Sketchy Santa
Don’t know about you.
But this kid is in for some trouble.
All I remember about sitting on Santa’s lap at Northlake Mall was that his breath smelled like butt.
And in the Whittaker house…we may tell our kids he is real, but don’t want them to think it’s ok to sit on chubby old men’s laps.
Did you sit on Santa’s lap when you were a kid?
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[see more sketchy santa's here]
RAIN IT DOWN
Would you have them sit on a chubby old guy’s lap that didn’t have disguise on so you could identify him later? Me neither.
not even once.
and no. i was a strict lapless santa kid. Letters. Thats the way to go.
I sat on Santa’s lap – occasionally – but the letter was always written because while you could tell Santa’s helpers at the mall (because I was too smart of a kid to think that the real Santa had time to come) it was always best to go to the man himself… (Also my grandparents had some kind of “in” with Santa, where I’d get to ask for an extra Santa present through them, because apparently they would talk to Santa)
Will my kids sit on Santa’s lap? No… Sorry too freaky – I’ll promote letter writing or email or something… I just wish Norad would track santa using only radar and no fake animated videos – what kid is going to believe that? How are you supposed to explain why NORAD has fake Santa images?
Nope, there was not a chance that you could ever convince me to sit on his lap.
He freaked me out.
yeah but i bet you got on your knees rotflmao
Yah, I sat on his lap but just a few times… It didn’t take me long to figure out Santa wasn’t real. Thanks for that link to sketchy Santas! That just made my day!!
Oh! I forgot… I just heard a radio spot about the man who is the “Stone Mountain Santa” and has been for the past 20 years. He’s a Christian wrote a book called, “The Red Suit Diaries”. Have your kids been to see him?
Never believed in Santa. My parents were forthcoming in that. To this day my mom says she always told us he was a clown. We would go and sit on his lap though.
There were some laps to be sat. Though, looking back, it was kinda cool that a couple of the Santas actually grew real beards and they didn’t smell like “beef and cheese.”
nope. for some reason my parents never let me near one.
I actually have a picture of me in “santas” lap. I only realized a few years ago that santa had a beer in his hand. No joke.
hey i smoked crack with this santa,he stole my pipe and lighter