Bite My Hoodie
I always chew the plastic ens off the end of my hoodie strings and then chew and suck on the string.
Nasty. I know.
But c’mon.
You do it too.
Can I get a witness?
I always chew the plastic ens off the end of my hoodie strings and then chew and suck on the string.
Nasty. I know.
But c’mon.
You do it too.
Can I get a witness?
RAIN IT DOWN
Hahaha… i do that, too.
Chew on plastic water bottle caps. Sometimes when i realize im doing it i haven’t finished the water and then i don’t have a cap…..
I smoked for seven years so now I chew on anything and everything. Recently though, I’ve been trying to chew a callous off my index finger. It bleeds and is nasty.
Nail biter.
Awful habit.
So gross.
But I’m guilty non the less.
I lick my fingers when I eat. A lot. Drives my wife crazy. I try to eat BBQ alone.
my fiance’ does that… and when we eat wings and he has leftover sauce on his fingers, he’ll dip his finger in the bleu cheese/ranch to make sure he has a good balance of flavors, and THEN lick his fingers…
hi. my name is adam and i’m a nail-biter.
Same here. Since I was like 5.
I am a knuckle cracker. It’s considered gross to some, but mostly annoying.
I felt the need to comment on this post, as I am currently sucking on the withered end of the string of my hoodie. I also bite my nails, crack my knuckles, and chew on random crap. Thank you Carlos for this much needed intervention.
I poop sometimes. Gross habit, I know. Can’t help myself sometimes.
That made me laugh
Actually, I’m one of those sweaty heathens who just pulls the string out of my hoodies.
I’m trying to get help, but my doctor won’t take my condition seriously.
I pull me strings out too. They’re ANNOYING.
I chew on a bunch of stuff (fingernails, callouses etc.), but weirdly, I’ve never considered my hoodie strings. I also put my necklaces in my mouth whenever I wear one, I put my glasses, headbands, and bobby pins in my mouth, I’ve been known to chew on the edge of my silicone iphone cover, and when I was a lifeguard, I used to chew on the boob tube when I was guarding.
clean out my ear wax with pen caps.
Chew on drinking straws while sipping. Seriously, something wrong with that??
I used to chew the ends of my hair, but not anymore.
But since I was 12, I’ve had diabetes. And there’s these plastic caps on the tail end of my syringes that I LOVE to chew on. I even got my husband in the habit. It’s so odd.
The other odd thing is this is the second time it’s come up tonight- and I’m pretty sure it’s never come up before this.
First of all, can I just say… oral fixation anyone? lol… If you weren’t a church going person I’m pretty sure you’d be a chain smoker (or trying really hard not to be one)
Now that I have psychoanalyzed the crap out of your weird habit let’s move on to mine. I crack my knuckles which is my least bizarre habit. I clean my ears with Q-tips incessantly (and yes, only the name brand will do) – to the point that I damage my ear canals. And finally, I am a ferocious picker… anything that doesn’t feel quite right on my skin I will pick until it is a thousand times worse than if I had left said “imperfection” alone. I know I do it and yet… I can’t stop.
I have the Q-tip issue as well! Everyday! sometimes a few times a day……
Confession is good for the soul!
I have been known to attack the callouses on my feet with nail clippers so vigorously that my feet are tender for days. And I have a thing about tweezing or skin picking.
Me too!
I put pens in my mouth. Doesn’t matter if it is one of “mine” or just one I found on my desk. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww
My 10-month old daughter loves to suck on those, too. She’s teething. What’s your excuse?
i love when I get a breakout poking through one of my tattoos. It starts to get the color of the ink it is poking through. Then gets the white top going on when it is ready to pop.
Something satisfying about popping that pimple that is getting int he way of my ink looking fly.
I don’t have any oral fetishes that I can think of….but 2 of my 3 kids put everything in their mouths. Can’t help but draw the correlation that they were my “paci” kids. Think there’s a connection?
I teach 2′s and one of my kids will take the end of his shoelace and stick it in his ear or his nose.
I don’t really bite or chew on anything I shouldn’t, but I do pick at my cuticle. BADLY. My husband is always yelling at me.
I scratch my head then smell my fingers… Haha.
My son does it to mine.
I’m a nail-biter.
i totally eat my hoodie strings
I’m a nosepicker, in fact I sometimes catch myself picking in front of my kids after I just nagged them to stop. My 3-year-old has taken to holding one hand up in front of her nose while she picks. When we say we know what she’s doing, she just denies it!
I pick my nose and blow it in the shower. Doesn’t always wash down the drain either. My wife hates it, but I CAN’T stop. Help?
I have a chihuahua that likes to lick my toes and I let her. Confession is good for the soul.