RANDOM LADY: “Oh, that’s such a beautiful baby….what’s her name?”
GIRL IN PIC: “Thanks…her name is Orange.”
RANDOM LADY: “Interesting, did you get the idea from Gwyneth Paltrow naming her kid Apple….?”
GIRL IN PIC “Nope, we want to remember the place was conceived. Her middle name is Julius.”
RANDOM LADY: “Oh, that’s such a beautiful baby….what’s her name?”
GIRL IN PIC: “Thanks…her name is Orange.”
RANDOM LADY: “Interesting, did you get the idea from Gwyneth Paltrow naming her kid Apple….?”
GIRL IN PIC “Nope, we want to remember the place she was conceived. Her middle name is Julius.”
RAIN IT DOWN
Muffin Top / Flat Top Makeout.
Perfect
Adding to what Jessica so brilliantly added…
Muffin Top + Flat Top Makeout = SpongeBob Squarepants
mallbaby
hahahahha
“Alejandro, you have all the Cinnabons you need right here”
“Aeropostale can wait.”
I don’t want to blow it by bringing her home to the trailer, so I’m going for it here…
Thought Bubbles: Girl- He kisses better than my cousin!
Guy- I finally get to kiss a girl that’s not my sister!
Summer Lovin, Had me a blast…
Finally, we can make out without your parents walking in on us. You’re right, making out at the mall is, like, SO much better!
Hey, you got something on your face, here let me help you with that. NOM NOM NOM NOM.
Get a room!
they were trying out for the NEW Abercrombie & Fitch magazine.
LOL!!! i just cracked myself up!!
Was that guy in Manudo?
A younger version of Carlos Whittaker
Carlos is about to be arrested.
hahahahahaha.
haircut: $12
too tight jeans: $19.99
causing the 4-year old staring at them to ask: Is THAT where babies come from? : PRICELESS!
aw, man!! THIS is soooooo much more comfortable than the movie theatre seats.
A conversation 9 months from now….
RANDOM LADY: “Oh, that’s such a beautiful baby….what’s her name?”
GIRL IN PIC: “Thanks…her name is Orange.”
RANDOM LADY: “Interesting, did you get the idea from Gwyneth Paltrow naming her kid Apple….?”
GIRL IN PIC “Nope, we want to remember the place was conceived. Her middle name is Julius.”
A conversation 9 months from now….
RANDOM LADY: “Oh, that’s such a beautiful baby….what’s her name?”
GIRL IN PIC: “Thanks…her name is Orange.”
RANDOM LADY: “Interesting, did you get the idea from Gwyneth Paltrow naming her kid Apple….?”
GIRL IN PIC “Nope, we want to remember the place she was conceived. Her middle name is Julius.”
If the bracelet on his right arm says “WWJD”, walk up and loudly say “NOT THAT!”
This sure beats blogging about it!
New CPR Technique
…see that is why I cannot let you go to the mall with your friends…THAT could happen!
help! our braces are stuck!
I love what Zach said, but I’d change the 2nd line:
Thought Bubbles: Girl- He kisses better than my cousin!
Guy- She kisses better than her cousin…
“hey let’s really get into this since the perv taking the pic has nothing better to do than to take pics of us!”