Your Turn On Headline News!

Posted on 31. Jan, 2011 by loswhit in Culture


So these are the deep, life changing stories I get to discuss when I am on Prime News.
I know friends. You are so proud of me.
:)
It’s your turn.
You are the 5th talking head.
Give me your one liners on…
MTV Skins…
50% of a school district smokes pot…
Lion Tacos…
Tech Toddlers…
Bad Breath Singles…

Your turn…GO!
Los

15 Responses to “Your Turn On Headline News!”

  1. Jake Anderson 31 January 2011 at 10:47 am #

    Meatloaf!

  2. Wes 31 January 2011 at 10:54 am #

    MTV Skins – The commercials alone make me feel like I need to repent.

    50% of School District Smokes Pot – If you’re living under your parents’ roof, you gotta submit to your parents’ rules. Drug test ‘em!

    Lion Tacos – If they’re not endangered, I say fry ‘em up.

    Tech Toddlers – That’s the nature of the beast. Our grandkids are going to be teaching our kids how to operate flying cars.

    Bad breath singles – Depends on the other factors. If everything else is “going on”, then you can let it slide.

  3. stephanie kandray 31 January 2011 at 12:14 pm #

    MTV Skins – Satan wanted his own version of Saved by the Bell.

    50% of School District Smokes Pot – So, assuming K-5th don’t add have many in the 50% that would be all of grades 6-12?

    Lion Tacos – It’s more legal than a taco full of beagle.

    Tech Toddlers – My 1.5 year old updated her Netflix queue.

    Bad Breath Singles – Bad breath can take a Brad Pitt down to a Steve Buscemi real quick.

    • BrandiB 31 January 2011 at 2:33 pm #

      The Satan version of Saved by the Bell just made me laugh out loud!

    • Wes 31 January 2011 at 3:25 pm #

      Wow. Just . . . wow. :)

  4. Jordan Young 31 January 2011 at 12:20 pm #

    after reading Wes’ answers, i feel like a bad Christian.

    mtv skins – parents: if you don’t want your kids watching… don’t let them. ps it’s really tame compared to the uk version.

    50% smoking pot: legalize it, tax it, and watch the profit roll in.

    lion tacos: i’m down to try them.

    tech toddlers: i think it’s awesome.

    bad breath singles: i’m not sure what this is about.

    • Wes 31 January 2011 at 3:24 pm #

      I’ll pray for you. Ha ha! :)

    • Jam 31 January 2011 at 3:45 pm #

      Of course “Skins” is tame. I think “The Office” is the one show that the US has managed to do well. Other than that it’s a swing, and a miss.

  5. Jam 31 January 2011 at 1:55 pm #

    MTV Skins = rubbish
    50% of a school district smokes pot = probably the only ones being honest.
    Lion Tacos = I’d be proud to have one.
    Tech Toddlers = There is evidence which points towards these devices helping to develop hand/eye coordination.
    Bad Breath Singles = bad breath is hard to get past. If his/her breath is so bad that you can smell it from across the table they may have chronic halitosis? Maybe do the ole “I’ll have a mint and ask them if they want one” trick.

  6. mo 1 February 2011 at 7:29 am #

    that show is trash. glad you were on that panel :)

    man, you’re blowing up! or, well, blown up!

  7. Andrea 1 February 2011 at 11:27 am #

    My husband and I rushed to the t.v. to find the replay the night you posted it on facebook. We were surprised to see you on THAT show. :( You’re way too good for that trashy show Los. But then I guess you’d be the light in the darkness.

  8. Gabe 2 February 2011 at 12:47 am #

    “More Smarter or More Stupider” I was hoping Los would drop the more when it came his turn. Great job though!

  9. Brenda 3 February 2011 at 6:25 pm #

    They don’t make Altoids for your face? I’ve got to find a way to drop that in casual conversation.

    I have to admit…I’ve watched all three seasons of UK’s Skins. I found it on Netflix, and I was instantly hooked. I haven’t seen MTV’s version, but I can’t see it being the same in an American context.

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