Oh, yeah. Exactly. A true “America’s Funniest Videos” moment. I’d just be taking bets on what he was going to break when he rebounds off the air mattresses.
not a caption, but man, does his bring back memories. i used to do this with friends in middle school but we would jump off the roof of his garage onto old musty mattresses. and it true wrestling fashion (or in “i hope my son doesn’t do this” fashion), one of us would lay on the top mattress as the “friend” would lay the smackdown on us with a few elbow or leg drops. good times.
Somewhere in the back of her mind Suzie knew she shouldn’t have left her husband to watch the kids. But he couldn’t get in too much trouble in one afternoon, right?
Didn’t we see this before?! Oh yeah . . . it was when Carlos was left home alone with the kids for 4 days. His kids were jumping off the stairs into the couch cushions. This guy was just trying to go one better!
RAIN IT DOWN
Battered sav!!! Re: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKFWE1xt_x0
This will not end well…
Oh, yeah. Exactly. A true “America’s Funniest Videos” moment. I’d just be taking bets on what he was going to break when he rebounds off the air mattresses.
Local man with great hair died today after consuming one too many (fill in the blank)…
I just got really tired of running down the narrow winding stairs to change out the laundry.
I like this one!
America’s Funniest Home Vides-Hope you videoed and not just took a pic!
“Hold my beer, and watch this…”
I always wondered what Michael W. Smith did between tours and when he is home alone.
Oh my goodness. Best. Caption. EVER.
Game over.
Oh crap.
I really should have shut the door to the laundry closet first.
Boredom; not a good thing to mix with air mattresses.
After a solid musical career, Eddie Vedder practices to enter a career in professional wrestling.
not a caption, but man, does his bring back memories. i used to do this with friends in middle school but we would jump off the roof of his garage onto old musty mattresses. and it true wrestling fashion (or in “i hope my son doesn’t do this” fashion), one of us would lay on the top mattress as the “friend” would lay the smackdown on us with a few elbow or leg drops. good times.
Medic!!!
Oh dear…
Crap, I left my t-shirt upstairs…
Haha. I like this one.
how to be an idiot in one easy try.
who puts an electrical panel in their living room? oh, yeah…let’s put it next to the green spiral staircase. that’ll look good.
Man dies in tragic stupidity accident.
Guy to Paramedic, “Well, it seemed like a a good idea at the time…”
Man becomes victim to own douchebaggery.
sarachi hot sauce (bottle on table) gives you wings! ( ….and consequently impares your ability to judge.)
i was wondering if i was the only one who noticed the sirachi sauce. delicious.
ooh, I have ADD and inflatable matresses, think of the fun we will have!
LA Paparazzi hints towards confirming the rumor that actor Brendan Frasier has secretly begun training for highly anticipated, George of the Jungle 2.
“i hope the second bounce isn’t as high”
Sriracha sauce gives you wings.
you can take away my life but you can’t take my freeeeeedooooom
Superman is Real!
Cat figurines mixed with hot sauce will make you do crazy things!
alabama summer olympics.. high dive, baby!
Somewhere in the back of her mind Suzie knew she shouldn’t have left her husband to watch the kids. But he couldn’t get in too much trouble in one afternoon, right?
Snuka off the top rope…
SUPPPPPERRRRRMAN
Stupid is as stupid does…
“I’m King of the Woooooorrrrrrrld!”
Ah, Bill Buckner. A classic. Now, up next on “This Week In Fail”…
Another night on tour with @loswhit!
trying new games for Sunday night’s youth meeting… It’s cool being a youth pastor – built in excuse for trying anything!
Jimmy “Super Fly” Snuka rides again!!!
What are the odds!? My parachute doesn’t open and I fall through an open skylight right onto a stack of matresses! God is SO GOOD!!”
Is that tobbasco sauce on the table?
Apparently drinking 1/2 a bottle of the Asian hot sauce causes you to take off your clothes and be stupid.
So glad I skipped my physics class for this!
“I hope she’s impressed by this”
See mom? This air mattress would totally protect me in case of an emergency.
John Mark McFlyin’
I wonder if Los remembered to put the caps back on the mattress valves…
It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt!
“fly like an eagle, to the sea, fly like an eagle, let my spirit carry me, I’m gonna fl–umph…………. ow.”
pop goes the weasel.
Gently used vacation rental home. Sleeps ten comfortably with air mattresses. Split level layout but move easily around the whole house.
Bachelor.
We hate to inform you that your son died because he was stupid.
funny
In a flash of lucidity, Gary realized the effects of that funky taste in the Rooster Hot Sauce…
Coming up next on 100 Ways to Die…
“Strategic Planning” -
I knew my wife would throw me off the landing when I suggested…
It’s never the fall that kills you.
I GOT DIBBS!!!!!
“I probably should have asked myself before now, but self, do you think this is a good idea?”
Single, party of one, Single…..your table is now ready.
I forgot to wear a mouthpiece…
Famous last words, “Hey Y’all. Watch this!”
or
You might be a redneck if…
Bubba thought that if he just practiced enough, he was sure to get the role of Tom Cruise’s stunt double in Mission Impossible Fifteen.
Tom severely underestimated how bad it would hurt to have the Asian hot sauce bottle jammed in his eye…
If I had only shaved my body and had a bald head like loswhit I’d totally be heading faster toward those mattresses.
whose idea was this? maybe I shouldn’t have had that last shot of patron.
Holy Sh**, this is gonna hurt.
– or –
Boooooooooiiiiiiiinnnnnggggggggg!
Sriracha hot sauce. It’ll mess you up.
Famous last words: “Dude, check this out!”
“Look Daddy…teacher says every time an idiot says, ‘Watch this…’ a chiropractor’s kid gets their college fund!”
What John Mark McMillan and Carlos Whittaker do on tour…coming to a city near you
Gerrronimoooooo!
Pop.
Just call me Captain Awesome and, as always, I’m bringing the hot sauce with me.
“To infinity and beyond…….!”
Fear is apparently not a factor.
Apparently neither is brain function.
That’s gonna leave a mark!
And the Darwin award goes to…
If you leave your hubby home to watch the kids while going out for starbucks with your bff…
Ask yourself…
Who’s watching him??
You might be a redneck if…..
Stupidity..
some people never lose it
Next Olympic sport — extreme mattress diving.
Women’s Retreat weekend!
Didn’t we see this before?! Oh yeah . . . it was when Carlos was left home alone with the kids for 4 days. His kids were jumping off the stairs into the couch cushions. This guy was just trying to go one better!
“But, the underwear was clean BEFORE I dove over the railing!”
Aflac!
“Oh no! I forgot to put that towel in the wash… must get there before spin cycle!!”
¨This is why im not married ¨