Caption Please

Posted on 23. Dec, 2008 by loswhit in Mid Afternoon Distraction

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Caption Please…

Los

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79 Responses to “Caption Please”

  1. Clayman 23 December 2008 at 2:08 pm #

    Ze new Franch mos – just cut a little low…

  2. Gareth 23 December 2008 at 2:08 pm #

    Year 2050: See kids your Dad can also be hip and happening.

  3. bRaD 23 December 2008 at 2:12 pm #

    As a child, Sam had a dream that some day all hair would come together from every body part, high or low, in the creation of something truly magnificent.

  4. alicia 23 December 2008 at 2:19 pm #

    Oh… wow… that frightens me on a whole new level.

    Forget a handlebar mustache – go for something really cool.. the handlebar nipple

    ewwww

  5. PastorT 23 December 2008 at 2:30 pm #

    From nose to nipple: I'm all MAN!!

  6. Kevin Bazal 23 December 2008 at 2:32 pm #

    It looks like his chest grew elves feet…

  7. shawnw 23 December 2008 at 2:36 pm #

    I bet his initials are JL.

  8. Lori Biddle 23 December 2008 at 2:57 pm #

    DISGUSTING! How is that for a caption!!

  9. Shelia 23 December 2008 at 3:06 pm #

    Ewwwww

  10. Lisa 23 December 2008 at 3:10 pm #

    Merry Christmas honey, feast your eyes on this. Next year I'm taking it Alllllll the way, if you know what I mean.

  11. Gary Durbin 23 December 2008 at 3:21 pm #

    The tire marks goattee

  12. Ethan 23 December 2008 at 3:41 pm #

    ummmm yeah I got nothing
    I am utterly speechless

    WOW

  13. josiahpotter 23 December 2008 at 3:42 pm #

    “By the power of NASCAR, I AM HEEEEEMAAAAAAAN!!!!!!”

  14. joymark 23 December 2008 at 3:47 pm #

    John Lee's violin impression didn't turn out so well.

  15. Clay 23 December 2008 at 3:58 pm #

    Jerome: “Lance, do you think anyone will notice?”
    Lance: “Oh no, baby, I don't think anyone will think a thing!”
    Jerome: “I'm just not ready for the inked commitment yet, but this is the first step.”
    Lance: “Show your love baby”

  16. amystorms 23 December 2008 at 4:00 pm #

    “At least I don't paint my nails.”

  17. eric d. 23 December 2008 at 4:04 pm #

    Some are born great. Others have greatness thrust upon them.

  18. Jason Harrison 23 December 2008 at 4:07 pm #

    He will be the talk of the trailer park at this years Christmas Party! He will also be the one that brings the Pabst Blue Ribbon, coincidence?

  19. DJ 23 December 2008 at 4:07 pm #

    It's a Festivus miracle!!!

  20. tonysteward 23 December 2008 at 4:07 pm #

    The redneck version of Prison Break failed in the first 5 mins…

  21. The Wingnut 23 December 2008 at 4:07 pm #

    HA!!!!!! You stole mine!

    wingnut

  22. Matt 23 December 2008 at 4:09 pm #

    He heard all the ladies really dig the handlebar mustache.

  23. allan branch 23 December 2008 at 4:11 pm #

    No big deal, I can do that down my back and chest, then have the meet under my armpits.

  24. Crystal Renaud 23 December 2008 at 4:11 pm #

    BLAKAHAHAHAHAHFKKAKL.

    that was vomiting. never do that again, Carlos. never.

  25. AdamF 23 December 2008 at 4:18 pm #

    Like you said, Los, “When I'm bored…”

  26. Bubba 23 December 2008 at 4:20 pm #

    The “Before” picture of that guy in the “tired of shaving” ad on facebook

  27. human3rror 23 December 2008 at 4:28 pm #

    your new look for 2009.

  28. Zach 23 December 2008 at 4:44 pm #

    I'm in ur room, shaving my chest hairs…

  29. mahawkins 23 December 2008 at 4:56 pm #

    for you baby i can be.

  30. PraiseChick 23 December 2008 at 5:33 pm #

    Fumanchu on steroids.

  31. Eric Kieb 23 December 2008 at 6:14 pm #

    gross!

  32. towncrier86 23 December 2008 at 6:16 pm #

    “You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!” (The chest hair around the nipples looked the Grinch's curved-up boots.)

  33. josiahpotter 23 December 2008 at 6:37 pm #

    nope…not a coincidence, however it will be a coincidence that his Tony Stewart Boxers match the TS Koozie he gets from his buddy who has the exact same hair/chest cut!

  34. Karen 23 December 2008 at 6:58 pm #

    I'm not only the Hair Club President, I'm also a client.

    ….

    Why you shouldn't take Procepia and Viagara at the same time.

  35. johnincolorado 23 December 2008 at 6:59 pm #

    can you imagine the pain and discomfort this guy went through to remove the hair or that he will grow through as it grows back? and all that just to get his picture of Rag Soul. amazing.

  36. Karen 23 December 2008 at 6:59 pm #

    “Do I have something in my nose?”

  37. BUSH 23 December 2008 at 7:03 pm #

    speechless…

  38. Johnny 23 December 2008 at 7:04 pm #

    The genie AND the BOTTLE?

  39. clowe 23 December 2008 at 7:28 pm #

    Why God, why?

  40. renee 23 December 2008 at 7:36 pm #

    this is absolutely fabulous

  41. Dave 23 December 2008 at 7:40 pm #

    Um…. you missed a spot

  42. Doug 23 December 2008 at 8:03 pm #

    Too much time on my hands……..

  43. Robbie 23 December 2008 at 8:07 pm #

    Razor art….

  44. Rit_a 23 December 2008 at 8:24 pm #

    Gosh, if he was trimming all that chest hair (and if his neck is that hairy in the front, you know the man had some chest hair) he could've at least trimmed his pits.

    GENTLEMEN: PIT HAIR IS GROSS!!

  45. bleedworship 23 December 2008 at 8:27 pm #

    You've all tried the GOAT-TEE… now try the latest craze in facial hair fashion… “The GOAT-TITEE”

  46. Jim Gray 23 December 2008 at 8:34 pm #

    Unemployed?

  47. Jim Gray 23 December 2008 at 8:34 pm #

    you need copyright that term.seal the deal baby!!

  48. Rob 23 December 2008 at 8:48 pm #

    I think I'll go with…

    Nice FU-MAN-BOOBS!!

  49. mandy 23 December 2008 at 9:03 pm #

    I got my wife a landing strip for Christmas….

  50. Rick 23 December 2008 at 9:10 pm #

    Just like dear old Mom.

  51. matt macdonald 23 December 2008 at 9:12 pm #

    i just threw up in my mouth…

  52. Jenni Clayville 23 December 2008 at 9:56 pm #

    i just puked all over the screen.

  53. portorikan 23 December 2008 at 10:01 pm #

    Wow, this is my favoritest photo ever.

  54. barnettblend 23 December 2008 at 10:16 pm #

    Hahahah… :)

  55. bryonm 23 December 2008 at 10:24 pm #

    still too young to shave…

  56. callmetravis 23 December 2008 at 10:35 pm #

    single.

  57. callmetravis 23 December 2008 at 10:36 pm #

    Los,
    Check these out…
    http://www.Oddee.com/item_96526.aspx

  58. mstake007 23 December 2008 at 11:59 pm #

    Brilliant!!!

  59. CaroleTurner 24 December 2008 at 12:00 am #

    When I lift my chin the hair hooks on my nipples make me perkier!

  60. Josh 24 December 2008 at 12:30 am #

    it's a giant wiener.

  61. brittany 24 December 2008 at 12:35 am #

    White trash?

  62. Doug 24 December 2008 at 1:09 am #

    It's the heavyweight champion of Gay Ultimate Fighting.

  63. Praying in Fort Walton Beach 24 December 2008 at 2:04 am #

    Ewwww.

    Actually looks like an alien with long ear hair which is actually this poor man's armpit hair. Thank goodness his nose hair is under control!

  64. Greg 24 December 2008 at 2:59 am #

    Seriously, you guys all realize that the hair is in the shape of a big schlong, right? I mean, seriously.

    But thanks for posting it dude… if there's one thing I was hoping for on this blog it was more pictures of things that look like packages. Well done.

  65. icy1 24 December 2008 at 5:28 am #

    The direct result of actually responding to the “increase your penis size” ads…. In French

  66. HaleYeah 24 December 2008 at 5:55 am #

    I think I could do that…hmm

  67. Nate Davis 24 December 2008 at 6:15 am #

    everyone has to awesome at something…he is awesome at hair growth

  68. mike 24 December 2008 at 6:49 am #

    Hey, Baby did I miss a spot?

  69. Dustin 24 December 2008 at 8:10 am #

    Probably the scariest thing about this picture is how that man looks so much like my brother. In fact, that's who I thought it was at first. Thankfully, however, it is not.

  70. beau 24 December 2008 at 8:23 am #

    No caption. Only searing, blinding envy . . .

  71. Elgin 24 December 2008 at 8:28 am #

    The new “mullet.”

  72. Robert 24 December 2008 at 4:25 pm #

    Looks a little week on his right side around his neck, some of us got it and some ain't!

  73. carolyn 24 December 2008 at 8:35 pm #

    whatever….
    can this replace skinny jeans?
    anything's better than skinny jeans.

    (i think i threw up a little)

  74. rob 24 December 2008 at 9:08 pm #

    Buford, suffering from an awful bout of penis-size inadequacy, couldn't afford the Monster Truck so he did the next best thing.

  75. justinthesouth 25 December 2008 at 5:51 am #

    Dude. No Dude. Dude. It grew like that. Dude. Dude for real.

  76. Tim 25 December 2008 at 8:46 am #

    That is the Unhappiest Trail I have ever seen

  77. Luke norris 25 December 2008 at 5:41 am #

    inverted happy trail!

  78. D-Train 27 December 2008 at 2:10 am #

    I'm the president of the J-Lo fan club!

  79. Larissa 30 December 2008 at 10:43 am #

    Don't neglect your body hair.

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