I Want Mommy To Put Me To Sleep!!!
“I Want Mommy To Put Me To Sleep!!!”
“Mommy’s not here baby.”
“I Want Mommy To Put Me To Sleep!!!”
“Mommy’s not here baby.”
“I Want Mommy To Put Me To Sleep!!!”
“OK. You want Mommy? Hang on”
“Hahahahahahahaha. Your not mommy!!!”
(high pitched voice)”Yes I Aaaaaaam!!!”
“Daddy. You don’t have boobies or a wah wah”
“Um…um…goodnight…”
Walked downstairs to my wife opening the door coming in…
“Um…Um…I can explain.”
Los












Time to turn in the man card!
Yeah but what about the wah wah problem
let's not go there, not yet.
Hilarious…made my day!
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Thanks dude I just peed my self!!!
lmao
That made my morning! I bet you all could have the best reality tv show ever in your house!
mmmhmmm. that's Los' story and he's stickin' to it.
truth…he's actually been eyeing that purple jacket since Heather brought it home from the store.
as far as the scarf on the head………nope I got nuttin'.
Man, that is Hilarious
I laughed SO HARD when I read this post! Way to try to get the kiddies to bed!
You officially win Dad of the Month. I'll remind my hubby of this when our 3 year old has a freak-out.
Whatever it takes!
Not good… Not right…
Kidding, of course. A dad gots to do, what a dad gots to do!
Wow…
Kind of reminds me of that old show, "The Dinosaurs," don't know if that's the actual name. But anyways, the baby would hit people on the head with something and scream "not the mama."
Oooh, good show.
OH THANK HEAVENS! And here I was so worried that I was the only man without a wah wah.
peace|dewde
Hilarious…that is classic.
Love the hair..
I bet Heather never wears that purple jacket again.
my brother and i used to put on make-up. like make-up parties. he claims it is because he was being nice and playing with me — but i remember him initiating the "game" a few times.
I unsubscribed from you today
Dude, you are unbeweaveable. (Corny, but I couldn't resist.)
And at our house, that would be "ninnies" and a "hoo-hoo" that you are lacking.
My two-year-old saw this picture. "Who's that guy?? Is that Jesus?" I couldn't breathe for a few minutes from simultaneously laughing and feeling a bit sick.
Not sure which is more funny, the pic or the comment above me…Jesus? LMBO!
i've been married for 10 months now and have yet to find a Dunlop Crybaby. is there something i don't know?
Nice wig. I think you're ready for your very own wah-wah now.
and my dear, if you'd just put on one of her bras and stuff it with water balloons…you'd be a tad more believe-able…. maybe. hehe
love your fatherhood style!
Whew!! Thanks for clarifying….nice fathering style…..I however, am thankful God gave me a boy
Haha… I don't know what a wah wah is, but it sounds personal!
You rock – just wait until your daughters have you playing "pretty, pretty, princes!"
What a great DAD! Only a real man would reveal this!
You know. If you throw on some weight you could fix the boobies problem.
Ha!
ughh…it still does nothing for me. where'd he get the Millie Vanilli get up?
When my old pastor was a new dad his wife went out for a few hours and left him home alone for the first time with his 2-3 month old son… When she returned she found the father shirtless holding the nipple of the bottle up to his nipple while the son was screaming… I have never got that image out of my head.
HAHA! BTDT, however my hair is longer than my wife's so no Afghan needed
But for some reason, even though she doesn't sound like it, when I play Mommy, I have a Mrs. Doubtfire accent? HAHAHA.
haha thats awesome
LOL…I love your little storys! Fantastic!
um…uncle los,what's a wah wah? that's a good look for you…