With the economic downturn of the early 2000s, Spiderman found himself laid off and unhappy. His longtime addiction to food, once counteracted by the rigorous physical expenditures of being a superhero, finally got the best of him as he ballooned into an obese and unhappy version of his former self. It seems the recession has no respect for those who once served as our protectors, and now serve as a constant reminder that no one is immune.
Los, you’ve got this great website and following and I appreciate all that you have to say – however, I have to pause and ask myself, is this kind to this poor guy individually, and on a more global scale, is it how we want the Christian community to be perceived?
Try as he might, Barry Parker could never get out from under his brother’s shadow.
For all his strengths, Spidey's only known weakness is his own venom. Can you say Benadryl?
This is the result of Spider Man quiting his Subway diet. Help him Jared!!
Supersized Superhero.
So that is what Jack Black is up to these days.
If I could only reach my handle belt!!
Aunt Bea's cooking was just TOO good.
This guy nearly had everyone believing that he was Spiderman- – if he just could have gotten the mask right.
~NickShoe
Crime is down, I put on a few pounds while waiting for it to pick back up
Spiderman and the attack of the Moobies
With the economic downturn of the early 2000s, Spiderman found himself laid off and unhappy. His longtime addiction to food, once counteracted by the rigorous physical expenditures of being a superhero, finally got the best of him as he ballooned into an obese and unhappy version of his former self. It seems the recession has no respect for those who once served as our protectors, and now serve as a constant reminder that no one is immune.
Terry! (old youth pastor) Long time no see..
My Spidey sense tells me there is a roast beef sandwich in this vicinity!
Win
Spiderman at Middle age…
Will Work For Food. God Bless!
I thought I destroyed all those pics!!!!
After a long career as the web slinger a middle aged Peter Parker was also bitten by a tarantula.
Los, you’ve got this great website and following and I appreciate all that you have to say – however, I have to pause and ask myself, is this kind to this poor guy individually, and on a more global scale, is it how we want the Christian community to be perceived?
I have a feeling this guy wanted to be a spectacle and that is why he dawned the blue spandex.
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My webs are Phat yo!
Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spiderman.
I need more iron in my web.
There can be a real hero behind every masked man.
Charlotte’s gonna need a bigger web.
i'm too old for this crap…
Family Guy's Peter Griffin version of Spiderman. [insert peter's laugh]
I didn’t know Spiderman was in The Watchmen.
Amazing. I love it.
Amazing. I love it.
Also, what's the deal with his bag?
Somebody dug out an old Ed Stetzer Halloween picture…heh, not anymore.
Catalyst practice went well.
It was my understanding that my Spider Sense would've tingled as I ate trans fat…