Seriously, the sketch artist signed it!? How proud they must be to be able to draw on a 6th grade level. If that sketch leads to an arrest that’ll be amazing, that cat doesn’t look like a real person.
This guy is OBVIOUSLY trying to get in to the worship scene. You can't see in the sketch he's wearing a graphic T and skinny jeans… and some kind of nice shoe I can't afford to even know what to call them.
"…the suspect is 5'9", Caucasian, and goes by the name 'Wooly Willy'. He is reportedly very shaken up, according to a source, and so he may very likely look completely different…"
Read the article on this, and this is the shooting that happened by my house… looks like they think the suspect is a woman wearing a fake mustache and wig. What I don't get is why they wouldn't draw what they think she looks like w/out all this junk…
The backpack thrown over just one shoulder and the lack of time spent on the hair say "I'm too cool for school"… but the mustache says "Police Officer"
RAIN IT DOWN
Wanted: Dead or Alive or With A Hat.
dude that's not funny that's my uncle Chester!
Chester the Molester!
Hitler meets Macy Grey…
Yea I have been serial killing for 10 years now…
Is this what you looked like with hair?
'Bring Your Kid To Work Day' does not mean you actually have them do your work for you, no matter how great you think they are!
So this is why you keep your head so clean-shaven… Sweet pic. The APD is releasing all your dirty laundry.
gallagher: the pre male pattern balding days
How come somebody didn't tell me that my blowout kit had expired.
Pete Wilson before he gets ready for church.
More Cow Bell!
Wanted for killing little happy trees.
in other news, a local porcupine is wanted on 3 counts of assault with a deadly hair-do.
"With this crazy hair and fake mustache, you'll be so distracted that you'll never learn my true identity. MUHAHAHAHAHA!
The man in question wore a wig and a stick on plastic mustache.
*starts singing*
take on mmeeeeee
(take on me)
take meee ooonnnnnnnn!!
I'll be gonne!!
in a day or twwooo
Talking away
I don't know what I'm to say
so I'll say it anyway…
They got my 'stache all wrong.
I can has frizz ?
"he had big hair. no… bigger. no… little bigger. no… little bit bigger…just let me draw it."
That's classic!
Flowbee claims another victim.
"Police are looking for a man dressed as a porcupine, or a porcupine dressed as a man. Witnesses were unclear."
"I wasn't breaking in, I'm the chimney sweeper!"
You too can own a porcupine wig.
Watch it grow! Ch Ch Ch Chia!
Wanted: The illegitimate child of Geraldo and a porcupine.
Kind of like if David Crowder had a stache instead of a goatee….
LOL @ Ch Ch Ch Chia! (Reggie) Nice…
Searching for porcupine disguised as a man.
young comedian Gallagher gets his start by smashing watermelons
The Typical Outlaw: Crazy hair, Lopsided eyes, Mustache, and a Purse.
My new and improved flat iron works like a dream!
Seriously, the sketch artist signed it!? How proud they must be to be able to draw on a 6th grade level. If that sketch leads to an arrest that’ll be amazing, that cat doesn’t look like a real person.
Gallagher's New Do
PWA…HAHAHA…hahahaha…haaaaa…
Um about to be my facebook profile picture…wow…
Burt Reynolds rug rejection Take 1 =)
What Akin would have looked like if the whole baby/gay thing did not transpire… Daycare bus driver.
Yeah, that's him! That's the guy that tried to tap into our electric meter!
“He was carrying a watermelon and a sledgehammer, too.”
This guy is OBVIOUSLY trying to get in to the worship scene. You can't see in the sketch he's wearing a graphic T and skinny jeans… and some kind of nice shoe I can't afford to even know what to call them.
"I'm not just the president of the Bad Hair Club for Men, but I'm a member, too."
We now know why Carlos shaves his head.
wanted, for bad dancing, white male,110lbs, slender, mustache and porcupine style haircut
"I'm here for the Dragon Ball Z Convention."
"…the suspect is 5'9", Caucasian, and goes by the name 'Wooly Willy'. He is reportedly very shaken up, according to a source, and so he may very likely look completely different…"
Read the article on this, and this is the shooting that happened by my house… looks like they think the suspect is a woman wearing a fake mustache and wig. What I don't get is why they wouldn't draw what they think she looks like w/out all this junk…
Sad story though for reals.
"Yes officer, the 70's stole my lucky charms"
hahahahahahahaha……**breathe**…. hahahahahahaha… ok, well…………hahahahahahaha….oh my, that looks like Bruce Lee meets Macy Gray
love child of steve zahn and david arquette
i've been looking for my chia pet!!! so glad the police are looking for it too!
dad?!
Inventor of the original Koosh ball!
I could just hear the victim, "No..bigger hair…No, more hair….Nope….even more!!"
Dude, that was low.
Time Travel now thought possible.
It's the shoulder strap that really makes the look POP!
One day, Hitler ran into a hedgehog.
If I'm not mistaken, that's Dave Ferguson from Community Christian Church with a wig. Anyone know where Dave was a few days ago??
I've got no caption, just an observation.
It looks like Tim Stevens wearing a loofah.
Cable Man!
I like to stipple ceilings with my head!
Ray comfort in the morning??
The backpack thrown over just one shoulder and the lack of time spent on the hair say "I'm too cool for school"… but the mustache says "Police Officer"