with my 4 year old!
oh my gosh, that was almost to painful to watch… sometimes I am so glad God blessed me with one child… a boy… who is already married, yikes.
2:20 – “I bet fifty dollars on this thing… I don't even have fifty dollars!”
I almost fell in the floor when the girls said that.
I am often reminded of how grateful I am that YouTube didn't exist when I was in middle school. Cause in 10 years, these girls will wish the internet was dead.
My favorite line was the $50 at the end. Oh. My. Hilarious.
That is great! Thank God for boys (My son Asher keep us straight). I bet $50, I don't even have $50 – classic!
Love it…
That was my favorite thing ever. I was never quite that dramatic as a child.
oh…..my…..goodness! (i don't want to even think about my girls being that age
hahahahaa i busted out laughing… i knew that would happen.
Glad we got boys…my favorite part far and away was that Cook was a loser because he doesn't shave.
So that is who voted for Archuleta. Too funny.
That is honestly one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. Oh puberty and being a girl. Carlos, you are right, thank God you have Losiah.
How could the vote for that loser who doesn't shave?!?!
AWESOME!
By the way, everyone, David Cook's debut is on sale today.
This made my night, Los. Thanks for posting.
most of the time when I see girls crying I feel sad, but I have to admit that I could not stop laughing.
precious but a scary reality. thanks for sharing
Oh my.
Yes, thank God for the boys.
…i mean….uh….wow.
I was laughing so hard, my wife came in from the other room and, after a quick restart, she was laughin' too!
WOW!!!
Umm…
yeah.
*turns his head to toward the ground in shame*
I feel you pain, I have a five year old that can be a drama queen now, hopefully we can get through the pre-teen and teenage years without to much gray hair. Luckily like you I have a son that is all boy and that should keep the testosterone level some what balanced in the house. Though I do have to admit this is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.
Wow. Annoying! Ridiculous! They are going to HATE the internet right about the time someone is putting together their wedding video…
Call me a bad parent, but I would not have been that nice!!!!
this is hilarious.
funniest part.
1/2 the girls cried….the other 1/2 fake cried to fit in….PRICELESS
“why the heck did they vote for that loser. that loser that doesnt shave”
i love kids
Is that an ad for birth control?
I have three boys. We'll just spend a lot of time in the emergency room.
Think that is pretty good ad for birth control.
Good point.
SOOO praying I God gives me boys…Half the time I don't even want to be a girl. We're too dramatic and high-maintenance. I haven't even changed the way I put on makeup since I learned how because 2 second into a girly conversation about makeup, or hair, or shoes, I get extremely bored!
(Lord, please grant me boys!)
oh. my. insanity.
If my daughter does anything remotely close to this I'm gonna throw out the t.v.
That was too much for me. And I'm around ALOT of girls.
that is freaking sick. seriously. i think i'll forbid my 2 year old girl from ever watching american idol…or at least liking crappy pop music. i'm going to go vomit now.
NEW best thing about Germany= NO AMERICAN IDOL!!!
Oh. My. Word.
HAHAHAHA
This came at a great time for me. Just had very boy issue with my son last night, and I needed to see that to put it all in perspective.
Oh please Lord let this unborn baby in my womb be another BOY. I can only handle one girl. Please. Amen!
That was sick.
Maybe I don't want #2 to be a girl…
The good Lord knew what he was doing when he gave me two boys!!!
I grew up with 4 brothers and had helped raise 2 boys ,, thank you Jesus
WOW! Being raised by Pop culture is ugly and it causes the children raised on it to make really dramatic- I think I'm on an episode of Hanna Montana all the time- faces. Sad, freaky sad. God bless America.
The purpose of this email is to make certain accusations against the Chinese government and my cry for help. Thank you for your time and your help will be highly appreciated.
http://shun-chuan.spaces.live.com (Windows Live Spaces)
http://abn2739.blogspot.com (Blogger)
Are you aware that the news you are watching is interlaced with Communist China's propaganda,as Communist China maps a realm of news with innocent lives?
Communist China is scheming a millennial terrorist activity by manipulating people's behaviors through “electromagnetic waves” to contain criticism and harm innocent human lives.
1. The anomaly in community traffic of cars and motorcycles and drag racing,and reckless honking by cars and motorcycles is exceeding an unprecedented level.
2. Communist China has the technology to scan the human brain waves through military satellite and to discern and decipher their thoughts,scheming to instill individual interference focusing on each individual in need using the satellite electromagnetic waves.
3. Deploying electromagnetic waves is poised to project onto the human brain with certain sounds for the perception of grossly traumatizing or startling pain,or deploying the broadcast of noise via electromagnetic waves in sleeping humans with edited clips of films or through voice or image signals onto our brains or besiege our sensory functions with fabricated audible and sensory illusions.
4. It manipulates one's moods,such as smiling,nervousness,disgust,panic,anger,sorrow,desires,appetite,and so forth.
5. It interferes the human brain's thinking capability,memory or linguistic capability,to name a few,causing spasms of muscles and fingers in the left and right hands,stinging aches throughout the body,coughing,yawning,trembling,involuntary blinking of the eye,runny nose and so forth.
6. Electromagnetic waves are deployed to hinder the motoring functions of the body and neck,disrupt the heartbeat or respiration,manipulate dizziness,deprive one's sleep,spasm,saliva gland,dental neural pain,etc.
7. Watch out that Communist China is infiltrating the news media by deploying electromagnetic waves to besiege the broadcast media,map out viral disillusion or erroneous perception,and investigate threats of brainwashing in viral spreading.
8. It further moved to deploy various symptoms in what one sees of media icons,gesture terms,adding a skewed interpretation to one's cognitive awareness,misleading an individual to hallucinate or suffer,such as the North Korean's rigid smile,which is a tactic Communist China often deploys to counter the people.
9. By observing the resolution accuracy of Communist China's sound and image (scenario) interference projected onto the human's brain,this can only be achieved with a certain level of frequencies at the source of interference,hence there is no doubt that it has to be the electromagnetic wave. Yet questions remain as to what range of frequencies the source of interference deploys,or what kind of electromagnetic waves insulation chamber would suffice to provide an insulation yield? Communist China might deploy specific metal alloys as small scale molecular antennas, which are attached to the human brain in large number,creating electromagnetic waves when the human brain is in function,where the current created by Communist China's electromagnetic interference would poise to amplify in a staggering number of multiplication,which Communist China can detect at all times to discern and muscles would excel the generation of electrode,which in turn create a corresponding electromagnetic wave within.
10. Some of Communist China's intimidation experiences in 2002:6.9 “Hey,are you tired of living?”6.14 “We had concocted the bombing incident at the U.S. embassy in Pakistan” “Jiang Zhemin ordered us to kill you,but without creating scenes”6.16 “The Pakistani civilian troops confessed that they had schemed the bombing of the U.S. embassy in Pakistan,which we had manipulated them to confess,so what are you going to do about it?”6.19 “Hey,why don't you just go ahead and commit suicide”"We are going to scheme murder using the public bus”6.20 “Commit suicide by burning charcoal,get it?”6.25 “Jiang Zhemin just does not like you,go hit your head against the wall”.
11. I reckon that there are victims abound out in the street,no less alarming than wars,and those not in the know or did not understand that Communist China's simple electromagnetic design could easily turn people against each other,create moving incidents,little lese to say mislead the youth to broach down the wrong path,suicidal prompting,design and fabrication of a host of society news (which Communication China refers to as movie making),as Communist China has had a decade long of the technology,and has long abused its technological advantages to scheme up design of abusing human lives by arranging fabricated news to poison and infiltrate the free world,manipulate and misguide the contents of the media,and deploy brainwashing and malicious spread of viruses,done with insinuation and riddles.The fact that Communist China's slaughtering the innocent had been the result of a high level of calculation,and a high level of rationalization,where the threats are in existence,and cannot be ignored of their detrimental severity.
12. Communist China often coerce people to watch news compiled by the reporter Lu Yuling of the cable news in order for them to be saved,but few are aware that Communist China had merely deploy the reporter to entrap many people. I do envision that those that turn to committing crime as framed by Communist China,the extra sufferings by the ordinary people,and the deaths of many innocent lives will not go unnoticed as hindered by a condoning attitude.
13. Nazi Hu Jintao, Jiang Zemin, Chinese Liberation Army, security police and armed police have committed suppression and massacre on their own civilians. Hu, Jiang and the other atrocious butchers owe these innocent civilians! More horrible and serious is that they are using mysterious killing technologies to cause harms to human brains around the world, making advantage of numerous international politicians and journalists to help them commit atrocities and beautify their actions, aiming to overturn and suppress those innocent people and cover up their terrorist acts and win fame by cheating the world. Securing in the knowledge that they have strong backing, these arrogant and shameless butchers have committed tortures and mass killing cruelly to those innocent ones around the world. Unfortunately, neither these politicians and nor journalists knowing what is what would dare to express their conscience.
14. The inhumane acts and atrocities committed by Nazi China are far more vicious than that of Nanjing massacre in China during WWII committed by Japanese army, as Chinese government is using mysterious technologies to commit massacres to masses of bare-handed civilians around the world as well as launch violence and terrorist activities to suppress these completely unarmed people’s freedom of speech. These demons, like Hu, Jinag and Chinese Liberation Army, despise the chastity, dignity and precious life of those innocent ones and suppress the emotions of their beloved. Meanwhile, relying on the condition that most of people in the world will not be able to witness their vicious acts of violence and behaviors they have committed unscrupulously and shamelessly, these Chinese Liberation Army enjoys using cruel ways to torture, massacre and trample on these innocent people, physically and mentally, in one free world. The arrogant Hu, Jiang and those jackals nurtured under such ferocious power treat themselves as the symbol of benevolence and hero, as they fail to learn their gutless and vicious acts to trample on those innocent people. If these demons, butchers and dregs of human, such as Hu, Jiang and Chinese Liberation Army who have become frenzied and conscienceless appeared in the site of Nanjing massacre in WWII, they definitely would be the leading roles to act atrocities!
15. We don’t want to see masses of innocent people to fall victim to the hell on earth built by red China where they will be susceptible to tortures and massacres for thousands of years.
16. Despite being even unable to fend for themselves in face of the high-tech detriments and attacks from China, we can not tolerate the fact that these politicians and journalists will become the accomplices to help China commit its terrorist acts and suppression on these innocent people in the current era or an unknown future.
17. In view of the notorious, vicious and sinister Hu, Jiang, Chinese Liberation Army with blood-stained hands, we just cast doubt over whether these greats of knowing what is what who have negotiated with these demons will show their conscience to save these innocent civilians or will act just for the sake of their profits, or are under the control of China. In this current drowned world, how will these innocent lives be treated in face of the atrocious acts committed by these diabolical figures, or when these innocent people will witness the practice of democracy in China? Will these phenomena turn out to be the joint efforts and endeavors achieved by China and those powerful figures in the world? Are we really dedicated to overturning such adversity? Our goal is to eliminate the vicious power one day with our strenuous efforts, and we absolutely will achieve it!
Chen,Shun-Chuan 2002.10.13* Republic of China (Taiwan)
This is the best thing I have EVER seen. My wife had the same reaction.
dude, i just snorted i was laughing so hard….how funny.
Our teens will be hurting us. Love the older teen with “drama” on her shirt. This is truly drama…God, help us!!!!
Los–where do you come up with this stuff? (smirking) Wow! (laughing)
My stomach muscles hurt…
Those girls need to get out of the States and see the developing world.
thank you for giving me another reminder as to why i do NOT want to have children. that was nuts.
wow…that is intense.
if it's any consolation, my sister and I were NOT like that growing up…at all, lol.
My wife and i were talking last night about whether we wanted our first child to be a boy or girl. This definitely influenced the discussion.
Can't…….stop……laughing!!!!!
Yeah, I felt that way about Barry Manilow back in the day.
LORD HAVE MERCY!!!!!!
That has to be the most ridiculous thing i've ever seen in my entire life.
Haha.
The fact that she was crying that long makes me pray against having daughters.
'How can they vote for that loser who doesn't even shave!!'
HAHAHAHAHA…these girls are ridiculous…
I love how the girl who is bursting in to tears pauses for a moment, looks to the side to make sure the others are watching her dramatics, then continues!
Yeah, this is why my teen doesn't really have a 'cliche' she fits in with. Currently she's trying to get out of going to a vampire romance themed slumber party.
oh my gosh. ive never seen something this funny in my life. Love this.
Oh my… I need to start praying for boys. This was too much! I love the line, “How could they vote for that looser, he doesn't even shave!” Wow… Thanks for the morning laugh…
That's actually the funniest thing I have ever seen on a Youtube video. I liked the comment on “why'd they vote for David Cook? He doesn't even shave!” I would point out the Archuletta does not shave either, but that's due to something called puberty.
this is the funniest thing i”ve seen in a long time.
wow. just, wow.
wow. just, wow.
Growing up with 2 younger sisters I can soooooooooooo relate!!
This cracked me up!
I'm sharing on my blog as one of my favorites from the past month or so!
Thanks for making me laugh!
Has read with the pleasure, very interesting post, write still, good luck to you!