I almost fell out of my chair laughing. This mugshot was all over the news when it happened here in Ohio.
Although coming from NYC I have to say something like this didn't surprise me much.
After reading the original story, and trying to come up with an original "fake" caption, I offer this:
"Honest ossifer, I was just trying to help them make white Russians!"
A Chick-fil-A cow impersonator was arrested while trying to free the chickens awaiting their fate. He claimed to be a member of the chicken terrorist gang "We will, we will, cluck you!" Their purported goal is to topple the corrupt Western culture by removing the supply of chicken and thereby causing societal collapse due to excessive red meat consumption and the subsequent health problems overwhelming the already fragile economy.
RAIN IT DOWN
Chocolate Milk Fail.
Chick Fil A Cow Goes To The Dark Side
real bad case of mad church disease.
where’s anne when you need her?
You’re udder arrest!
chic fil a marketing nightmare……
bad case of mad church disease.
where's anne when you need her?
hahahahahhaha… “Chocolate Milk Fail” beats anything I can come up with. Shaun King’s latest post has me walking on egg shells with this one!!!
Moo Better Blues
Udderly scared straight.
Fulsom Prison Moos
Crappy milk comes from crappy cows.
this is my second fave. haha!
If happy cows come from california…
Ben thought it was a great idea. Rob the bank, then seamlessly disappear in the cow pasture a few yards away.
He is utterly serious…He didn't do it.
My brother from another … udder?
that's my fave. hahaha
Thank you Lori Jo!
I'm speechless….
but i did find this pic today and it reminded me of a cerain lightswitch you posted a picture of fairly recently….
http://www.lolpix.com/pictures/17/Funny_Pictures_...
A Leaked Photo from Robert Downey, Jr.'s next movie.
What happens in Vegas doesn't really stay in Vegas!
Udderly ridiculous.
I am soo not happy with you! I was thinking the same thing! Now off to find something else clever!
Officer I told him not to touch my teets
This one is funny! LOVE IT!
Eat mor (fryed) Chikin.
" I just had to break in the house after seeing that nobody left any milk out for Santa!"
you should see what Los is wearing.
Don't utter a word of this to your moomy son.
Stick ‘em up. I’ve got a 4-shooter and I know how to use it.
Baby cow Mamma Drama!
I have a wacky idea for this halloween, who's in?
Do you do background checks for your children's ministry?
How'd you find me in the middle of all those real cows?
Got Milk and Got Caught!
What a Moo moo
Udder Despair
Sour Milk
When Bessie Goes Bad
eat less chikin!
Hugh Heiffer goes to jail…
You have the right to remain silent. Any moos you "udder" can and will be used against you in a court of law.
I almost fell out of my chair laughing. This mugshot was all over the news when it happened here in Ohio.
Although coming from NYC I have to say something like this didn't surprise me much.
http://www.toledoonthemove.com/news/story.aspx?id...
After reading the original story, and trying to come up with an original "fake" caption, I offer this:
"Honest ossifer, I was just trying to help them make white Russians!"
Hustle and Moo
I have teets Greg, could you milk me?
Don't even TRY and grab any of my "goodies!"
Indecent exposure.
“I guess the 5th utter game wasn’t that good of an idea after all…”
Crazed Chick-fil-A employee incarcerated for inciting rampage on the Christmas Eve Nugget Trays!
I'l teach ya, but I'd have to charge.
I have that costume.
Moo Moo Buckeroo
"apparently playing the 'ol 5th utter trick wasn't a harmless prank after all…"
My milkshake is better than yours.
Arrested for indecent exposure.
A Chick-fil-A cow impersonator was arrested while trying to free the chickens awaiting their fate. He claimed to be a member of the chicken terrorist gang "We will, we will, cluck you!" Their purported goal is to topple the corrupt Western culture by removing the supply of chicken and thereby causing societal collapse due to excessive red meat consumption and the subsequent health problems overwhelming the already fragile economy.
It's not nice to point
This is what happens when you let a "bull" in a china shop?
Bad cows,bad cows, watcha gonna do when they come for you!
Hey! could somebody get my "eat more chikin'" sign…Thanks!
One of the Six Maids A Milking just took things a little too far.
That’s utterly sick….hee hee!!!
so im guessing mcdonalds ate to all the meat, and you got angry…
if i can't leave a hoof print, can i leave an udder print??
you have the right to remain bovine…
what the deuce? intensedebate ate my comment
eat mor chck'n or go to prison.
Your honor, these charges are udderly ridiculous!
Rapid expansion has clearly forced Chik-Fil-A to lower their hiring standards…
"Yea yea yea, I know….we all look the same to you crackers. Just take the d@#$ picture!"