When We Kiss, I Have An Urge To Oink

Posted on 04. Aug, 2009 by loswhit in Mid Afternoon Distraction

jd-bacon-flavored-lip-balm
Now you can make yourself taste like bacon. J&D’s Bacon Flavored Lip Balm($13/Pack of 4) for Bacon enthusiast!
Ingredients:
Active Ingredients: Octinoxate 7%, Oxybenzone 4% Other Ingredients: Petrolatum, Ozokerite, Beeswax, Mineral Oil, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil, Aloe Vera Oil, Vitamin E Acetate, Flavor, Sodium Saccharin, Ricinus Communis (Castor) Seed Oil, Phenyl Trimethicone.

If you could have lip balm that tasted like anything in the world…
What would it be?
Los

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37 Responses to “When We Kiss, I Have An Urge To Oink”

  1. lisa M Leeman 5 August 2009 at 3:48 am #

    No WAY. I still love the Dr Pepper flavor lip stuff from Bonne Bell. But… if I could make my own… an orange creamsicle.

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  2. @why_arizona 5 August 2009 at 3:48 am #

    dragons… or berries.

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    • dewde 5 August 2009 at 12:46 pm #

      +1 vote for dragon berries.

      peace | dewde

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  3. Anne Marie 4 August 2009 at 7:49 pm #

    Creme soda.

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  4. @pookielucas 5 August 2009 at 3:51 am #

    Cheesecake flavored lip balm. Yum!

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  5. Amanda Mae 4 August 2009 at 7:53 pm #

    Clove Cigarette flavor chapstick would be awesome. I would buy it.

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  6. klreed189 5 August 2009 at 4:02 am #

    Apples, at least that is what I remember of this hot girl I kissed in high school lips tasted like. That was a good memory

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  7. Sarah Montgomery 5 August 2009 at 4:05 am #

    amaretto sour… mmmmmmmmm…

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  8. dean 5 August 2009 at 4:12 am #

    either salsa or peppered beef jerky…

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  9. Annie_B 5 August 2009 at 4:13 am #

    Jalapenos.

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  10. @joshua_w_hunt 5 August 2009 at 4:28 am #

    i would want it to taste like anything from the menu at Lambert's…particularly the thrown rolls….or sweet tea.

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  11. @Anvarner 5 August 2009 at 4:38 am #

    mac n chz!!!!

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  12. Jim 5 August 2009 at 6:04 am #

    oh…man…i've been to lambert's in Missouri…love the rolls…

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  13. Kevin_Ring 5 August 2009 at 6:11 am #

    Not bacon. I threw up a little in my mouth when I read this… accidentally got some on my soul… now I have to take it to the dry-cleaners.

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  14. Sarah 5 August 2009 at 6:13 am #

    Definitely Dr. Pepper. Yum!!

    And oh… Lamberts, how I miss you!!!

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  15. dean 5 August 2009 at 6:38 am #

    did lamberts and it was awesome… but you'd be hard pressed to top Dillard House in north GA for sheer volume and quality of food…

    so dillard house flavored lip balm would rank right up there too…

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  16. James 5 August 2009 at 8:49 am #

    not bacon…

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  17. Tracy Kase 5 August 2009 at 12:01 pm #

    an in-n-out burger…? :)

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  18. BillyMcGuiness 5 August 2009 at 12:23 pm #

    Cherry… Cause I've Kissed a girl and Liked it!

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  19. Heidi Reed 5 August 2009 at 12:26 pm #

    cheesecake

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  20. Matt @TCoNP 5 August 2009 at 12:36 pm #

    I'd go with lemon flavor. Lemons are awesome.
    When we were little cub scouts on cold campouts, and our lips would get chapped, the dads really would use butter as chapstick, or failing that…bacon lard. Hey, it worked, and in most cases, we actually smelled better than before!

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  21. stephen stonestreet 5 August 2009 at 1:25 pm #

    freakin hilarious. where do you find this stuff?

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  22. - Sarah :-) 5 August 2009 at 2:53 pm #

    I would TOTALLY love Pepperoni Pizza lip balm!! However, I may eat my own lips, so I guess it could also be a bad thing…

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  23. zachpippin 5 August 2009 at 3:28 pm #

    hmmm, the one thing that should Not taste like bacon!

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  24. garyschic 5 August 2009 at 3:54 pm #

    I prefer no taste at all.

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  25. Lex 5 August 2009 at 4:25 pm #

    Eww. I like bacon, but eww. Does it make your lips feel greasy too? Eww.

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  26. Joey 5 August 2009 at 4:53 pm #

    Now I have seen everything…ha ha! How is it for the ol' ticker?

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  27. amy 5 August 2009 at 5:44 pm #

    honey suckles.

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  28. JakeSchwein 5 August 2009 at 6:38 pm #

    I don't even need to think about this….CILANTRO!!! For real folks…that is the taste of heaven…get ready…remember this post…100% prophetic

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  29. Fayola Shakes 5 August 2009 at 7:32 pm #

    Tiramisu.

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  30. Mikes 6 August 2009 at 12:24 am #

    Wouldn't that be yucky?

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  31. Marcus Williamson 6 August 2009 at 1:02 am #

    I love bacon. Actually I get picked on quite a bit here about it. Other that I would enjoy:

    BBQ Chicken

    Orange Fanta

    Sugar cookies

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  32. @thegreatrescue 6 August 2009 at 1:59 am #

    King Crab Legs

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  33. Lana 6 August 2009 at 2:13 am #

    Lemonade.

    Seriously, bacon? I just cannot even fathom that.

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  34. oheisner 6 August 2009 at 3:18 am #

    "Snickerdoodle" would be my choice.
    Bacon would be interesting…my hubby might like that!

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  35. Lon 7 August 2009 at 6:32 pm #

    mm.. bacon will do it for me… i thought of marketing a whole bacon line a decade ago… bacon gum, bacon perfume…so good.

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