I Wish I Had Hair

Posted on 09. Apr, 2009 by loswhit in Authenticity


One thing I dislike about my physical appearance is that I no longer grow hair in the semi circle spot on the top of my dome.
Thus, the razor.
Luckily my head looks OK bald.
It’s just a pain that when I don’t shave my head for more than 4 days I suddenly add 15 years to my appearance.

What is the one physical feature you would like to change on your sexy body?
Los

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74 Responses to “I Wish I Had Hair”

  1. adam 9 April 2009 at 8:24 pm #

    i'd like to lose my layer of insulation :)

    • loswhit 9 April 2009 at 9:07 pm #

      How could you do that?

      • adam 10 April 2009 at 12:17 pm #

        eat better, run, bike. spend some time taking care of myself.

  2. Clayman 9 April 2009 at 8:27 pm #

    I want a new face. Mine hurts. (yeah, I know – it's killing you…)

  3. patricia 9 April 2009 at 8:28 pm #

    i wish i was a lil bit taller..i wish i was a baller.

    yeah. im 5'1. a few inches added vertically would've been good.

    • loswhit 9 April 2009 at 9:08 pm #

      You know that is now going to be stuck in my head all day? Right?

      • patricia 9 April 2009 at 9:26 pm #

        Hey, you , what's that sound?
        Everybody look what's going down
        Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?
        Everybody wants to get down like dat
        I wish, I wish, I wish…

        http://tinyurl.com/ypcpl2

        =) LOL!

  4. Kenyon 9 April 2009 at 12:29 pm #

    I enjoy having hair

    • loswhit 9 April 2009 at 9:10 pm #

      but what do you not enjoy having?

  5. Phillip Gibb 9 April 2009 at 8:29 pm #

    my darn hairy back

  6. BillyMcGuiness 9 April 2009 at 8:32 pm #

    I'm fat…
    and bald…. but bald by choice.
    I shave my head because I tend to sweat a lot…. again I'm fat.

  7. Phillip Gibb 9 April 2009 at 8:32 pm #

    oh and me watching you shave (and did you just shave your nose hairs?) is the highlight of my day, now I can sleep peacefully.

    ha ha

  8. ian 9 April 2009 at 8:35 pm #

    I wish I was about 3 inches taller, and that I could grow a nice full beard if I wanted to.

    • loswhit 9 April 2009 at 9:08 pm #

      What would you do with 3 inches?

      • ian 9 April 2009 at 9:12 pm #

        That's what she said.. uhhh, i mean..

        let's make 4. I'm 5'8" now, I'd like to be 6'2". then i'm taller than all the ladies I've ever been interested in. For once…

      • BillyMcGuiness 9 April 2009 at 9:19 pm #

        that's what she said…

  9. JakeSchwein 9 April 2009 at 8:39 pm #

    I want to lose my double chin. it isn't huge but i really don't like it

    • loswhit 9 April 2009 at 9:09 pm #

      Cant you just cut it off?

      • JakeSchwein 9 April 2009 at 9:15 pm #

        i wish…it would be a lot easier than losing it the right way!!

  10. Travis Bolton 9 April 2009 at 8:46 pm #

    Hey Los-
    I have had all sorts of different hair styles, a little boy side part, pony tail, dreads (yes I'm white, very white, i have been corrected of that style) mohawk, fauxhawk, and a while back when I started with NewSpring, I shaved my head bald. I gotta ask, how do you get it so smooth and sexy? I never quite mastered it.

    Oh, and I wish I could have bigger arms, yet to start my full sleeve ink because my arms are kinda scrawny, I need a bigger canvas.

    Great… now you have tricked me into admitting that it is time to get in the gym.

  11. EpicFaith 9 April 2009 at 8:47 pm #

    I also am BBC, Bald By Choice, so I shave every few days. What do you use for lotion on you head? It looks like you just put water. Ouch. A fellow BBC friend said to use cheep condition on the dome for example White Rain conditioner. Works for me.

    • loswhit 9 April 2009 at 9:10 pm #

      I use soap. Keeps it shiny. Never a knick.

  12. Shellie (baylormum) 9 April 2009 at 8:48 pm #

    I like the insulation comment. I have enough of that for a family of 4. :)

  13. loswhit 9 April 2009 at 9:08 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  14. Faye 9 April 2009 at 9:15 pm #

    If I were about 4 inches taller, I wouldn't have to lose weight….

  15. tam 9 April 2009 at 9:19 pm #

    just "one" physical feature change… you drive a hard bargain…

    noseteethmuffintop

  16. BillyMcGuiness 9 April 2009 at 9:22 pm #

    I do have the Grand Daddy of beards though. I should wear flannel and carry a dull axe everywhere…

  17. Les 9 April 2009 at 9:23 pm #

    ever tried headblade? used to use it. worked for me!

  18. Pastor_T 9 April 2009 at 9:26 pm #

    I have this massive growth above my waist, below my chest and I'm thinking surgery is the only answer. Well, that or get off my big butt and exercise. Decisions decisions!

  19. jeremyhaines 9 April 2009 at 9:30 pm #

    I with you…got to shave the dome to keep from looking like I'm 45. But I do get to collect hats ; ) Shaving is a pain the butt though.

  20. jeremyhaines 9 April 2009 at 9:30 pm #

    I'm with you…got to shave the dome to keep from looking like I'm 45. But I do get to collect hats ; ) Shaving is a pain the butt though.

  21. JulzB 9 April 2009 at 9:31 pm #

    I wish I had thick, non-frizzy hair like the women in shampoo commercials. Mine's thin and can't decide whether it wants to be curly or straight.

  22. loswhit 9 April 2009 at 9:32 pm #

    Dude. Your video the other day was hilarious.

    • Pastor_T 9 April 2009 at 10:06 pm #

      You better go get registered then!! You know Heather wants one! :-)

  23. loswhit 9 April 2009 at 9:32 pm #

    NOOOOO!!!!!!!

  24. ruthanne 9 April 2009 at 9:35 pm #

    i have weird little spots of hair at my hair line on my neck (am i describing this well…no) is it called the nape of your neck?? anyway just those spots don't grow like the rest of my hair – it's just short and curly and weird. i wish that would grow like the rest of my hair. i know it's kinda dumb but i still don't like it

    • loswhit 9 April 2009 at 9:43 pm #

      yea. I have those. gross.

  25. Kenyon 9 April 2009 at 9:41 pm #

    Yeah sorry 'bout not answering the question…when I was in college I got a real bad sunburn during a trip to FL. Well my skin has since broke out with these tiny bumps that look like warts. They are small, but noticable. I get self conscious about them. But it does help me relate like with your daughters execema. Kind of sucks but there are worse conditions.

  26. abby 9 April 2009 at 10:35 pm #

    Double chin. Ugh, it's awful.

  27. Travis Williams 9 April 2009 at 10:36 pm #

    I'd like to have straight hair. People with straight hair always seem to have the coolest hair styles. Matthew McConaughey can do curly hair all day long thought. Wait… What? Who said that?

  28. Chris 9 April 2009 at 10:52 pm #

    Ha i was waiting for someone to complain that everybody was being disrespectful to God by not liking our bodies… B. S.

  29. Chris 9 April 2009 at 10:52 pm #

    Ha i was waiting for someone to complain that everybody was being disrespectful to God by not liking our bodies… B. S.

    I would be a little bigger (muscle wise) cause dude earlier is right, you need a little canvas to get tatted up.

  30. Chris 9 April 2009 at 10:53 pm #

    that what i ment to say, my apologies

  31. nathan gaddis 9 April 2009 at 10:53 pm #

    same as you.

  32. Chris Sullivan 9 April 2009 at 11:01 pm #

    I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a…

  33. whittakerwoman 9 April 2009 at 11:12 pm #

    I have never seen you shave your head without being naked! :) H

  34. Adam 9 April 2009 at 11:32 pm #

    wish is wasn't so scrawny. My brother looks like he could be the Brawny Paper towel dude and then I am tall and skinny.

  35. Jim 10 April 2009 at 2:47 am #

    God cuts my hair

  36. kristicw 10 April 2009 at 2:58 am #

    I love looking pregnant…when I am pregnant. Three years after pushing the last one out – not so much. Just tonight, Jeri, the homeless lady who gets our cans for recycling money, pointed at my belly – "so you having another one?" "Nope, Miss Jeri, I just look like it." sigh

  37. David 10 April 2009 at 5:06 am #

    If I’m only allowed one thing, then it’s the padding…

  38. michael 10 April 2009 at 1:10 pm #

    I dont like being bald.. especially the jabs that are thrown at you… I would like to fire back with "how bout your nose" or ears or what ever, but won't.. had a guy tell me one time that his bald head was a solar panel for a sex machine, now I like that!!!

  39. Elgin 10 April 2009 at 2:31 pm #

    MY LOVE HANDLES!!!!! AH!!!!! I can't stand them.

  40. Elgin 10 April 2009 at 2:31 pm #

    but i'm losing weight to counteract. I've lost 22 pounds in the last 6 weeks. my total goal is 50.

  41. Nic 10 April 2009 at 5:26 pm #

    Definitely my Frieda uni-brow. It could eat children if I didn't keep it in check.

  42. Jim 11 April 2009 at 4:07 am #

    I'm 35 and almost as grey as anderson cooper. thanks family genes.

  43. Chelsea 11 April 2009 at 4:42 am #

    My derriere. I have a size 4 waist and a size 10 butt (or, as my sister likes to say, an LA waist with a Harlem butt. She's classy like that.).

  44. Andy Borgmann 15 April 2009 at 2:46 am #

    That's funny. I have said a bunch that I wish I didn't have hair. But until you go "naturally" bald, I don't like the shaving option either.

  45. KevinCecil 17 April 2009 at 6:51 am #

    My Moobs = man boobs

  46. Faith Dwight 17 April 2009 at 6:54 pm #

    I am a firm believer in the value of shaving your head completely when you start to go bald. Don't fight it; embrace it.

  47. Nichola 18 April 2009 at 7:14 am #

    I'd like to change my mouth – it always seems to get me in trouble!

  48. trae 19 April 2009 at 11:29 pm #

    gotta be the back hair. or…my height. i'd do shady things to gain 4 or 5 inches…

  49. Chris Horton 26 May 2009 at 3:39 pm #

    dude… i feel you on the hair thing! its nice to not have to worry about combing hair or investing in gel and shampoo but wow it would be nice to not get sunburned on top of my head in the summer!

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