My Closet Admission…I’m A Closet…

Posted on 01. Feb, 2010 by loswhit in Mid Afternoon Distraction

I’m A Closet Magician…
I actually practice my tricks once a week or so and pull them out at parties.

What’s something only your offline friends and family know about that we should know too?
Los

55 Responses to “My Closet Admission…I’m A Closet…”

  1. @wayne_cobain 1 February 2010 at 1:29 pm #

    I have more shoes than the 4 women in my house…combined.

    • Los 1 February 2010 at 2:09 pm #

      nice

  2. AliciaMc 1 February 2010 at 1:33 pm #

    …I’m a closet musician…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ayJDskW3Dg

    (I’m the one with the guitar)

    • Ronni 1 February 2010 at 10:26 pm #

      *applause* That was really good!

  3. loswhit 1 February 2010 at 1:35 pm #

    Now were talking.

  4. Erik w/a k Williams 1 February 2010 at 1:38 pm #

    Man, I’m such an open book. Maybe a closet Glee fan? Haha. Shhhh

    • los 1 February 2010 at 2:06 pm #

      GLEEEEEEE

  5. Los 1 February 2010 at 2:07 pm #

    GLEEEEEEEE

  6. theasaff 1 February 2010 at 2:22 pm #

    I’m a closet… Teeny.

    I still listen to all of my *N SYNC, Britney, Christina, and Justin albums from the late 90s and early 00s. And I’ve actually replaced three *N SYNC albums in the last few months because I’d lost my original copies.

    Oh the shame!

    But hey, sometimes you just need goofy teeny music to put you in a better mood! :D

    • AliciaMc 1 February 2010 at 8:23 pm #

      I love this, if only because I most definitely identify with you!

  7. michael 1 February 2010 at 2:32 pm #

    I took ballroom dance lessons for about a year..

    • eric 1 February 2010 at 8:51 pm #

      yeah ya did! and there’s an iphone out there that proves you can drop it like it’s hot too…

      • michael 2 February 2010 at 5:56 am #

        Can someone interpet this reply?

  8. Jenn 1 February 2010 at 2:39 pm #

    I teach a “kick butt”, cardio kick box class every Wednesday morning at the gym. It’s the kind of class that new people to fitness have to leave half way through or they’ll die ;)

    • Sara 2 February 2010 at 4:47 pm #

      Awesome! I’ll take you class!

  9. Albert 1 February 2010 at 2:44 pm #

    I’m a closet movie soundtrack listener. I just love that stuff.

    Actually, I don’t even think any of my friends/family knows about this…

    Bravo Ragamuffin Soul. :-)

  10. Haleigh 1 February 2010 at 3:27 pm #

    I am a closet The Sims3 gamer…

    • joy renée 1 February 2010 at 8:59 pm #

      omg, omg! (ha)
      i play sims all. the. time. unless i’m being good and i’ve hidden it from myself.

      i’m still crossing my fingers hubby will let me get 3, but for now i still play sims 2 apartment whatever.

      confession is so good for the soul! :)

  11. Joseph Louthan 1 February 2010 at 3:40 pm #

    I am a closet Jehovah’s Witness (per my brother), in that, I don’t celebrate any holidays, birthdays or anniversaries.

    The only reason why I celebrate those days is because of other people. If on my own, it would be just another day.

  12. Russell 1 February 2010 at 4:45 pm #

    I am the least qualified person for my job. But Got put me here so I’ll learn as I go. It really is fantastic.

  13. Taryn 1 February 2010 at 4:47 pm #

    I’m a closet photographer. Mainly do it in my free time (mainly summers now), but would love to one day go professional if able to.

  14. patricia 1 February 2010 at 5:35 pm #

    im a closet… singer.

    im tonedeaf so none of my family and friends allow me to sing around them.

    so i sing in my closet. in my bathroom. on the throne.

    LOL!

  15. ryan guard 1 February 2010 at 8:24 pm #

    I can blow bubbles and I can tell you what phone number you dialed if I can hear the button tones. Three years of working on the phone and I’ve got those notes memorized.

    • Sara 2 February 2010 at 4:49 pm #

      Wooow cool!

  16. Rebekah 1 February 2010 at 8:38 pm #

    I can make my voice sound like a car alarm. High and low frequency. Kids live it. It’s fun if you’re in a mall parking lot.

  17. Steph! 1 February 2010 at 8:39 pm #

    …retainer wearer. EVERY night, without fail, I pop those bad boys in, looking mighty fugly in the process.

  18. Denny Weinman 1 February 2010 at 8:53 pm #

    Im a closet singer, graphic artist/regular artist, experimentl chef, adrenaline seeker, introvert.

  19. joy renée 1 February 2010 at 9:04 pm #

    i’m not really sure that i have any hidden talents… just normal, out in the open ones…

    i can’t even curl my tongue.

  20. Janaki 1 February 2010 at 9:39 pm #

    I’m a GREAT cook. No one knows but my husband, roommates and a few special friends.

  21. Jordan 1 February 2010 at 10:03 pm #

    i performed in the plays/ musicals at my high school. jud fry in oklahoma! and tybalt in romeo and juliet.

  22. Jeremy 1 February 2010 at 10:12 pm #

    Ok you ready….. I got two, and these are only known by my closest friends…. I am a closet MUPPET fan and DISNEY fan. Ok not a big deal now that I type it!!! LOL

    • Sara 2 February 2010 at 4:50 pm #

      I love the Muppets!

      • Jeremy 3 February 2010 at 7:29 pm #

        WHEW at least I am not the only one. I even listen to a Muppet podcast… OK may that was telling too much!

  23. Ronni 1 February 2010 at 10:31 pm #

    dancer… I actually took dance classes for years and I can really move but since cancer/steroids/weight gain… I don’t do it in public… something about a woman my size busting a move that well… I won’t inflict that on anyone… LOL!

  24. Christopher 2 February 2010 at 3:23 am #

    I have a degree from the French Culinary Institute in Pastry Arts.

    • Jessi 2 February 2010 at 10:02 am #

      Wow, that is so cool! It’s always been my dream to be a pastry chef. I actually got accepted to a culinary school in Rhode Island when I first graduated high school, but it seemed too far away from home at the time.

  25. Tina 2 February 2010 at 4:19 am #

    I have 2 confession’s. First, I am a huge Garth Brooks fan. Only my fam knows. Second, Hannah Montana, Zach & Cody, Wizards of Waverly, icarly, I am a big fan of them. I love to snuggle on the couch by myself and watch all those tween shows. And I’m almost 30 yrs old. UUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH, Feels so good to get that off my chest.

  26. Tweena 2 February 2010 at 4:45 am #

    I stick a needle in my stomache 4-5 times a day…Don’t be scared! :) Stupid Diabetes.

    • Sara 2 February 2010 at 4:51 pm #

      I have a friend that’s diabetic…

  27. Chris 2 February 2010 at 6:36 am #

    I’m a closet whistler… I would love to be in a blues band and just do whistle solos lol…

    • Erica 2 February 2010 at 7:04 am #

      that’s awesome.

  28. Erica 2 February 2010 at 7:07 am #

    I’d say… become my offline friend and you’ll find out what my offline friends know ;)

  29. Dave © 2 February 2010 at 7:30 am #

    Hey, um, Los? Not to burst your bubble or anything but we all know you practice your tricks, including that on-stage eyebrow raise!

    OK, maybe not that one.

    But don’t worry. You’re secret is safe with us! We love you just the same!!!

    We can all imagine you in front of a hallway mirror (or photo booth) when Heather walks around the corner and busts out laughin’ until you plead her to watch it from the beginning.

    As for me, I’m a closet gray-hair picker. I can’t keep up with all the grays on my head and, at this rate, will most likely be completely gray by 40ish.

  30. Zack 2 February 2010 at 9:28 am #

    I’m a closet sneaker head.

    You’d never know it by looking at what I wear on a daily basis, mostly because I just can’t bring myself to spend the money now that I have a family and a better understanding of the suffering in the world.

    But I still go into the athletic shoe stores almost every time I’m in the mall, just to see what’s new or newly re-released.

    I’d rock Jordans to work if I had some…

  31. Jessi 2 February 2010 at 10:11 am #

    I love doing impersonations, especially of people with different accents and singers (Miley Cyrus is top on the list). I often dream of being like Kristen Wiig from SNL.

  32. Shellie (baylormum) 2 February 2010 at 10:31 am #

    I can piano & guitar. But, haven’t even picked up the guitar in 5 years. And I moved both anyway! The piano stayed in our house in TX. Being babysat by renter.

  33. Kelps 2 February 2010 at 10:48 am #

    I’m a closet palm reader.

    It’s a great party trick.

  34. Tom 2 February 2010 at 11:56 am #

    I’m a Closet Singer…

  35. Henry Zonio 2 February 2010 at 3:08 pm #

    Oh how I miss practicing card magic… I really need to get back to it.

  36. Kamrie 2 February 2010 at 3:19 pm #

    I love to cook and while I cook I belt out the latest songs I am obsessed with.

  37. Sara 2 February 2010 at 4:53 pm #

    I crochet. :)

  38. Samantha 2 February 2010 at 7:38 pm #

    Well, I’m not sure this is the post to introduce myself with, but I guess one thing you would only know if you met me offline- I just can’t get rid of my VHS’s.

    It drives my husband crazy- but I just don’t have Anne of Green Gables on DVD yet!

  39. Matt 4 February 2010 at 1:39 pm #

    um…. When Hanson first came out, I bought the cd. I still like MMMBop, and I even know what MMMbop means. I’m a 27 year old man with a kid. Don’t tell my son!

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