Love Your 4 Year Old Son, But Never Trust Your 4 Year Old Son

Posted on 09. Nov, 2010 by loswhit in fatherhood

Photo on 2010-11-09 at 17.07

I specifically remember Seanna crying because her Barbie had been decapitated.
I also remember Losiah denying it.
I also recall him playing with my favorite pen the other day.
I also recall THE ONLY PLACE I KEEP THE PEN is in the side pocket in my backpack.
Guess what I just found in that side pocket?
#LittleBoys…
Los

21 Responses to “Love Your 4 Year Old Son, But Never Trust Your 4 Year Old Son”

  1. ThatGuyKC 9 November 2010 at 5:17 pm #

    HAHA!! That is awesome!
    However, if your wife reads your blog and shows the girls what will happen? :)
    Hope she records that incident.

  2. Nancy Jones 9 November 2010 at 5:22 pm #

    Well obviously KEN was no defender. Your daughter needs a GI Joe.

  3. charles 9 November 2010 at 5:23 pm #

    obviously I never did that… never (shhh).
    when my mother reads this post I will probably get a beating even though i’m 26

  4. pastormatt 9 November 2010 at 5:23 pm #

    She had it coming. :)

  5. Steven 9 November 2010 at 5:24 pm #

    Why do I suddenly feel the urge to watch Dexter: Season One?

  6. Mishababy 9 November 2010 at 5:43 pm #

    Did you just get framed???

    By a four year old???

    wow………

  7. Gina 9 November 2010 at 5:50 pm #

    Too hilarious… have to agree. Your daughter definitely needs a GI Joe to protect her Barbies!

  8. Clay 9 November 2010 at 6:06 pm #

    Our oldest two (girl, then boy) had Ken doll and a GI Joe. One Christmas they got a slingshot monkey that had a rubber helmet and cape. The monkey got torn up pretty quickly, but the helmet and cape were still good. This is important.

    When Ken’s hair gets wet, it doesn’t stay slicked back. In fact, it stands up in a very mugshot-of-Nick-Nolte-esque kind of way. This is also important.

    I walked into our daughters room one night and noticed Ken and Joe sitting on the edge of a storage tub, which was obviously the kids play swimming pool. Ken’s hair was all wild, plus he had no clothes on. Joe had been stripped down as well, but he was wearing the monkey’s helmet and cape. There were a couple Barbies on the other end of the pool. Looked like there was one crazy party going on in Barbie’s world that night.

    Forevermore, those two dolls are known as Crazy Haired Ken and Monkey Joe.

  9. Christopher Hopper 9 November 2010 at 6:08 pm #

    Ha…too funny, Los. Reminds me of something similar that Luik and Eva did to Barbies when I wasn’t looking:

    http://www.christopherhopper.com/2010/08/barbie-rock-band/

    ch:

  10. Jeannine 9 November 2010 at 6:28 pm #

    Too funny! I am sure she doesn’t think so but as a parent it is funny. You have such a beautiful and entertaining family.

  11. Brenda 9 November 2010 at 6:57 pm #

    Busted!

  12. Tim 9 November 2010 at 7:28 pm #

    I wish I had your mad detective skills Los

  13. merle s 9 November 2010 at 8:12 pm #

    haha awesome!! youre a regular magnum PI

  14. michelle 9 November 2010 at 11:28 pm #

    you know your single ladies video is nominated for the people choice awards right?

  15. mo 10 November 2010 at 6:40 am #

    wow. at least it wasn’t in the freezer.

  16. Aaron 10 November 2010 at 10:18 am #

    Barbie doesn’t deserve that. Especially after watching Toy Story 3…stinking movie made me cry; twice.

  17. Courtney 10 November 2010 at 9:47 pm #

    Thats probably the greatest thing I’ve read today. Love it.

  18. Mark 13 November 2010 at 8:44 pm #

    What’s your favorite pen?

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