Perfect Gift For Your Youth Pastor!!!
If you want to have the perfect goatee? See the GoateeSaver($20). You just chomp on this bit and then you can shave around it for perfect results every time. And you adjust three rollers’s width, flawlessly conforming to your face, and also to your notion of what a real goatee looks like.
You’re Welcome,
Los
so awesome.
Classic, i know a few worship leaders who could use it
looks like Hannibal Lector.
This is perfect!!
I need to make a soul patch saver.
You & Brody both seem to have too much time on your hands! If it wasn't sooo true, it wouldn't even be so funny! And I liked how the "hot chick" looked a lot like Heather (your Heather is much cuter, of course) and then at the end her name is Heather! Not in a million!
Thanks for prayer the other night. My daughter accepted a job yesterday & start Monday. She graduates Sat. Not a lot of time. But it's only an hour away from where she is now. Couldn't stay awake (glad you & others did), I tried. It was so close to my request, too! Again, thanks. Oh. And don't forget to take out the trash next week…….
this makes me sick! i'm sorry! sick sick sick! and completely supports my debate on how stupid people are! Carlos, all respect to you, not calling you stupid! just people in general. makes me sick!
Hate mail welcome. i know it's comin! lol
Prophetic Word = WE WILL SEE A PARADIGM SHIFT….
junk is whack-
My thoughts (for what they're worth)…Aaaaahhh yeaahhhhhhhhh. I have a goatee. I am a lead pastor not a youth pastor but I ain't buying one of them things. It looks like an electric razor that lost its head and is now being recycled. Hey, the greenies will like it! Can't say it enough: no way no how.
this is almost as awesome as that contraption I saw on Anne Jackson's blog that made it possible for girls to pee standing up without ruining their shoes
Since I don't have (and can't grow) a goatee, does this mean I'll be getting fired soon?
Awesome, but I was totally cracking up waiting for some disclaimer of this being real…why didn't i think of this I could be rich…
I want one, I am always complaining about goat mistakes.
As a youth pastor, I can't stop laughing! I would prefer a "chin-strap" saver!
LOL…play it back! Notice the girl as she walks off-screen at 0:59…she gets out of character before the camera finishes rolling!
Her look is priceless!
Love it….I totally needed that 7 years ago!!! Dang it where was the GoateeSaver then??
Ok..I refuse to admit if I have a goatee or not (sigh), but I did notice that last guy… the creator of the goatee pacifier….HE LOOKS LIKE THE GUY ON AMERICAN IDOL. Not the screaming Banchee…but the one with the glasses!!!!
You are the man for sharing this little nugget of gold!
Mildy scary…and our youth pastor only has a flavour saver…so this might be excessive
haha!!! when I saw your Twitter I knew it was going to be about a goatee!!
I'm trying to convince my hubby that this is essential!
I'm repulsed, and yet strangely attracted all at once…
As a youth pastor I say this……I MUST HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!
… do they make one for the "church planter with the soul patch" ?
Because shaving in a straight line is difficult…
Unless your youth pastor’s a girl!
AMEN!
You are officially my favorite commenter EVER.
Why, thank-you!
That. Is. Awesome.
Does it come with a guitar as well?
Ah, but the real question: does it have a built-in card reader that will play mp3 files by vibrating the mouthpiece?
Ha! it is perfect!!
for whatever reason those are very disturbing images.
and im not sure if its the perfectly trimmed goatee or the thing that allows you to have one. either way ive learned something new this morning. and im grateful. 
peace……mike.
Also comes with uber-sytlish off-center printed hoodie/T-shirt/short sleeve button up. Upgraded model has a jeep.
I was just sent this from my creative arts pastor… hilarious!
awesome
haha