Not like WANT his body…
But want his body…
Like only if it wasn’t so pasty.
A bit more tan.
But like my head on top of his body.
Not like that.
Not with his head on his body and my head on his body.
Like cut his head off and put my head on his shoulders.
I mean I would never actually do that.
Cut off his head.
You know what I mean.
I just want his pecs as my pecs.
His abs as my abs.
Not ON my abs.
Whatever…

This post started off really safe and ended up wounding my masculinity.
But face it…
The J Dog is ripped
Los

The only reason I can’t completely mock this picture is because I definitely rock a mild to mini sag.
How about you?
Do you rock a sag?
Or do you pull them boys up to where you are singing soprano?
What do you prefer?
Sag or no sag?

Los

You’re Welcome,
Los

BEARD PUNCH from Zak Stoltz on Vimeo.

My wife likes some sort of facial hair on me.
When it’s all off she thinks I look naked.
Which I always assumed was a good thing.
How about you?
Does your wife/girl like facial hair on you?
Do you rock the facial hair?
Talk to me.
Whats on your face or your man’s face and do you like it?
Los

Buy this here…
And…
You’re Welcome.
Los

Um.
I’m never stepping foot on a dance floor again.
When he breaks it down half time…
OMG.
You’re Welcome.
Los

It’s time to be selfish.
If I held you hostage, and made you buy you a material possession for you alone to enjoy this Christmas, what would you ask for?
Los

This was too good not to get your captions…
Caption Please
Los

I’m typing this from Rwanda.  I just got a massage.  I’m a short term missionary.

1.  I absolutely, without a doubt, do not struggle with staying in nice hotels while I’m in developing countries on mission trips.  Quit judging me.
2.  This is my second trip to Africa.  The children’s behavior here makes American children look like wild animals.
3.  I like taking pics of me and the cute Rwandan kids but I would never take pics of me and cute American kids.
4.  God did not call me or you to be Mother Teresa.  He called me to be Carlos Whittaker and you to be you.  Be you.
5.  When I am on a short term mission trip I’m constantly thinking that “long term missionaries” are rolling their eyes at me.
6.  I always become friends with the bell hop so that by night 3, he takes me out for some local nightlife.
7.  When it’s 1:30 am, and I enter the third, shady, back alley bar…I immediately start looking at how Jason Borne would get out of this room if cornered.
8.  Americans are the most impatient people on the planet.  And I’m American.
9.  I am so scared that I’ll eat something that will kill me in Rwanda, but I’ll McDonalds every other day and that will kill me faster.
10.  The three most important things for this stumbling short term missionary…
a.  Wifi
b.  Ministry
c.  Wifi
In that order.

What confessions can you add?
Los
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If this was you, what would be in the glass? Baptists can comment anonymously…
Los