I Want Mommy To Put Me To Sleep!!!

Posted on 07. Jan, 2009 by loswhit in Family

“I Want Mommy To Put Me To Sleep!!!”
“Mommy’s not here baby.”
“I Want Mommy To Put Me To Sleep!!!”
“Mommy’s not here baby.”
“I Want Mommy To Put Me To Sleep!!!”
“OK. You want Mommy? Hang on”

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“Hahahahahahahaha.  Your not mommy!!!”
(high pitched voice)”Yes I Aaaaaaam!!!”
“Daddy. You don’t have boobies or a wah wah”
“Um…um…goodnight…”
Walked downstairs to my wife opening the door coming in…
“Um…Um…I can explain.”
Los

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37 Responses to “I Want Mommy To Put Me To Sleep!!!”

  1. Aaron 8 January 2009 at 1:14 am #

    Time to turn in the man card!

  2. Andy Borgmann 8 January 2009 at 1:34 am #

    Yeah but what about the wah wah problem ;)

  3. Jon 8 January 2009 at 1:34 am #

    Hilarious…made my day!

  4. MICHAELMANASSEH 8 January 2009 at 2:36 am #

    HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
    Thanks dude I just peed my self!!!

    lmao

  5. JenniferGrififn 8 January 2009 at 2:59 am #

    That made my morning! I bet you all could have the best reality tv show ever in your house! :)

  6. Mishababy 8 January 2009 at 3:17 am #

    mmmhmmm. that's Los' story and he's stickin' to it.

    truth…he's actually been eyeing that purple jacket since Heather brought it home from the store.

    as far as the scarf on the head………nope I got nuttin'.

  7. Chris Stuckey 8 January 2009 at 3:32 am #

    Man, that is Hilarious

  8. Juli Manning 8 January 2009 at 4:13 am #

    I laughed SO HARD when I read this post! Way to try to get the kiddies to bed!

  9. Amanda_Sims 8 January 2009 at 4:16 am #

    You officially win Dad of the Month. I'll remind my hubby of this when our 3 year old has a freak-out.

  10. johnnysierra 8 January 2009 at 4:16 am #

    Whatever it takes!

  11. djbyron 8 January 2009 at 4:22 am #

    Not good… Not right…

    Kidding, of course. A dad gots to do, what a dad gots to do!

  12. Aaron 8 January 2009 at 4:25 am #

    Wow…

    Kind of reminds me of that old show, "The Dinosaurs," don't know if that's the actual name. But anyways, the baby would hit people on the head with something and scream "not the mama."

  13. dewde 8 January 2009 at 4:31 am #

    OH THANK HEAVENS! And here I was so worried that I was the only man without a wah wah.

    peace|dewde

  14. John Carroll 8 January 2009 at 4:32 am #

    Hilarious…that is classic.

  15. chackler 8 January 2009 at 5:03 am #

    Love the hair..

  16. april 8 January 2009 at 5:33 am #

    I bet Heather never wears that purple jacket again.

  17. Crystal Renaud 8 January 2009 at 6:09 am #

    my brother and i used to put on make-up. like make-up parties. he claims it is because he was being nice and playing with me — but i remember him initiating the "game" a few times.

  18. loswhit 8 January 2009 at 6:11 am #

    I unsubscribed from you today

  19. blair_andress 8 January 2009 at 7:18 am #

    Dude, you are unbeweaveable. (Corny, but I couldn't resist.)

    And at our house, that would be "ninnies" and a "hoo-hoo" that you are lacking.

  20. Kristi 8 January 2009 at 7:45 am #

    My two-year-old saw this picture. "Who's that guy?? Is that Jesus?" I couldn't breathe for a few minutes from simultaneously laughing and feeling a bit sick.

  21. Pastor_T 8 January 2009 at 8:39 am #

    Not sure which is more funny, the pic or the comment above me…Jesus? LMBO!

  22. Brian Reese 8 January 2009 at 9:11 am #

    i've been married for 10 months now and have yet to find a Dunlop Crybaby. is there something i don't know?

  23. Joni 8 January 2009 at 10:32 am #

    Nice wig. I think you're ready for your very own wah-wah now.

  24. Rhi J 8 January 2009 at 10:39 am #

    and my dear, if you'd just put on one of her bras and stuff it with water balloons…you'd be a tad more believe-able…. maybe. hehe
    love your fatherhood style!

  25. Matt 8 January 2009 at 11:36 am #

    Whew!! Thanks for clarifying….nice fathering style…..I however, am thankful God gave me a boy :)

  26. Jonathan 8 January 2009 at 11:52 am #

    Haha… I don't know what a wah wah is, but it sounds personal!

  27. Joe Wilson 8 January 2009 at 11:56 am #

    You rock – just wait until your daughters have you playing "pretty, pretty, princes!"

  28. Lindsey 8 January 2009 at 12:02 pm #

    What a great DAD! Only a real man would reveal this!

  29. st3v3n 8 January 2009 at 12:43 pm #

    You know. If you throw on some weight you could fix the boobies problem.

    Ha!

    • Beaconhillnw 31 January 2009 at 12:00 pm #

      ughh…it still does nothing for me. where'd he get the Millie Vanilli get up?

  30. Billy 8 January 2009 at 12:58 pm #

    When my old pastor was a new dad his wife went out for a few hours and left him home alone for the first time with his 2-3 month old son… When she returned she found the father shirtless holding the nipple of the bottle up to his nipple while the son was screaming… I have never got that image out of my head.

  31. Conner_Byrd 9 January 2009 at 4:42 am #

    HAHA! BTDT, however my hair is longer than my wife's so no Afghan needed :)
    But for some reason, even though she doesn't sound like it, when I play Mommy, I have a Mrs. Doubtfire accent? HAHAHA.

  32. Flesheater 9 January 2009 at 9:23 am #

    haha thats awesome

  33. James 16 January 2009 at 11:43 am #

    LOL…I love your little storys! Fantastic!

  34. Beaconhillnw 31 January 2009 at 12:00 pm #

    um…uncle los,what's a wah wah? that's a good look for you…

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