Caption Please

Posted on 27. Sep, 2009 by loswhit in Mid Afternoon Distraction

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Caption Please…
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34 Responses to “Caption Please”

  1. Vince 27 September 2009 at 11:05 am #

    Try as he might, Barry Parker could never get out from under his brother’s shadow.

  2. Jay 27 September 2009 at 7:07 pm #

    For all his strengths, Spidey's only known weakness is his own venom. Can you say Benadryl?

  3. @pinktowerlady 27 September 2009 at 11:10 am #

    This is the result of Spider Man quiting his Subway diet. Help him Jared!!

  4. mandythompson 27 September 2009 at 11:10 am #

    Supersized Superhero.

  5. Kyle Reed 27 September 2009 at 11:13 am #

    So that is what Jack Black is up to these days.

  6. S.Wright 27 September 2009 at 11:17 am #

    If I could only reach my handle belt!!

  7. Amanda_Sims 27 September 2009 at 7:56 pm #

    Aunt Bea's cooking was just TOO good.

  8. NickShoe 27 September 2009 at 12:04 pm #

    This guy nearly had everyone believing that he was Spiderman- – if he just could have gotten the mask right.

    ~NickShoe

  9. @DaveAnthold 27 September 2009 at 8:19 pm #

    Crime is down, I put on a few pounds while waiting for it to pick back up

  10. Keith Barger 27 September 2009 at 8:37 pm #

    Spiderman and the attack of the Moobies

  11. Mark Blake 27 September 2009 at 12:58 pm #

    With the economic downturn of the early 2000s, Spiderman found himself laid off and unhappy. His longtime addiction to food, once counteracted by the rigorous physical expenditures of being a superhero, finally got the best of him as he ballooned into an obese and unhappy version of his former self. It seems the recession has no respect for those who once served as our protectors, and now serve as a constant reminder that no one is immune.

  12. wvpv 27 September 2009 at 12:59 pm #

    Terry! (old youth pastor) Long time no see..

  13. normtumlinson 27 September 2009 at 9:07 pm #

    My Spidey sense tells me there is a roast beef sandwich in this vicinity!

    • Bryan 28 September 2009 at 8:02 pm #

      Win

  14. Kate Auld 27 September 2009 at 1:27 pm #

    Spiderman at Middle age…

  15. Andrea Hardin Phifer 27 September 2009 at 9:31 pm #

    Will Work For Food. God Bless!

  16. Peter Parker 27 September 2009 at 9:35 pm #

    I thought I destroyed all those pics!!!!

  17. @JeffAbel 27 September 2009 at 9:50 pm #

    After a long career as the web slinger a middle aged Peter Parker was also bitten by a tarantula.

  18. Toby Schmidt 27 September 2009 at 2:56 pm #

    Los, you’ve got this great website and following and I appreciate all that you have to say – however, I have to pause and ask myself, is this kind to this poor guy individually, and on a more global scale, is it how we want the Christian community to be perceived?

    • JakeSchwein 27 September 2009 at 11:49 pm #

      I have a feeling this guy wanted to be a spectacle and that is why he dawned the blue spandex.

  19. simone j. 27 September 2009 at 11:02 pm #

    no comment

  20. Sam 27 September 2009 at 3:47 pm #

    My webs are Phat yo!

  21. JakeSchwein 27 September 2009 at 11:50 pm #

    Spiderman, Spiderman,
    Does whatever a spider can
    Spins a web, any size,
    Catches thieves just like flies
    Look Out!
    Here comes the Spiderman.

  22. travis 28 September 2009 at 12:28 am #

    I need more iron in my web.

  23. Dave © 28 September 2009 at 2:54 am #

    There can be a real hero behind every masked man.

  24. Stephen Parris 27 September 2009 at 7:16 pm #

    Charlotte’s gonna need a bigger web.

  25. Jim 28 September 2009 at 7:08 am #

    i'm too old for this crap…

  26. @mawill 28 September 2009 at 12:19 pm #

    Family Guy's Peter Griffin version of Spiderman. [insert peter's laugh]

  27. @rg21 28 September 2009 at 8:48 am #

    I didn’t know Spiderman was in The Watchmen.

  28. JRallis 28 September 2009 at 5:22 pm #

    Amazing. I love it.

  29. JRallis 28 September 2009 at 5:23 pm #

    Amazing. I love it.

    Also, what's the deal with his bag?

  30. stephenbateman 28 September 2009 at 11:24 pm #

    Somebody dug out an old Ed Stetzer Halloween picture…heh, not anymore.

  31. Tim Wilson 30 September 2009 at 8:56 am #

    Catalyst practice went well.

  32. Adam 5 October 2009 at 2:43 pm #

    It was my understanding that my Spider Sense would've tingled as I ate trans fat…

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