If Your Single And Christian…
Can you tell me the story…
Of how this was given to me this weekend?
Let your inner storytellers unleash…
Los
Can you tell me the story…
Of how this was given to me this weekend?
Let your inner storytellers unleash…
Los
RAIN IT DOWN
I got those cards almost every day…its a curse I tell you…being single and christian.
Getting that card is almost as bad as being pulled aside by the 70 year old women in your church trying to set you up with someone.
hahahahahaha. You want me to give it to you?
I actually was ready to DM you and ask for the number. Aint no shame in the my game or something like that (I am white, so it doesn’t sound that cool)
I’m on it dude.
it’s been years since i’ve handed those out… oops… i mean… what? who would do that? nevermind.
I actually found that in a bible you left at my house last year.
i left my bible there?
*sigh* I see my mother has been handing out cards on my behalf again >.<
All kidding aside, getting a card like that could be all sorts of awkward!
hahahahahahhaha
Wow, that would be weird…I would call that desperate.
Or BRAVE!!!
so i guess the back of a business card is the christian version of a bathroom stall now… hmmm…
Not the stall I was in yesterday
I’m thinking you could start to make a killing! Loswhit Love Connection! I can see it now.
Her christian friends bribed her with a meal at chik-fil-a, anything she wanted on the whole menu, if she gave that to you. She couldn’t resist. She didn’t want to be a Christian chicken, and REALLY wanted to eat a Christian chicken… so what could she do? Little did she know that it would end up on the internet.
Bam… Almost the winning comment there…
I think a card is a little more modest than hanging out at a bar with a low cut top/tight jeans. That’s one positive.
If any single Christian men ask you to give out their number in a less lame way than that you can pass them along to me.
Los I’m game, I ain’t got no shame in calling a girl that knows what she wants and is advertising for it. It might have been a little better if it was directed at someone. @osully7
LOL. im sure whoever gave you that is regretting it now.
Girl and her single friends decide to take a HOT Saturday in the Atlanta area to do some volunteer work at a local school. They pulled weeds and put out pinestraw for 4 hours. After working hard they grabbed lunch then headed home to get ready for the Community Makeover Celebration. Girl #1 picks up friends in her pick-up because they have to take their own chairs because the concert/celebration will be held in a parking lot (also because it’s in Hiram and all the cool kids drive trucks there). While trying to worship through song, suddenly girl #1 is distracted by the guy on stage. He’s definitely not a country boy (bald and tattoos) BUT he ROCKS cowboy boots. After telling her friends that she thinks singer-dude is hot, friends convince poor country Girl #1 to take a chance but recommend that she make sure he’s not cheating on anyone and knows God. What’s wrong with that?
sounds like you know this story all to well…hmmmmm
that is hilarious and probably spot on… go on with your badself poor country Girl #1 in Hiram!
ok, here is the story los.
Unnamed Girl is single, she has tried dating sites and not gotten much response, because they cost alot and most men don’t pay much. She then suddenly has a radical Idea, what about twitter. she posts her love request on the social network, but realizes she hasn’t got enough followers, so she asks herself, who is the twitter king? Oh right Ashton Kutcher, but he would fix her up with an aged broad, and not a good man.
then she remembers the crown prince of twitter, the one who knows all about the single ladies, the one, the only, Loswhit. she figures he can help her out. so she checks out his tour schedule, and when he comes near to her, she driver 4 hours to his concert and begs him to give out the number.
Moved with compassion he graciously posts about it on his blog and on twitter, but since he is a true gentleman, he blacks out her name and number so he can prescreen all the potentials. He is a true man of god and not just a heartless matchmaker.
The end of this story is not written yet (but It would be good if the ending included me.)
It’s been FAR too long since I’ve been to this site. Oh, how I’ve missed it!
You sang “God of second Chances” and she felt that she had a shot…
M_
If this were Facebook, I would “like” this one!
That’s easy, these cards are sold at Christian book stores and on the packaging there are instructions to give these cards to any bald worship leaders you encounter, and if one of those bald worship leaders post a picture of the card on a famous blog, then you wins a million dollars.
Problem is, there’s so many bald worship leaders that this poor girl had been handing out those cards for over three years…she’s finally hit the jack pot.
You’ve got tens of thousands of followers, many of whom are men that love Jesus. I think it’s kind of brilliant. It hard out there for a single Christian woman these days!
P.S….Perhaps she read the book of Ruth, and considers your list of twitter followers to be a metaphor for fields to glean.
I would have no shame in accepting a number, it seems crazy & fun, and I like both crazy & fun (well somewhat crazy). On the other hand though, I have done the trying to get to know a girl in the GA. ATL to the Bay is long distance to get to know someone.
So Los, if you find any California girls dropping their numbers for you to post I would be more than happy to take them. :p
I don’t get it. She makes and sells purity rings, and is just trying to advertise her business. What’s the fuss?
hahahaha
More importantly- are you ever going to call me, or just keep teasing me by blogging about me on the interweb? Yes, no, or maybe?
Let’s just hope that wasn’t a mans name on that card….
Plus, you assume she/he/it is looking for a fling!
Anddd you’re probably right unfortunately
New advertisement for the church’s singles minstry?
After reading the resolution of this in the follow-up, I am disappointed that you’re using this on your blog. It’s not the same, I know, but it reminds me of the Christian guys who tell their testimony about their pre-Christian exploits. You’re like, “Hey, waaaait a second – you’re not sharing your testimony. I think you’re actually bragging.”
This totally sucks for your wife and kids.