Keep The Glasses Or Go With Something Else?

Posted on 01. Mar, 2010 by loswhit in Mid Afternoon Distraction

I don’t wear sunglasses.  Never have.  And the only time I have it is usually a 3 hour or so relationship because I lose those things like I lose hair on top of my head. Well my boy Brewster was wearing these shades the other day and they looked pretty dope on him. So I asked if I could sport them for a few and he ended up giving them to me.
I’ll be the first to admit…I have no guidence when it comes to sunglasses style. My chubby face and large forhead do not do wonders for sunglasses and I.
So I’m asking you…
Keep the glasses or go with something else?

Photo on 2010-03-01 at 14.49
[my best attempt at an angled smooch flirt lip face that all the Christian chicas are doing lately]

Be honest. It’s only my face we’re talking about here…
Los

58 Responses to “Keep The Glasses Or Go With Something Else?”

  1. Becky 1 March 2010 at 12:01 pm #

    Keep the glasses!

  2. Kyle Reed 1 March 2010 at 12:02 pm #

    Those are money…seems like Brewster is hooking you up, first the shoes now the shades, just part of being an integrity label artist.

  3. Matt Parsons 1 March 2010 at 12:03 pm #

    Keep ‘em!

  4. Liz 1 March 2010 at 12:03 pm #

    Keep the glasses, but please don’t make that face again.

  5. Keith Barger 1 March 2010 at 12:04 pm #

    I like ‘em. But I feel like there should be some gold somewhere. Lenses, frames, something.

  6. Seth 1 March 2010 at 12:04 pm #

    Keep

  7. haemin 1 March 2010 at 12:05 pm #

    they’re alright, but i can better picture you in classic, metal rim aviators. or something more rectangular (like your regular glasses). and i think the flirty smooch thing you’re referring to is “duckface.”

    see here: http://antiduckface.com/

    • Kirk 2 March 2010 at 3:30 pm #

      I’ll just slip in an I agree with Haemin here… they’re not bad, but they aren’t great either.

  8. Josh 1 March 2010 at 12:08 pm #

    You could give them to me if you’re unsure about the look. :)

    I think they’re pretty sweet. What brand?

  9. mandythompson 1 March 2010 at 12:11 pm #

    They work, but I’m with Haemin – aviators…

  10. Matt 1 March 2010 at 12:12 pm #

    my gosh! Lenny Kravitz shaved his head!

    • Andrea Phifer 1 March 2010 at 2:29 pm #

      I totally thought this, too!

      • meredith sterk 2 March 2010 at 7:58 am #

        ditto! & antiduckface.com = funny

  11. Joel 1 March 2010 at 12:13 pm #

    Can anyone say “Isaac Hayes?”

  12. cshell 1 March 2010 at 12:22 pm #

    ehhh, not that impressed. Give em back :)

  13. bryonm 1 March 2010 at 12:29 pm #

    They look good but need something to bring your ensemble together.

    Hmmmm.

    An AK47 should do.

  14. Jessica(nu2htown) 1 March 2010 at 12:36 pm #

    Lol “angled smooch flirt lip face”.

    Agree, you need aviator.

    I don’t ever buy expensive sunglasses for that same reason. I have a Texas sized purse, you know how that goes.

  15. Lisa 1 March 2010 at 12:49 pm #

    Aviator!

  16. matt holland 1 March 2010 at 12:55 pm #

    keep ‘em. rock em hard.

  17. Kamrie Reed 1 March 2010 at 1:03 pm #

    Keep them and definately keep the facial expression

  18. Michael 1 March 2010 at 1:23 pm #

    nice…keep’em…

  19. Corey Miller 1 March 2010 at 1:23 pm #

    the unabomber sure thought they were a good idea….

  20. Thee Palmero 1 March 2010 at 1:28 pm #

    Keep ‘em. Reminds me of Lenny Kravitz… only tougher. If you guys fought each other and were both wearing those glasses, I feel like you would win.

  21. Angie 1 March 2010 at 1:50 pm #

    Totally a bald Lenny Kravitz! Love it!

  22. michael 1 March 2010 at 2:25 pm #

    Lose these. Maybe try some welding goggles.

  23. deb 1 March 2010 at 2:26 pm #

    i felt too intimidated to comment – it looked like you were trying to kiss me and I’m not that kind of girl

  24. not casey darnell 1 March 2010 at 3:10 pm #

    #insecurebloggerfishingforcompliments ;)

    • loswhit 1 March 2010 at 4:42 pm #

      Better yet, insecure commentor who validates his own insecurity by these futile attempts at stabs. But you are right. I am insecure. But not about these glasses. They are the jam.

      • Rich Stephens 1 March 2010 at 5:19 pm #

        Well…to be fair…he DID do a “wink” icon – it’s clear he wasn’t trying to be vicious – although doing it anonymously wasn’t the brightest idea. If I’m gonna rag ya, I’m gonna do it in broad daylight!

      • jay 1 March 2010 at 6:38 pm #

        hahaha… point goes to everybody.

        • this is casey darnell 1 March 2010 at 6:44 pm #

          hahaha i wasnt anonymous!!! i put “not casey darnell” cause i thought it was hilarious that it is clearly me saying that. as a JOKE! not even raggin. chalk up another victim of toneless text.
          anytime me and the dudes are asking how something looks… we do the fishing pole motion and laugh… cause were just like girls and we think its funny. pay more attention to the smiley face.
          I love the friggin glasses. i’m the dude that tweeted a pic of my new converse…. cause there so ghetto.

  25. Jenn 1 March 2010 at 3:44 pm #

    Keep!

  26. Heather EV 1 March 2010 at 3:52 pm #

    Don’t like ‘em…sorry…but I have no other suggestion because I’m as sunglass challened as you :)

  27. Matt Brown 1 March 2010 at 3:56 pm #

    No.

  28. Emily 1 March 2010 at 4:41 pm #

    Not bad, but as a rule I would not take eyewear advice from Brewster. His last pair of glasses I saw on him made him look like Inmate #42765J6.

    • Brandi 2 March 2010 at 1:26 pm #

      this just became my favorite ragamuffin faux pas to date!!! hahahaha :)

      • Brandi 2 March 2010 at 1:26 pm #

        and clearly that was supposed to be up there with the “not casey darnell’ goof up. :)

  29. Dan 1 March 2010 at 4:45 pm #

    Dude, they make you kind of look like some mean-looking-fly-with-a-beard…but I say that in the nicest possible way :)

  30. Shellie (baylormum) 1 March 2010 at 5:00 pm #

    They are too big on your face/head. Something a little more “dashing”.

  31. shan 1 March 2010 at 5:05 pm #

    they’re okay…i think the part above the nose is too thick.

  32. The Bishop 1 March 2010 at 5:08 pm #

    If they came in white frame, that’d be gravy.

  33. Steven 1 March 2010 at 5:11 pm #

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Png-PC0ews

    I think that says it all!

  34. Evan Courtney 1 March 2010 at 5:36 pm #

    They look like BluBlockers.
    And that’s not a good thing.

  35. Ashley 1 March 2010 at 6:02 pm #

    It’s called a duck face! I like the shades on you.

  36. Megan 1 March 2010 at 8:04 pm #

    Lose them and go for something rectangular! :-)

  37. Toby 2 March 2010 at 12:42 am #

    Ditch the glasses and stick with the FIVEhead :D

  38. Dagny 2 March 2010 at 3:44 am #

    Keep em!

  39. Chris 2 March 2010 at 6:21 am #

    Dude if those were on Lincoln’s dome they’re bonafide pimptastic as is, but it certainly doesn’t hurt that they look awesome on your face. Keep those stunnas!

  40. Tara 2 March 2010 at 8:29 am #

    Love you, Carlos…but the glasses have to go…sorry! :-)

  41. Shaun Groves 2 March 2010 at 8:41 am #

    With those sunglasses you’re well on your way to becoming a Christian music rock star worship leader guy. Do we really need more of those?

    Ditch ‘em. Especially indoors. ; )

  42. Jay 2 March 2010 at 10:29 am #

    I’m sure everybody is trying to get their brownie points by telling you how great they look, but no.

    First of all, they look like Ambervision sunglasses. If you don’t know, Google it. They sell on Amazon for $4.99

    Secondly, you need a different shape because the glasses are as round as your head. And they’re too big. You’re not Paris Hilton. If you want to go throwback, throwback to Top Gun and get some aviator sunglasses. That will work.

    Not these. Not even in sunny Florida.

  43. Brice Bohrer 2 March 2010 at 12:03 pm #

    keep

  44. Kelps 2 March 2010 at 12:21 pm #

    What does Whittaker Woman say?

  45. David Knapp 2 March 2010 at 1:16 pm #

    I’ve seen worse.

  46. Erik w/a "k" 3 March 2010 at 12:59 am #

    I am always for sunglasses. Look good bro. BTW, I was just at the Simply Youth Ministry Conference. Check out the playlist they had there. http://www.morethandodgeball.com/itunes-playlist-from-symc/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+simplyjosh+%28MoreThanDodgeball.com%29&utm_content=Google+Feedfetcher
    You made it like 3 times!!!

  47. Jon T 4 March 2010 at 7:44 am #

    I think you should grab some Oakley Gascans…they are big and rectangular. I have a big head and they work well for me. They make it look not so big. Get the rootbeer frames with bronze lenses. Would go well with your skintone.

  48. @ben_robbins 4 March 2010 at 9:04 pm #

    Dude, aviators are definitely the way to go for you. Buy them on eBay or Amazon to save some chedda’. But go to one of those expensive SG stores to figure out what size fits your face best.

    And nooooo, I’ve never done this before ever…

    Not one time.

    And certainly not multiple times… Nope. Never.

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