It’s Christmas Eve. This means a few things. Some of you are the happiest that you have been all year. Some of you are the most miserable that you have been all year. Some of you are right in the middle. Me? I’m good. I am laying in bed right now next to the most [...]
Happy Thanksgiving! Los
The first 2 were easy. Losiah is favored. He just is. Not favorite. Just favored. The kid touches things and it turns to gold. The kid walks by 23 year old women and they immediately get weak in the knees. He cries and everyone wants to watch. He screams and everyone wants to watch. Seanna [...]
We had Angelica from the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie. A salsa dancer. A little monster. A clown. A sexy Mexican. I mean a wrestler. And lots of fun with friends. And I’m locking Sohaila in the house until she is 44. Dear Lord protect the boys that enter her life from my wrath. [...]
She bought it with her own money. She asked me to help her put it together. I made it 2 hours and only had 1/4 of it done. I had to go run my 7 mile marathon training run. I got back home. She whispered to her mommy…”I think daddy might be too tired to [...]
My girls love Barbies, donuts, pizza, and Taylor Swift. So it wasn’t a suprise when my then 7 year old Seanna told us she wanted a Taylor Swift birthday party. But if you know the Whittakers, you know that did not mean Taylor Swift cups and plates from Walmart. Our friend Jenny Acuff, the better [...]
It’s fall. In California you camp in the summer. The mountains are higher and the weather is cooler. You can’t pull this off in the south. I took Sohaila camping a few weeks ago and literally felt as if my face was going to melt off my head at 2am. We were 5 minutes away [...]
Last week on Twitter I documented the horrific and terrifying experience of my kitten, Riggins, getting his head stuck in a toy. Here is what happened… Yes. You just watched 3:33 seconds of that. Riggins Thanks You. #SaveRiggins… Los
I don’t like cats. This is our cat. Well I guess it is a kitten. I love this cat. My wife named our cat Riggins. Not because she loves out cat, but because she loves this guy… But I love that guy too. So it’s ok. Our kitten is possessed by something not heavenly. It [...]
The time is now. This internet is filled with nothing but memememememememememe. Time to talk about themthemthemthemthemthemthemthem. I want to know who your better half is. Husband. Wife. Boyfriend. Girlfriend. Dog. Answer this. 1. Who are you “together” with? 2. What do they do? 3. Why are they better than you? Ready…Set…Go… Los
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