In science news, the world's first siamese chair separation surgery was performed today at an Atlanta elementary school. Surgeons and janitors claim the operation was a complete success.
"We'll never get reimbursed for this chair with all the budget cuts. If we take the head off here, we can save the chair and not have to fill out any forms."
I was reaching for my pencil as it rolled behind my chair and this is how I ended up. Also, I wanted to get four people involved in getting me out of the situation when it probably only should take two.
RAIN IT DOWN
Easiest $13.57 I ever made, plus I got out of school for about two hours.
Fat boy in a little chair….
Anybody have some aspirin?!
At least I didn't lick the flagpole!
Giving a whole new meaning to the term "butt-munch".
The Fulton County School District: Where everyone is ready to lend a hand to your child's education.
Cesarean chair birth
"I told you my head wasn't that fat!"
Don't look at me like that. Just trying to remember what being birthed was like!
Oh he said to hide under the chair, my bad.
"WHAT??? Don't tell me you've never had your head stuck in a chair before…"
future chairman of Lehman Bros.
Look, President Bush, no child left behind!
This is the best! Hysterical.
"It's not my fault – there should be signs on chairs saying DO NOT INSERT HEAD. My parents should sue!"
LOL — no caption, but I sure hope he was the bully of the class
Look at dis neck brace my daddy done made fur me!
Bullies suck…
Does he really have a lollipop in his mouth?
In science news, the world's first siamese chair separation surgery was performed today at an Atlanta elementary school. Surgeons and janitors claim the operation was a complete success.
I triple dog dare ya!!!!
No way… I triple dog dare ya!
Beaver!!!
Stick your head in a chair and get a lolly!
yeah. it hurt. but I got a sucker. did you get a sucker? didn't think so.
IDIOT!!
Billy bet me $5 that my head wouldn't fit through. Who's the idiot now?!
Maybe they could pull his head out if he lost the sucker first.
"I'm sorry but we're going to have to amputate at the neck…"
Teach said no running in class – guess I should've listened.
This Halloween costume was way easier to get on!
Boys will be boys!
"We'll never get reimbursed for this chair with all the budget cuts. If we take the head off here, we can save the chair and not have to fill out any forms."
I was reaching for my pencil as it rolled behind my chair and this is how I ended up. Also, I wanted to get four people involved in getting me out of the situation when it probably only should take two.
It only took Billy a minute to realize why everyone wanted to be the matador, and no one wanted to be the bull.
This one is great
Holy cow, I think I just peed a little, I laughed so hard.
He's Nine, part 5
I'm sorry Mrs. Krabopple but this no longer qualifies as a "time out."
If this was at a school in North Georgia…
"Hey y'all, watch this!"
Reason #99 why a teacher should never leave the room.
This hacksaw won't cut the plastic. Brink me the Cutting Torch
I'll show you fetus…check this out!!
Best. Youth Game. Ever!!!
Its Johnny’s fault! He dared me to!
-cD
The Fulton County School District; where everyone is ready to lend a hand in your child’s education.
Giving whole new meaning to the term “butt-munch”.
I won’t let this experience go to my head. It needs to get smaller anyway!
Nothing could ever make Jimmy give up his tootsie pop.
Now son if you'd just let go of the lolly pop we can get you out of here…
uh…I stuck my head in a chair.
Teacher: "Who knew that girl would be so upset over losing at Musical Chairs!"
Best one so far!
Looks like the start of a bad joke: "How many teachers . . ."
Amazing…
I'm crazy chair man. Look at me. I have a chair coming out of my chest.
He said it smell like his fart
"I can't believe I was able to graduate from dental school online and never had to go to a single class!"
hahahahahahahaha…. (the sound he will hear in his dreams all the way through high school).
"Little Billy just had an appendectomy and kept trying to lick his cut but the doctor didn't have any of those plastic cones left, so…."
Million to one shot doc! Million to one!