Comments on: Sketchy Santa

By: elmer wright

elmer wright — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 12:28:29 +0000

yeah but i bet you got on your knees rotflmao

By: elmer wright

elmer wright — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 12:21:54 +0000

hey i smoked crack with this santa,he stole my pipe and lighter

By: Robin

Robin — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 12:14:20 +0000

I actually have a picture of me in “santas” lap. I only realized a few years ago that santa had a beer in his hand. No joke.

By: Marcus Williamson

Marcus Williamson — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:57:09 +0000

nope. for some reason my parents never let me near one.

By: Erica V.

Erica V. — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:15:16 +0000

There were some laps to be sat. Though, looking back, it was kinda cool that a couple of the Santas actually grew real beards and they didn’t smell like “beef and cheese.”

By: Prudence

Prudence — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 03:25:32 +0000

Never believed in Santa. My parents were forthcoming in that. To this day my mom says she always told us he was a clown. We would go and sit on his lap though.

By: Jenn

Jenn — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 00:37:16 +0000

Oh! I forgot… I just heard a radio spot about the man who is the “Stone Mountain Santa” and has been for the past 20 years. He’s a Christian wrote a book called, “The Red Suit Diaries”. Have your kids been to see him?

By: Jenn

Jenn — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 00:34:50 +0000

Yah, I sat on his lap but just a few times… It didn’t take me long to figure out Santa wasn’t real. Thanks for that link to sketchy Santas! That just made my day!!

By: Dagny

Dagny — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:37:42 +0000

Nope, there was not a chance that you could ever convince me to sit on his lap.

He freaked me out.

By: Ally

Ally — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:27:58 +0000

I sat on Santa’s lap – occasionally – but the letter was always written because while you could tell Santa’s helpers at the mall (because I was too smart of a kid to think that the real Santa had time to come) it was always best to go to the man himself… (Also my grandparents had some kind of “in” with Santa, where I’d get to ask for an extra Santa present through them, because apparently they would talk to Santa)

Will my kids sit on Santa’s lap? No… Sorry too freaky – I’ll promote letter writing or email or something… I just wish Norad would track santa using only radar and no fake animated videos – what kid is going to believe that? How are you supposed to explain why NORAD has fake Santa images?